What the FUCK is with this guy's eyes? I swear they're contacts or something. Everytime I look at him I get this dis-settling feeling in my gut, its like the uncanny valley with CGI imagery.
Do you remember that episode of the X-Files where the Devil is a schoolteacher?
Easton Williams
to fuck with autists like you
Austin Diaz
I'd be so mad if Satan was Zuckercuck, like why not pick a better avatar?
Parker Barnes
He's an artificial
Elijah Diaz
He's a sociopath who got famous before he could learn all the social skills necessary to pass as a friendly and charismatic person. So now he's stuck trying to pass off his underdeveloped social skills and nerdy awkwardness. What you're reacting to is his fakeness
Luis Green
Trust your gut - there is something off. He disgusts me for no real reason. Totally off putting
Kevin Martin
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Josiah Brown
He's ascending
Henry Flores
>He disgusts me for no real reason This. My brain says "stop that, it's rude" but my heart is saying this guy's a fucking weirdo
Then this guy comes along and doesn't help with his dank memes
Jacob Martin
just an autistic Jew who nicked the right idea
he will run, fail. He will run again, fail again and that will be that.
this is likely the most true response as long as reptilian overlords arent in place
Sebastian Martinez
Prozac or some other dissociative being used for anxiety. His eyes are glassy because he's high as a kite, and not in a good way.
Asher Ramirez
fuck bant is a disgraceful board all they do is shit talk Sup Forums all day as if it isnt a hugbox/staging point for shills
Kayden Smith
This is hands down one of the best memes in existence.
James Butler
I'd like to carve him in half with a spoon, from groin to head
Jacob Jones
HAHAHA insulting the appearance of my view ports!
I now use that you are trying to us your shtoyle over mine YEeees? HAHAHA you will soon learn that my shoytle is 100% unblockable.
Go on. Show me your shtoyle.
Mason Myers
It's silly when loonies talk about lizard people, but Mark really fucking looks like a one. He is creepy as a maniquen.
Ayden Anderson
>Jew eyes. I see them a lot in NY.
any eyes like this, go to the camps
Noah Ward
So its the void and lack of soul that I find uncanny and disturbing.
Carson Watson
> Sup Forums can't recognize actual autism
what happened to this place?
Robert Bailey
>he is from an illuminati bloodline , his direct ancestor is the king of spain phillip iv or maybe he is the former king of spain phillip iv. and maybe he's been a lot of "people" for thousands of years. for all we know that could be true or something like it but probably not. i don't think the breakaway civiliztion of the elites is that old or advanced.
>attach 1kg wait to tongue with string >practice lifts (don't worry 5cm is okay) >bulk that tongue
Xavier Robinson
>Implying there is a difference
Carson Martin
I walk like this as well. He's right.
Blake Morris
i dont understand, enlighten me
Levi Sanchez
He's jewish
Joshua Mitchell
These are fucking amazing.
Jack Kelly
He's wearing makeup and contacts. His real name is Jacob Michael Greenberg. Zuckerberg is a composite of his grandfather and mothers last names Maurice Greenberg(Joseph mengela) and Zuckerman, therefore Zuckerberg
Jacob Nguyen
Source for this? I'm convinced he's just possessed by an extra dimensional demonic entity
Matthew Evans
>Hello darkness...
Ian Diaz
Same as Franks'.
Ryder Ward
Yes. This.
Dylan Gray
Is he actually running in 2020?
Brayden Green
Fucking love these memes >88
Benjamin Turner
he's got the eye color of an aryan with the soullessness of a jew
Hudson Turner
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Bentley Adams
or he's an austismo that has stared at computer screens his entire life and doesn't know how to be human.
Adam Robinson
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Dylan Gray
404 soul not found
Jackson Martinez
He's of the Tribe. There is literally no need to say more.
Bentley Parker
cuz he jew doe?
Luke Kelly
really makes u think...
Jason Mitchell
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Jordan Garcia
Unironically Zuckerberg has a big case of the 'tism that makes him afraid of cameras. He thinks that cameras can capture your soul. My friend got invited to his house once. He took his cell phone out to snap a picture of Zuck and Zuck freaked the fuck out and banned him from his house and turned everyone against him. All over wanting to take a picture with someone he looked up to.
Tyler Hughes
maybe he's just a bloody autist who could not progress no matter how much money he has. When I was five years or so I was too shy to order a drink in the restaurant when I was there with my parents. Because I could not speak with the waiter. But I grow out of it. Zuckerberg maybe not. People with social problems often act awkward like this, trying to explain little tounge slips instead of keep going which makes it even more awkward
>looking up to a hooknosed kike that has plans for world domination and degradation of personal freedoms
Lucas Edwards
It's because he's an evil kike. You think that the evil warping your body is something restricted to the Emperor in Star Wars? The outside of evil people will often mirror their inside.
Aaron Morris
Nothings wrong with his normal human eyes, OP.
Joseph Hill
He was once human.
Henry Morris
zuckerberg is fucking creepy. He's a true fallen one but much more severe then I have seen in the past
Christian Cruz
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Joseph Gray
Everytime I see a image of zuckerburg i think of that murdock mordock video where he has lazer eyes or something and I just laugh out loud. I just can't unfunnyify his face now
Juan Campbell
He's a reptilian, PewDiePie did a video on this recently, here's the link:
there was that guy who claimed that aliens control most of the world governments and that they genetically alter people from birth/young age to become some sort of mind controlled/brainwashed servent to the aliens and that they are put in positions of power in the world. This guy claimed that some congressman (or was it a church pastor?) was one of these genetically modified aliens and shot the person point blank in the head with a revolver and then fled. The person who was shot in the head with the revolver was fine and left the hospital two days later and this guy was arrested in front of the white house for throwing a usb thumb drive containing his story of what had happened. happened during Obama's term
Blake Campbell
MK Ultra. ((Them)) made facebook successful, but they needed someone completely loyal for their AI program. The wife and the kid are just for looks.
Mason Roberts
Citation needed for the "Highest percentage" figure. Otherwise this is great stuff. If we can meme this and make people think of them as alien outsiders, exterminating them becomes infinitely easier.
Cooper Turner
“Probably nobody was driven to suicide,” tweeted Christian Sandvig, an associate professor of communications at the University of Michigan, adding a #jokingnotjoking hashtag.