American visiting Prague here. Just broke up with my gf of 3 years and decided to come here on a whim...

American visiting Prague here. Just broke up with my gf of 3 years and decided to come here on a whim. I don't speak the language. Any CZ anons out there? Any tips other than the YT videos? I'm looking to fucking party. Pic related, sorry for the sideways, phone posting from clover.

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>looking to party
go to tumblr faggot we don't approve of degeneracy here you should be reading Mein Kampf

>go to tumblr

You don't even know what you're saying. Probably just another bot

You have one of the gayest faces I've ever seen.

Is Craigslist a thing in third-world countries? If yes, use that and try not to have your kidneys stolen.

I don't bottom, sorry

no, it is not
we do not even have amazon here

Ya but it's shit here. This is modern city, they have their own kidneys

do you top?

Get on that same day delivery. Lost my phone charger? Who gives a shit, they'll fuckin' drone me a new one for $10.
That's the kind of thinking that will leave you with less kidneys than you started with. Honestly, just go to Amsterdam duder. Smoke, drink, fuck kinky hookers until your dick is soft. CZ is a fine place, ok sure; but it's probs not the best tourist destination, especially if you didn't even plan the trip.

Post digck prettyboi

I didn't plan, but from NYC to here for 4 days was $700 incl hotel. I like history and sluts. Other EU cities were double. Yet...here I am posting in a randomizied kidney harvesting board as I would have at home. I just had to get away. MGTOW but then seek the companionship of a woman.

Suggest you go to Sup Forums or /bant/ or some other shit, this isn't the board

Don't seek companionship, that's what dogo's are for. Well, hell yeah for $700 you really can't go wrong. Even if you just sit at the hotel for 4 days that's a solid cheap vacay.

Just ask the locals where you can buy some cheap pussy. No one on Sup Forums knows anything about women.

Come to Brno, there are dozens of horny exchage university sluts in here. People from Prague are faggots anyway.

>Suggest you go to Sup Forums or /bant/ or some other shit, this isn't the board
This is the BEST advice ever. I would never want to try to meet up here. The way things are right now, Id worry about it being a setup. Just posting here makes you part of the 4th reich.

Your nu-pol is showing.

How tall are you

This is the place tourists go to, you're welcome: darlingcabaret.com/

That's how you lose a kidney mate. You do realize you're in ex-Eastern bloc country, right?

5'10 exactly

Aaaand some real Prague whores here: showpark.info/

Random pro tip: Learn to use public transportation. Download app called "IDOS" with transportation timetables. Also you can buy all-day ticket for 5 bucks.

Better spend that money on bitches and parties.

Another random pro tip from another random czechfag: never ever use taxi in prague. Uber, metro, tram or bus.

You were hot till you said you traveled that far for snatch.

>1500 for a 20 pass
How much is that in real money? OP do this, and fuck 5 girls a day for 4 days.

1500 czk is like 70 bucks

Just walk around and offer money to women. According to pornhub they all bite in Czechistan

That works, thank you.

Get a currency converter because their currency is dumb as fuck. Also like someone else said, don't trust the taxis. Beer is cheap as fuck too so go overboard. Also download the app foursquare. Its the best app for guides on what to do and where to eat/drink/club

I’ve been to Prague. Wonderful tourist city. So many fun things to do.

You really don’t need to know anything but English.

I need two carb boots for a 1974 CZ Enduro 250. cant find them on ebay or anywhere.

Moezjoe dostat jedna pivo prosiem.
Can I get a beer?

You look familiar user, are you from nyc?

Enjoy yourself m8

Go to the strip club. They have everything u need usually

Yes Brooklyn

same here
shit well if I ever see you again whatever your name is I'll ask how your trip went

Are these the ones that you are looking for?

crhighperformance.com/?wpshop_product=cz-intake-boot-34-95

Fuck this guy
You look cool

OP looks alpha

Have fun matey

>I need two carb boots for a 1974 CZ Enduro 250. cant find them on ebay or anywhere.

Brother, send me the info and I'll send em to you for free. I've owned m/c for 20 years, and I can feel your desperation. If my midlife crisis amounts to you having a good mixture, then it was worth it.


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Different guy here, but do you by any chance have any CZ 175 fork dust caps? :)

Mine are leaky.

Chechz has Backpage though.

I have a friend on Prague who wants to meet you.

But please answer some questions before we exchange information.

>Are you a smoker?
>How often do you drink alcohol?
>Any history of heart failure in your family?
>When was the last time you were tested for STDs, and what were the results?
>Have you had any major operations?
>Have you suffered any organ failure at any time?
>Do you use any medications?
>Any history of drug use?
>What is your blood type? (If you don't know, it's fine. My friend can test)

Looking forward to your answers.

>nose
DAT THICCNESS

You look like a pedo m8