Rabbi Science

Be a good goy and fap preferably to Blacked.com let your addiction to porn and masturbation consume you. Forget getting a wife and having children. Also you'll get cancer and you dick will fall off. Medical (((professionals))) are smart remember when we cut off your foreskin?

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what happens if I'm closer to 10X that much?

Inside White women

Holy fucking shit is like they are not even trying to hide it anymore

inb4 wankers will try to justify wanking.
The only time you should cum is in a woman's vagina

THIS

good, more gibs for me, i hope those commies double my neetbux

shit...I'm at like 4 times a month. libido tanked after I hit like 27.

You will be shit in bed and wont be able to get hard or cum for a real woman.
>porn warped brain so normal sexuality is boring
>Chronic wanker and death grip so pussy wont make you cum

Because you don't get laid doesn't mean no one else does.

see my post in this other thread

Just because you have to fap 21 times a month doesn't mean I cannot make love to my aryan goddess 21+ times a month.

Virgins...

Thank god i'm not the only one. I went from 8 times a day at 18 to 8 times a month at 29.

>death grip so pussy wont make you cum
Just jam it in their ass raw, brah. They instinctively squeeze tighter than you'd be able to with your hand.

Nobody's saying cumming inside a woman is bad.

I keep seeing people post this on no fap november stuff on kikebook, and its always the exact same text, knew this was a jew trick
I havent even fapped in a month but ive came when having sex because I quit porn and am so glad I did before it warped me beyond repair

>tfw fapping everyday

Not fapping for a week and i feel a superman. Bitches feel it and getting wet easy.

I don't put my dick where shit comes out. Enjoy getting hepatitis.

Nobody said it.

"Be a good goy and fap preferably to Blacked.com let your addiction to porn and masturbation consume you. Forget getting a wife and having children. Also you'll get cancer and you dick will fall off. Medical"

The jews plan backfires

I'm ok with this.

women repulse me. Mostly psychologically, I can't stand women. if they were mute and obedient that would be the ideal.

fapping also sucks because its boring.

I'll just wait for femdroids.

Typical frenchfag who tries to make himself look better, in reality he probably fucks a trans sand nigger.

stfu cancerous retard. fapping has nothing to do with niggers and not having kids you dense jew fucker. take your stupid jew vaginas and go get more cancer from them

>ejaculate exclusively means jerking off
Hows it feel being a permavirgin with a future that holds prostate cancer OP?

I rarely masturbate anymore. Knowing that Mindgeek was a busines run by them ruined porn for me.

Always self reported studies. No evidence. What does raise risk is having high testosterone. So
low test wankers might actually be lowering rate by being a low test chronic wanker. Or more
likely this is jewish bullshit to keep men weak
and depleted.

I don't know whos jewing who anymore lol

She's waiting for you

t. ugly / fat person

Its pretty obvious there pushing masturbation. If they meant intercourse they would have said. "Having more sex is good for preventing prostate cancer" etc.

Buddhists must have a prostate cancer epidemic.

Not ugly for fat, but i'm a 5'7 , 173cm manlet.

this is what I don't get about "nofap".

when I nut in my wife the biochemical changes in my body are identical to as if I shot one on her tits or rubbed one out by myself.

I heard that estrogens induce prostate cancer.
So instead of getting ATTN fans to jack it while stacy pops the pill to do the football sqaud. How about you ban the pill?
And who knows. Maybe people will start doing something more sublime with their time than giving kikes all their money to watch propaganda.

The man on the left doesn't wank he only cums in his wife. Boy on right wanks to Blacked and other jewish smut.

You could just get a wife or girlfriend you fucking mongoloid. That's not even daily, it's 3 times a week

Wtf does that image have to do with the story? It looks like a stock photo of someone demonstrating a bimanual exam of a woman's vagina.

Your brain knows the difference. Different hormones are secreted by the brain post sex and post wank.

see my post here.
Sex is heathy wanking isn't

Plus theres no guilt like you would get after fapping

Objectively false but okay.

Fucking leads to ejaculating....Come on dude.

But ejaculating is ejaculating. They advised ejaculating 3 times a week, so go do it in a fucking woman. Assuming being advised to ejaculate is the same as being advised to masturbate demonstrates what a fucking virgin you are

look it up
No shit. Don't act like wanking and having sex is the same thing.
No it isn't. Your the virgin here you cant tell the difference between wanking and sex.

