Im from Venezuela, AMA

Im from Venezuela, AMA.

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Do you really eat dogs ?

Why haven't you gotten out yet? The commie zombie Apocalypse is coming.

Are you starving right now?

why aren't you killing your government officials?

el-nacional.com/noticias/sucesos/hombre-descuartizo-adolescente-vendio-carne-como-chiguire_209688

Getting papers ready atm

Low protein diet, rice and yuca for the most part

How big is your cock?

what's for brunch? capitalist tears?

Absolute gun purchase prohibition

Around 7 in

Hey bro, I hope to find you well with this shitpost.

My country is also going down the socialist road, and we will be suffering the same shit withing the next 5 years.

What do you suggest I do, OR what would you do if you went back 5 years in time to escape the social and economical nightmare Venezuela is going through right now?

Thank you chamo.

Btw. I love canepas.

How can I move over there?

What would you do ooo ooooo...
for a Klondike bar?

What country are you from?

>Low protein diet
enjoy your no gains

Are you hungry?

What does bark taste like?

>Bolivia

wow, don't see too many of you lads around

If I kill you in Runescape will you die IRL?

What do they say about my country over there?

Forgot flag.

Dogs are reserved for gov't officials only. Everybody else eats shoes and maybe the occasional rat.

Are you a furry?
what country do you plan to go to?
What education do you have?
How is your family?

Chavistas that can't afford food tears are better

Start legalizing your papers (apostilla o legalización) now in case you have to leave later, thanks for your good wishes

You need a visa to come as a NA

Sharpie in pooper?

Venezuela...

:(

Not right now, ate an empanada this morning

Never ate a tree, ya gay burger

Runescape is too old, i play wow

That you're starting to go full capitalist since correa left

No

Spain

Only mother and doggo, mama old but ok for now

Thanks Chamo.

Additional question. What are the first items that are affected when the crisis hit?

What are you using to post?

Define real socialism.

I believe that we are only a handful of Bolivianons that post here. Haven't met any IRL tho.

A butthole, it’s nothing but a shitpost

>AMA
Why does your president look like David Walliams?

>why aren't you killing government officials?
>absolute gun purchase prohibition
Lefty gun control argument btfo

The basic food items, flour, butter, milk, anything with protein (eggs, red and white meat) since the gov tries to regulate dem prices

Phone, main isp cantv was banned in the moot era

A huge turd of epic proportions

Because of the pornstache?

Have things gotten worse this year? How long you have queue for toilet paper?

Yeah man, don't let them take your guns

Chavez closed all armories some years ago, only the army and a chosen few tyrones can have them now

I hope you make it out ok Venezuela-bro. In your country are you considered poor, decently well off, or rich?

There are no more queues, 4 rolls of toilet paper cost 60.000 VEF (min wage is around 400.000 VEF). International prices while earning a super shit salary, socialist crisis evolved (slavery)

Are you all in on bitcoin?

Do you know about/own gold at GoldMoney.com or similar 100% reserve gold banks?

Since i can eat 3 meals I'm considered a billionare right now

I'm mining eth with a single 390x, but nothing else going

What is life really like for poorfags there? Are they starving like we're hearing over here?

stop crossing the borders to Brasil you dirt indians... we need to build a wall fast!!!!!

Yeah man, one kg of meat costs 80.000 VEF, (min wage 400k VEF).

People are scouring through trash bags by the hundreds in caracas

How is the general acceptance of alternative means of store of value and payments? Like, how likely is it you'll buy stuff with bitcoin et.al. in your day to day life?

Huehueeee

Not likely, though localbitcoins has a shitload of movement in Venezuela, but people only like fiat payments in VEF

Good thread in a sea of shit chamo.

Your country is full of disgusting monkeys anyway faggot. Stop trying to act cool nigger.

>but people only like fiat payments in VEF

Are they retarded? I don't even hold Euros because that's too much of a risk in my view. At least in a bank it is, since the 45% confiscations of bank deposits above €100k in Cypress.

Btw, if you think about holding crypto long term, I'd trade ETH for BTC if I were you. Look at this link (and the articles linked within in):

woobull.com/data-visualisation-118-coins-plotted-over-time-this-is-why-hodl-alt-coin-indexes-dont-work/

Do you feed your family playing by Runescape?

I don't understand, a kg of meat is 80000 vef, but minimum wage is 400000 vef? I think I have that backwards because that means meat is dirt cheap. Is that 400000 vef per month? Or year?

