Guess the American politician.
Guess the American politician
papa ted
thernobitch isnt a politician
>reverse google search
>Best guess for this image: muscle
tru
The Randlet
Dis Goy!
The new tranny governor that was just elected in Virginia.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>rand
>built fat
he's a skelly or ottermode at best
nice bod and half chub you got there
Steve Bannon
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Wiener. That's a jew dick if I've seen one. I've seen a lot.
Definitely not me.
Bubble boy
It's Alex Jones from 2009. Get your cocks straight faggot. Go back to where you came swallowed from.
>sage
Inb4 404'd
>half chub
I don't see any liver spots
Alex Jones
Man's man. I wouidnt mind sloply seconds from a stud like that.
Obama
woof daddy
srsly?
s-sauce?
That's alex jones' chest for sure
Came to say Alex
t h i c c
I posted nudes on Sup Forums once. I regretted it immediately.
Yeah I'll vote.
Hillary Clinton.
Looks like him to me? Meh, get this shit out of here. Don't click the dick Reddit! Noooooo
Gary Johnson.
This. /thread.
Arnold
Alex Jones
I feel slightly uncomfortable..
I see a wiener, so it has to be Anthony Wiener.
Thanks for sharing, OP. Saved to the spank bank.
long dick mcprick?
scalise
Not bad. I'd love to look like that at the age the person probably is.
this
> dub tripz
Checked supreme tier digies
Chelsea Clinton.
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Who is showing off their flacid dong user?
The belly button is different.
Nice cock tho
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I'm going to pretend its McMaster.
he wishes
huma??
Rand wouldnt have such a gayu dick.
>1 post by this ID
saged
Michelle Obama
I thought that was a Swedish Flag just from your post.
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That literally made my dick rock hard. What a daddy. Let me take it to /hm/.
I'm guessing 36
michelle obama
Steven Crowder is not a politiician
Alex Jones
I would suck that cock so good
lelzy nudes? the legit one.
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Strom Thurmond.
The guy in this pic has a cock about 3 inches bigger though. Not ted
Agreed. I look similar even though I feel like my dick is smaller when it really isn't. That's what (((they))) want you to feel lile and also they don't want you looking like an actual man.
If there was a modern day art movement that was allowed to focus on the heterosexual male body, this would be the perfect model.
>Digits confirm alex jones dick is as thick as his neck
This. It can't be Ted since it's not a micropenis.
underrated
kek
bahhahahahahahaaa
not a bad guess
I clicked on Sup Forums, but it feels like Sup Forums....regards, v:/pizzagate lurker.
>doesn't recognize the meme
You have to go back
>1 post by this ID
Why are you retards posting.
Different belly button.
Fake news. This isn't flacid. This is post boner chub style. For you young user fags never take pics of fully soft or fully hard.
So who is it motherfucker?
This is politics you smelly neck beard. Get back to your RPG work simulator and fuck off
Earlobes don't match either, but it still looks like Alex Jones to me...Please God let there be Leann Rackadoo nudes as well.
Rand is slim and well conditioned, perfect for a race war
Paul "fond of flyin' the little" Ryan
i dont really have anything to write home about in the middle
>poorfag toilet
>politician
Nice try, reddit.
nope
I don't know what that means, so your insult was kinda lost. Still stings tho...
Say what you will about controlled opposition, but Jones looks like the image of Mormon Adam.
>ideal male body
>cut cock
kike detected
It's angles if you are a dude and average. Looking down on your dick is never flattering for the masses. Embrace what you have and born with, better areas you can, and have some fucking confidence for God's sake. I'm bad at it but try and when I do my wife gets wetter thanand 1990s slip n slide.
>fake it until you make it
And the perfect size to slip under radar and into enemy lines. Halflings get a bonus to stealth attacks right?
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Paul Ryan is much more ripped than that. He's a huge health nut
He got the carpet in the Speaker's office ripped out because Boehner chainsmoked constantly.
Luis C. Gay
Rand Paul due to large dick size
Rand is adorable but aside from that I really appreciate him, the way that he filibustered the renewal of the Patriot Act has made me respect him continually. He's young enough to be pres. after Trump gets his 8 years and I really hope that it happens - so long as he doesn't go full blown neocon.
>that small ass dick
Has to be a liberal
>Paul "cool it with the antisemitism" Ryan
kek
John McCain.
>45 days later
Other than the lighting and possibly the torso hair, what difference am I supposed to be seeing?
Found the faggot.