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How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth????

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Alex Jones.... Rumours.. Top kek

By suiciding yourself.

snopesfaggot detected

Do like everyone else and hire hookers to do it.

Tongue depressor is all you need

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I actually love that he linked his own infowars story.

That's like Cartman using Butters in the 911 truth episode.

I like Alex, but I really wish him, his staff, and the normie followers would stop mentioning fucking Sup Forums.
Go away! I hate normalfags!
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Has Alex ever been correct in his predictions? Serious question.

99% of the time.

Yeah, I've seen him correct on a lot of stuff. Only because I watch him erryday and because of that can pretty clearly see the mass deception that's been going on for a long time. He's really careful with his words, especially when making predictions, and their method is to only talk about provable stuff.

he was right about manafort

Thanks for the feedback.

Way more than you'd think. I do actually believe he's being fed information at times.

Why do you got to knock snopes? Just because they are funded through George Soros' media matters and are run by a drug addicted hooker using porn addict, a fat SJW libtard, and a cat? The cat is pretty honest you know.

Do not listen to Alex Jones! He is controlled opposition. You should only get your news from government approved media outlets such as the CNN, New York Times, MSNBC, Newsweek, CBS, Eminem, Jimmy Kimmel, your neighbors dog, The View, Huffington Post, a well-respected Native American like Elizabeth Warren, Time Magazine, Buzzfeed, ABC, Stephen Colbert, your favorite football player, VOX, Jay-Z, Bigfoot, Washington Post, an imaginary friend who lives in your finger, inquisitr, Rob Reiner, NPR, a Nobel Prize winning scientist and internet inventor Al Gore, USA Today, female gold medalist Bruce Jenner, the New Yorker, War Hero John McCain, Madonna, a prominent Hollywood actor, an invisible leprechaun, your dog, my dog, or ESPN. When people look elsewhere for their "Fake News", it makes the glowworms at the CIA look inept and incompetent.

“The CIA owns everyone of any significance in the major media.”
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false".

— former CIA Director William Colby

You think you're hot shit, dontcha you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Jock Sturges Institue of Fine Art, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fundraisers for Haitian orphanages/pizza shops, and I have over 300 confirmed ritual sacrifices.

I am trained in spirit cooking and I’m the top pizza procurer in the entire Democratic party. You are nothing to me but just another hot shit. I will sacrifice you to Baphomet with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Jay-Z will be in attendance.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pederasts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your immortal soul. You’re fucking spirit cooked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sacrifice you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare cock.

Not only am I extensively trained in ritual sacrifice, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Democratic Party donors list and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little nazi. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fresh breast milk mixed with fresh sperm milk and sprinkle fresh morning urine all over your nightmare dreams and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking spirit cooked, kiddo.

>buys you reddit gold

Bullshit. Trump won't last through the winter. I'll hand it to you fags for trying, but it's time for you to return to mommy's basement.

Wrong that cat is actually co-owner of Comet Ping Pong with James Alefantis.
Checkmate

Taking anything Alex Jone$tein seriously. GTFO of here. user a confirmed poop dick.

Just let the old memes rest man, let them RIP.

CNN has an article about it, since that's obviously the only source a retard like you would accept.

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True if big.

Learn Karate, Become a movie star...
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Dare we hope?