Venezuelan user here AMA

Bored af ask your awnsers

No im not a girl

>No im not a girl
Can you at least pretend for us? Thanks

Do you have the internet so you can look at pictures of food?

How tight is the security at your beaches/ports? How much firepower would dissuade mobs from attacking me on sight for being white?

I cant be a trap even if i wanted to

Would you recommend socialism?

why is oce league of legends so broken rn

Am heartbroken

what do you eat normally?

There is a Venezuelan arepas restaurant nearby and it's pretty damn good, do you like Arepas? Also the Venezuelans in Prague seem pretty nationalistic, flags and everything, although I'm guessing they dont support Chavez and Maduro?

Our Labour party is perhaps more left wing that your gubberment, and they are prob going to get in power in 2020

So what can we look forward to, user?

I all the food i need

Good resorts are well secured. But u can just hire bidyguards for like 100 the week

No

I only play dota and csgo

i thought you guys got range banned

Whatever i want

Yes i have them everyday. Just had 3 with ham and cheese. And yes most likely they dont support the gov thats why they got out

Doom

Not phones just the main isp here

>Hiring bodyguards
Top laugh, no. Would it be difficult to get my own weapons into the country somehow? I won't be taking plane, I have a large boat.

I have no idea burgerbro but if u do bring me a 1911 pls

What's your version of the dindu's?

Not really much to ask that i can think of. How about you tell us some stories of shit going down that you have personally experienced or someone else 2nd hand.

What is your guess on the future or lack thereof on Venezuela in the next few months. If you opine us with good info then we might have more questions.

Naavs?

Malandros, just violent at all times killing for anything

Im not good telling stories, future seems like more socialism, oposition is working with the gov, they will always keep working together and this shit is never gonna stop

Would you help fight the arabs and the muslims for the survival of Christianity and western society? and is your view shared by the general populace there?

Can you please tell Owen Jones that

Yes and (((they))) too. And yes pretty much eveyone here hates commies.

Wot?

Excellent! know that you have allies among the native Fijians!

socialist guardian writer in the UK who influences 15 year old socialists on twitter

How is the Venezuelan education system?

>future seems like more socialism, oposition is working with the gov, they will always keep working together and this shit is never gonna stop
i thought people were starving? or was that fake news?

What are the women like in different regions over there?

Ohh well britbro dont let them win

Public is trash private is semi decent

Its true, even with that they still vote for the gov and play to the oposition game. They divide the votes

They are all the same to me

Thanks for the answer.

Are the women degenerate like in western countries (promiscuous etc.) or less so?

...

fucking kek

seeHes basically left wing troll who inciting violence against the establishment and palms it off as journalism.

Why do Argentinians think they're white?

what's the exchange rate for $usd at on the street?

When are you going to stop seding us refugees?

Is there a free market/libertarian type movement or group? Do people understand how badly the economic policies they followed are? Or is it "we need the right guy"?

All are thots

So like us?

Yes

Like 45000 to 1,

What happened to Capriles? Who's the leader of opposition now?

>45000

Fugggg. Whats a 5 star hotel on a beach run?

Reason I ask is that I promised the wife a honeymoon on Punta Cana or a nice beach.

Could a bro have a good time with a 1000$ for about 10 days there?

Have things improved at all?

I always really liked your flag :)

Do you guys have elections or at least get to vote on certain things ? Also how did chavisno win ?

He is one of (((them)))

I think so, idk 2bh i dont travel a lot

No getting worse

There are elections but they always win, chavez won cause everyone was tired of the other politicians

Where can a white man go to get sucked and fucked

Very insightful.

Socialism is bad, but in Colombia corruption handles all the government, its only a matter of time that a socialist win the elections like chavez did in venezuela

Is there a salvation to all of this?

...

We need to put a collar on democracy and place restrictions in voting
It's populism that leads to this shit

When is the last time you used toilet paper?

Your hotel call whores.

Dont elect timchenko

Like 4h ago

Do you deserve a free helicopter ride or work camp?

Hope you're doing okay there user.

Do you see an end at this situation? Would Maduro ever be dethroned? By a coup?

I know that.. but he is not the problem, i dont think he is going to win, yet.. but still, next president (doesnt matter which all candidates are superb trash) will leave the ppl with a sour taste in their mouths, it will happen we cant pretend it wont, and then timochenko or whatever FARC puts will definetly win.. we have like 5 years until then.

>Is there a salvation to all of this?

A limited government that's held down by a strong constitution

Guns are what limits governments.

Works in USA, working and Switzerland.

Agreed

are you hungry

What's your favorite local food?
>inb4 nothing

Why didn't you try real socialism? Also, what does stray dog soup taste like?

You work for the government?

Uma

Thank you I'm sorry to hear about your situation, but how can chavismo win when everything is shit ? Also are there any ways the Brazilian government could help ?

Sal de esa mierda marico y vente pa acá mmagvo

Ando en eso marik, la visa no me sale. Tengo varios lugares a donde llegar, ny, fl, cali. Pa donde recomiendas?

No

Pasticho. Like lasagna but more meat.

Prob with sanctions

Ugh, those are all commie shitholes m8. If you want to try to reeducate brainwashed communist americans go for it. Otherwise pick a red state from the election.

How are you surviving?

Fl isnt so bad i think

Friends bankroll me

Are you prepared for the american invasion in early 2018?

What items are best sellers in your underground black markets, what currency do you use?

Any chance of a guy like Pinochet,Franco or Videla try a coup?

You prepping to stay and rebuild in your country when your gubment collapses or are you just gonna go be a refujew and contribute to the rest of the nations in the world slowly following suit?

Are you the one that made that bar anime game?

How is the prostitution scene over there?
Asking for a friend.

Are you planning on punishing those responsible for socialism when the coup happens

>Catholics are Christian

Want me to send you a care package of powdered milk, deodarent and protein bars?