Guess the American politician

Guess the American politician.

papa ted

thernobitch isnt a politician
>reverse google search
>Best guess for this image: muscle
tru

The Randlet

Dis Goy!

The new tranny governor that was just elected in Virginia.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>rand
>built fat
he's a skelly or ottermode at best

nice bod and half chub you got there

Steve Bannon

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Wiener. That's a jew dick if I've seen one. I've seen a lot.

Definitely not me.

Bubble boy

It's Alex Jones from 2009. Get your cocks straight faggot. Go back to where you came swallowed from.
>sage
Inb4 404'd

>half chub

I don't see any liver spots

Alex Jones

Man's man. I wouidnt mind sloply seconds from a stud like that.

Obama

woof daddy

srsly?

s-sauce?

That's alex jones' chest for sure

Came to say Alex

t h i c c

I posted nudes on Sup Forums once. I regretted it immediately.

Yeah I'll vote.

Hillary Clinton.

Looks like him to me? Meh, get this shit out of here. Don't click the dick Reddit! Noooooo

Gary Johnson.

This. /thread.

Arnold

Alex Jones

I feel slightly uncomfortable..

I see a wiener, so it has to be Anthony Wiener.
Thanks for sharing, OP. Saved to the spank bank.

long dick mcprick?

scalise

Not bad. I'd love to look like that at the age the person probably is.

this

> dub tripz
Checked supreme tier digies

Chelsea Clinton.

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Who is showing off their flacid dong user?

The belly button is different.

Nice cock tho

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I'm going to pretend its McMaster.

he wishes

huma??

Rand wouldnt have such a gayu dick.

>1 post by this ID

saged

Michelle Obama

I thought that was a Swedish Flag just from your post.

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That literally made my dick rock hard. What a daddy. Let me take it to /hm/.

I'm guessing 36

michelle obama

Steven Crowder is not a politiician

Alex Jones

I would suck that cock so good

lelzy nudes? the legit one.

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Strom Thurmond.

The guy in this pic has a cock about 3 inches bigger though. Not ted

Agreed. I look similar even though I feel like my dick is smaller when it really isn't. That's what (((they))) want you to feel lile and also they don't want you looking like an actual man.
If there was a modern day art movement that was allowed to focus on the heterosexual male body, this would be the perfect model.

>Digits confirm alex jones dick is as thick as his neck

This. It can't be Ted since it's not a micropenis.

underrated

kek

bahhahahahahahaaa

not a bad guess

I clicked on Sup Forums, but it feels like Sup Forums....regards, v:/pizzagate lurker.

>doesn't recognize the meme
You have to go back

>1 post by this ID
Why are you retards posting.

Different belly button.

Fake news. This isn't flacid. This is post boner chub style. For you young user fags never take pics of fully soft or fully hard.

So who is it motherfucker?

This is politics you smelly neck beard. Get back to your RPG work simulator and fuck off

Earlobes don't match either, but it still looks like Alex Jones to me...Please God let there be Leann Rackadoo nudes as well.

Rand is slim and well conditioned, perfect for a race war

Paul "fond of flyin' the little" Ryan

i dont really have anything to write home about in the middle

>poorfag toilet
>politician

Nice try, reddit.

nope

I don't know what that means, so your insult was kinda lost. Still stings tho...

Say what you will about controlled opposition, but Jones looks like the image of Mormon Adam.

>ideal male body
>cut cock
kike detected

It's angles if you are a dude and average. Looking down on your dick is never flattering for the masses. Embrace what you have and born with, better areas you can, and have some fucking confidence for God's sake. I'm bad at it but try and when I do my wife gets wetter thanand 1990s slip n slide.
>fake it until you make it

And the perfect size to slip under radar and into enemy lines. Halflings get a bonus to stealth attacks right?

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Paul Ryan is much more ripped than that. He's a huge health nut

He got the carpet in the Speaker's office ripped out because Boehner chainsmoked constantly.

Luis C. Gay

Rand Paul due to large dick size

Rand is adorable but aside from that I really appreciate him, the way that he filibustered the renewal of the Patriot Act has made me respect him continually. He's young enough to be pres. after Trump gets his 8 years and I really hope that it happens - so long as he doesn't go full blown neocon.

>that small ass dick
Has to be a liberal

>Paul "cool it with the antisemitism" Ryan

kek

John McCain.

>45 days later

Other than the lighting and possibly the torso hair, what difference am I supposed to be seeing?

Found the faggot.