Family of 4 released after being kidnapped by pirates

Americans explain yourselves

nydailynews.com/news/world/family-back-u-s-escaping-brazil-pirates-surfboard-article-1.3621465

>We're awesome
>Hate kikes and niggers.
>Love guns
>Hate degeneracy
>Hitler did nothing wrong

Trump is God.

Why the fuck someone would go to Pará?

so did they rape them all?

Reddit pls go
>We're awesome
No?
>Hate kikes and niggers.
Greatest ally and your kangz.
>Love guns
I'll give you that for about half the population.
>Hate degeneracy
Your country is the major source of that.
>Hitler did nothing wrong
He did though, if he didn't he would have won. Your countrt helped destroy him, by the way.
>Trump is God.
No, he is just a president like many others, and not even a particularly great one.

>"hey family how about we take a nice vacation not only in one of the most dangerous countries in the world, but we will also go to their most lawless regions where not even the locals go?"
>"wow hernandez (a common american name), my boyfriend's kids are gonna love this!"

What is wrong with this kind of people?

It's like going for a family vacation in Detroit.

You do know that he is baiting you, right baget?
I guess successful troll is successful.
Praise Kek. All hail Blue Whale. All krill be unto him.

There is nothing to explain. Really this isn't even anyones business, muchless news. It isn't even politics.
Fuck off an kill yourself pleb.

Look at the women's fringe and you have the answer

Wonderful news! Amazing family! Great job!

the memes are true after all...

>after using a surfboard to escape captivity
That's pretty cool actually.

They look like brother and sister.

Don't see it. Are you talking about the children?

...

>released
>not being raped and sold as sex slaves

Nu-pirates are a disappointment

>2017
>you will never get to sail the high seas searching for booty, arrrr

I think Brazil needs to explain themselves more than us

That's why dad named you joe dirt instead of nuttermaker!

They have to go back.

Why? It's Brazil's fault they have pirates.

>Pará
They are not going to let fear win!

>spend 5 years driving a van around a 3rd world country
>have 2 kids born into living like tramps with no stability
>get kidnapped "for hours"
>robbers take the goods and let everyone go
>gets scared and heads into the jungle for 3 days
>eventually makes itback out and is rescued

Dang

they made one cute kid at least.

lul

>"wow hernandez (a common american name), my boyfriend's kids are gonna love this!"