Why are Japanese swords illegal in the UK?

Why are Japanese swords illegal in the UK?

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Systematic racism

Cultural Appropriation

THey're legal - I have one.

I bought it from oriental weaponry

Weren't they used to kill your people?

revenge for sinking the hms prince of wales.
they can't have FOLDED 1000 TIMES in their country now.

Reported straight to mummy May

brits don't have shit taste

im telling the queen

uk is cucked

also, in america we can have tanks

uk btfo

Swords are just large knives.

Jews Fear The Samarui

Came here to see this.

reported

Mall ninjas

daily reminder that automatic weapons are civilian legal in the US with proper documentation

lol

They're illegal to import, but if you buy one from a seller in the UK, theres no problem.

Heres mine:

oriental-weaponry.co.uk/acatalog/Kaze-Katana---Black-Tsuka-ito.html

Only when the muslims make 1000 demands, will the bong fold 1000 times

wow truly the sword of britbong otakus.

Only to import, huh?

In the UK we can have foreskins, I believe foreskins are forwned upon in America

Be without sin, bin that skin

bin that katana, get a banana

because you can spread butter on bread with them

It's called a katana, you uncultured swine!

You don't have the right to own a knife, its the only way to stop the mass stabbings in the UK. Now go turn in your butter knives.

>It's called a katana

Why is shitposting illegal in the UK? Your gubment is bugfuck insane, and you need to have a bloody revolution. Go dump tea in the harbor, the bastards will never see it coming!

Nope got my turtleneck. Feeling cozy.

ITS TAPE

Semitic people, including muslims, fear the samurai.

Because Jews fear the samurai

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OI MAYTE, BIN DAT KNOYFE

Because of mudslims becoming wannabe ninjas.

I've been off Sup Forums for a while. Is the UK really getting rid of knifes or is it just meme trash?

Because Jews fear the samurai

Nice.

(also 1488 whuuut)

A few long steak knives bands got banned but butter knives are safe for now.

It's not. Calling people nigger to their face and making direct threats over Facebook is. I don't think they give a shit about us desu

probably because they're useless shit

Uh, about that...

theregister.co.uk/2017/11/10/amber_rudd_ai_minority_report/

>pencils longer than the approved length illegal in UK
>why are swords illegal in UK?

Why don't we make everyone an amputee while we're at it? Can't punch people if you don't have arms!

Spoons also found in that mans home. Prevented a massive potential terror attack there.

We can have tanks as well

Amber needs to bin her tinfoil hat. Her idea is aimed at the social media giants like Facebook.

They heard the pen was mightier than the sword and took it literacy.

Save a life
Bin that knife!

Don't you just wanna
Bin that katana?

Wow. Just... just wow.

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kek

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Underrated

Are you really surprised? Even butter knives are illegal in your Orwellian hellhole.

Oi bruv, do you have a license for that?

>and took it literacy

Not sure if subtle play on words or...

A sensible chuckle was had eitherway

Dude, even fucking bike wheels are illegal in the UK.

Should have been this

they're not illegal as long as you keep them on private property and don't go wandering around the streets with one, which is fair enough.

Nobody questioned the car stereo?

Im questioning the small jerry can

Too big to fit in the bin.

Is that cumpled piece of paper at the top of the pic part of the weapons sweep or just an untidy policestation?

because brits are faggots

Wew

uk so cucked they even banning spoons and forks. good luck defending yourself when muslimfag decided to rape your womans and behade you

>and behead you

can't behead people when even spoons and forks are banned, didn't think of that did ya

Why would anyone ever need to own something that can be used to hurt another human?
Ban everything that can conceptually be used as a weapon.

So anglo would not steal it from samurais, making it obvious, who is the man behind the jew in the pacific.

you can always sharpen a rock and behead someone. watch your back fella

We can just make the knowlege of how to do this illegal. Not a problem.

I have one

AFAIK The UK banned Japanese style swords not usable for martial arts.
... it's actually the only UK weapons ban that could be somewhat reasonable although the motive is likely the stupidity banning a tool often encountered in possession of urban youths, rather than something that makes sense ...

which is why it's a ridiculous "cheap Katana ban". and not a general ban on swords that aren't safe to use, which would make some limited sense.

Many sword like objects are made with a thin piece of metal welded to the "blade" that can snap off by moving the thing quickly without hitting something.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bh5H2Lw-CPs

If cavemen figured out how to sharpen rocks into tools, what makes you think banning knowledge of how to do it will stop it from happening, Ahmed? Ban assault rocks too?

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Probably part of the weapons sweep if I were to guess.
>papercuts

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God bless King Leopold II.

Yes.

They're a thing that exists. There is NO good reason for anyone to have a thing that exists in current year.

Cant take it anymore guys

They look really good for eating icecream with

Dont underestimate the potential casualty count of an assault style spork, kiddo

Because it is the current year

Because the "Asians" use them to kill in the name of their religion

>lost my mother to a bike wheel

>we're very sorry to hear that

fucking kek

so you cant hur the muzzies

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OI!

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Here's a fun game: search "weapon sweep" on twitter.
:^)

Good thinking user. We'll get some Italians to do it. I hear when they cut your arms off, dago WOP!

>nothing found except a nice autumnal scenery

Racism

Anyone with Jap blood should be allowed a Samurai sword

Any weeb should be able to apply for a permit

you cucks better learn something from us. make it illegal on paper. but let white germans to have it. its better to have it when you need it than not having you need it

It's not like the officers themselves made these idiotic laws, sorta sad to see them trying to be silly about it and failing miserably. Is the UK truly beyond hope?

>the eternal turk

I'm italian and fuck you nigger. You're probably british or some shit.