You've gone off the deep end mate. What people are telling you is you can follow the advice without masturbating, instead you're having a sperg out. Saged.

At this rate I have cured prostate cancer then.

that is a ridiculous amount I can barely manage to do it once a week now because I think I jacked off too much when I was younger.

Jerking off shrinks your grey matter, it actually turns you into a literal retard.

No shit. I never said you couldn't. previous posters are trying to say you'll get the same benefits from wanking as sex which is false.

prove it

Sounds like you just want an excuse for your impotence Mr Bond

finally real Allah-Akbarist Science. masturbating inside a hijabi woman would be nice.

Look it up.

Stop masturbating.

citation needed

So if you agree the advice can be fulfilled by having sex with women, why are you sperging out? Why even make a thread? Saged again

IKR? New fetish I've been thinking of.

i fap twice a day and still get boners from shaking a girls hand

I'm a low T beta soy boy.

Cause he's probably some ugly fuck that can't envision having sex once let alone alone 21 times a month. This thread needs to be pruned.

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>I can't verify my claims, you do it.

You mispelled : porn shrinks your gray matter, mr genius

;)

Masturbation should be reserved to just-before a date with a woman you are considering for marriage.

The Medical journal report specifically cites that Decreased instances of prostate cancer over the age of 50, and increased below age of 50

probly cause all these millenniums can't get off without jinglin their billyhole

>article mentions ejaculating
>OP instantly assumes it means masturbation
forever alone

I smell femanons

NOFAP ETERNALLY BTFO.

Seriously though, your body's gotta get rid of the sperm somehow to make room for glorious new batches of ever evolving sperm.

Wanker detected.
I already answered this question

And it smells like fish

Still not an excuse to wank. Also do you fuck these women? No? that's what I thought

what is wet dreams. WANKERS BTFO

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holy shrimp

30 here. Can confirm. You just don't feel the need anymore. This is why I smoke weed too, it brings back the libido.

Also that's how you know all the NOFAP people are literal fucking kids.

>I'm 19 and I can't stop jacking off what's wrong with me!

You're 19! This is natural. Wait until you WANT to fap and CANT. You're gonna regret not taking those faps.

to busy wanking to blacked to search?

When did you first develop this theory?

youtube.com/watch?v=SV4Y_ensniY

It's a myth that wet dreams make you cum, it's actually just getting you super horny and then waking you up hoping you'll finish off the job. It's one of the reasons you get morning wood.

not an argument. nofap is just a way to make unsuccessful or unmotivated people feel superior to everyone else by practicing restraint on something that isn't harmful

You do realize ejaculate can be done during actual sex right? You just totally inserted your own pathetic porn fetishes.

see

Because real scientists in lab coats say it's true.

>porn shrinks your gray matter

and expands my purple matter, if you know what I mean

Are you too busy jackin it to interracial shemale orgies to post a link?

It's not my job to prove the bullshit you spout on Sup Forums.

>Also you'll get cancer and you dick
are you retard? you have to cum 21/mo to prevent prostatic cancer.

Also you have to love how Sup Forums LARPS as non-virgins telling you to only come into a woman, an experience 99% of this board probably never has.

The intense feelings are gone. Young people are totally whacked out on brain chemicals. I'm amazed they can even function. It's great being older and calmer and rational all the time.

Nocturnal Emission look it up. So you wake up and wank how pathetic.

>Look it up.
Just looked it up, turns out it's total bullshit.

Nofap is complete fuckign horseshit you idiots
As long as you're not jerking it 4 times a day to porn everytime you're fucking fine.
You're SUPPOSED to ejaculate. I actually saw some tard here the other day say fapping makes you blind.

Unironically KEK'd

>Restraint is a bad thing
wow. Just give in to every urge am I rite?

>fap
>not fucking bitches

This has been posted multiple times and I refuted it. read before you post

Implications and strawman implications, the ride never ends.

Doctors are evil and don't know shot about science or the human body and are bitches to the pharma industry and peer pressure.

I could put 99% of doctors through a big meat grinder and laugh at their screams while eating a tasty sandwich. Literal coward bitches with no decency or morals and murder and lie for money all while sleeping in their big houses with no fear of God nor love for their fellow man.

If I were not a saint of Christ I swear to God I would take out at least 30 of those fuckers and call it a life

You lucky motherfucker, i take two medications that are supposed to negatively affect my libido (migraines), but it is just as overactively bad as it was when i was in high school making nofap that much harder

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