Well boys looks like we can't even jack off anymore

Well boys looks like we can't even jack off anymore

cnn.com/2017/11/09/health/masturbation-sexual-harassment/index.html

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Good.

I often times jerk off in front of mummy when she doesn't clean the piss jugs and shit blankets up. She gets right on it when I assert my dominance.

>clicking on CNN

You're a dumbass OP.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wot

I HAVEN'T CAME IN 9 FUCKING DAYS

Archive it next time
archive.fo/Ik3Ni

Somebody archive this shit so I can masturbate while I read it

What happened to the archiving norbro? I haven't seen him lately. Did he died?

big deal i haven't wanked in over 11 years

I think he got banned after the bot spammed too much

No he's just asleep like pic related

BETA UPRISING WHEN? THE ROASTIE MENACE MUST BE DESTROYED

Sad

please CNN, tell me more on how I should run my life the way you want

ITS NOT JUST WANKING YOU BONG. I HAVEN'T CUM AT ALL

Oh so this is just another in a long line of "it's really just the Jews who do this but let's just make it look like all whites/men do it too"

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!

>why are you jerking off into my coffee
What?! I can't even masturbate anymore?

What the fuck OP? Are you retarded? What part of not jerking off in front of women is not okay to you? Do you want your sister/mother be harassed when some nu-male cuck pulls out his cock and jerks of in front of them in the subway or at their workplace?

Are you okay with pic-related? Because this is what the article is addressing You pathetic brainlet.

>flag

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This isn't an episode of why women suck it's an episode of why Jews suck
What a tweeest

It's that based Ted?

Everyone in this thread is an absolute brainlet, can you read the article and not fixate on the title?

>health/masturbation
god I hate modern society

masturbation is a religious choice

Women just fucking whine about shit down they.
I was talking to this America chicken I met online once on Skype later on she told me she came like 3 times while we were talking because she really liked my voice. I took it as a compliment.

Yes

what did they mean by this?

Lol all the guys they listed are jews

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We used to make prisoners (aka the whole of Australia) wear these inside their cells and the Aussies turned out okay.

do people even read cnn anymore

put your clothes back on Nazi, if it wasn't for blacks they would be walking naked on Earth.

written by someone with a scandinavian last name....go figure. sad!

>Linking to CNN
Archive that shit.

Its still white, straight males fault tho.

The Jews suffered in the holocaust.

Norbooooot

I guess he was interfering with someone's shekels

the jews shoah'd norbro

Wow, that's actually pretty fucked.