Yeah I instantly convert what i mine to BTC mein friend

Don't like rs

400.000 per month, 1kg costs 80.000

"." is a "," outside of burger land you ignorant fuck

Poorfags are literally the fattes fucks by income demos. I grew up poor enough to grab some dinner at a friends house at the end of the month by necessity, but that's because my mom and sister ate all our shit and were fat.

Do you live in a wealthy area? Do poor people harass you for food?

OK that makes far more sense, how much is rent on average for a decent (relatively) place?
That's exactly what I said? Hurr durr

I live in chacao (middle class neighborhood)

Just going out for a walk means at least you'll encounter 10 people begging for food (not even money anymore)

A room rents for around 200.000 in a decent place, but no one wants to rent (laws make it practically impossible to evict tenants)

Stop coming to my country.

Are you from Venezuela?

You know Chile is very nice a and has a very prosper future, you should go there and never even think about Argentina we are literraly Haití 2.0

Jesus christ man. How long do you think it will be before your country reaches critical mass and revolts? Sounds like your people have nothing to lose, noguns or not

Proof so you know I'm not larping

I bet baires is flooded by commie chavistas since they can't afford leaving for europe kek

Socialism is really good at making people docile, so really dunno, this should have exploded like a year ago, even

>giving us your fingerprint
Fukken get ready to be doxxed boi

>SOLTERO
Come on son, those are rookie numbers, step it up.

>Implying I'm in any fp database being a shit poor memezuelan

Single but taken ayyy

Welp, best of luck to you m8. Hope you can get out of there.

Why do latin america falls for socialist meme bullshit all the time?

We need to stop the angolans first

Maduro is a good man, should teach Trumps dumbass how to govern , he clearly doesnt take any shit and gives a fuck less about human rights organizations coming after his ass. If you're caught protesting you get killed unlike here were any SHE wetback is able to disrespect President Trump.oh and I hope Leopoldo Lopez is shot in the face and his wife takes twenty rifles up her venezuelan shithole while watching her husband die.

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Thanks

>Muh free gob money
>Gibsmedat

Is this a copypasterino? If not good effort kek

Low IQ and deeply ingrained cultural Marxism, meu amigo Gustavo

Best of luck Ven bro.

>If you're caught protesting you get killed

The opinion of a literal retard. I’m not evenfor the she werback but if you honestly think you can cut freedom of speech in such a way then you’re commie scum yourself. Maybe even a kike.

sure...

Clearly you like seeing our president disrespected, you disgust me.

>SOLTERO

Do you think things in Venezuela are getting worse or better right now?

why do your women give such enthusiastic head?

If you could kill every venezuelan who voted for chavez and maduro with a click of a button, would you do it?

Yes tell your comrades to go complain about USA and imperialism in the bottom of the ocean or back to their countries and your non comrades venezuelans to stop being non white, we already have our own packs of those we don't need to import more, go to Chile they are better than us 1000%

Thanks

Worse

I concur

I'd click it in a heartbeat

Good question maybe they're just that hungry

The answer is obvious, but damn, it's like mousetrap and mice.

Anyway, I wish you luck. You can come to São Paulo when we become a country.

are there any jews in your goverment like ours?
do you think you can make it?
do you like national socialism?

Why are you still there?

Lincoln fucked up.

Bet your ass he did. I wanna shit in his grave

What do you think of foreigners who support Maduro?

I hate zurdos so god damn much they are literral childs playing politicians

How's it feel to know you've perverted Chavez's of socialism for a stripped down version of capitalism and complain about it's failure as being socialism for e points on racist internet forums?

I bet there are some goldman agents working closely with maduro (although a default seems likely rn)

Hopefully i can

I do

Gettin papers ready

Retarded, paid up shills or just whole life commies

Our president understands the importance of his right to the 1st and is smart enough to understand others as well.
He follows the rule of of the law, something you seem to like to disrespect.

Here’s another (You) for your starving ass

Yeah but latinos are worst.

why dont u stay in ur fucking country

Here, have a stalin star you disgusting communist burger

HELADEROOOOOOOOOOO

Dont come here. We dont need more street vendors and poor people.

what a beautiful diverse culture!

When are you gonna stab the guardia nacional with a knife?

I can't wait to see the country purged of you capitalists and Chavez's vision can finally take hold. Between the US interference and terrorists like you, the poor are suffering from the lack of equality.

Says the american, literally a black country. Le 56%