Is Aqua a failure of a goddess?

Is Aqua a failure of a goddess?

No she did fine as a goddess, it's being a decent person she's a failure at.

Shes trying her best.

After she's done crying for half an hour she maybe gets shit done.

she is also pretty smug at time

WHat she going to do now?

Her best is rather shit.

She's pretty cute at least.

Cry. A lot.

>Megumin is Japanese for goddess
>Aqua is a goddess
>Megumin is a wizard
>They still refer to megumin as megumin but also call Aqua a Megumin.

Am i getting this right.

I don't know, but she's pretty fun at parties.

No
女神
Megami
vs
めぐみん
Megumin

No. She's a failure as a human being, though.
Is it true that she actually wears panties but makes them invisible because she doesn't want mortals to catch a glimpse of her divine panties?

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Rude.

Aside from
>heal
>resurrect
>deluge
>turn undead
>dispel curse
>cure poison
>purification
she's completely useless.

Reminder that all her bodily fluids are just plain water.

You forgot amazing party tricks.

Party tricks are useless.

why do baka oujosamas always make the best girls?

So she's a living drinking water fountain?

>you have to come with me
>okay
She would've been a shitty goddess if she had not followed him, but she did. She's great.

fucking nerd

fucking WEEBS

>All water she produces has healing abilities
>Party tricks are basically free to cast
>Turn into a waterspringler of Mass Cure and Turn Undead

She very clearly protested going with him as much as possible. She only went because she had no choice.

Every one of them in the party is a failure as a human being

Yes, shes wearing invisible panties because she doesn't want perverts to fap to them.
She is truly a divine genius

>except for

>flat
>not a biological failure

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She is amazing as long as you don't expect her to think.

Aqua is literally the perfect lifepartner
>Beautiful
>Hilarious
>Capable of entertaining herself
>Not afraid of sex
>People instantly like her
>She gets along with everyone (who isnt a walking corpse)
>Her idea of a date would be a mountain of ribs, then getting smashed and fucking in a barn
Can other waifus even compete?

Aqua is ONLY good for raping and discarding

So, literally water sports?

>water polo
Sure!

Megane

>Wine enema party tricks
Sure!

I beg to differ

total bro tier waifu, out of everyone in the main cast she deserves kazuma the most

You forgot she's a godly construction worker.

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This
So much this
If youre older than 20, Aqua is for you

She gets shit done in the LN

A grown mans waifu

So was she vomitting water in that one scene?

>not afraid of sex
When did this happen?

What if she is the goddess of failure?

Can't she control when she's purifying things?
In the crocodile cage she sped up the purification when she got scared.
Also, she drinks beer after every run, so she must be turning it off then.
Maybe she lost control and just puked normally

When Kazuma doesn't want to give her money bbecause he wants to rent a private room, she says something like "Well, you ARE a boy, and I do feel you rustling next to me in the stables" and does this.

The real question is whether or not we can expect more lewd Aquas in S2.

Will there be more Kazuma shifting megumin around to feel her flat perky breasts rub up against his back.

> We're going to build a wall!
> And the undead are gonna pay for it!
I want to frack her subterranean aquifer, if you know what I mean.

> Biological
> Not a celestial failure

Just more of based Kazuma bullying all of them, would be nice

If Aqua can control water, can she drain your body of all the water inside it?

Imagine a "Blow job" but its all water being controlled by Aqua wrapping around your dick.

>you will never have a harem of incompetent girls to bully

Horrid wilting isn't in the divine spellbook though.

She's a failure at everything so we should just salvage her and make her into a breeding sow.

I dont mind if they're pads!

Is there anything cuter then a bedtime megumin and her (Your) daughter.

what a pretty boy

Giving her an actual daughter and not her demon-harboring, kill-stealing, cat-abusing little sister.

Also this from the LN
>… I suddenly noticed something.
>“Nah, let me ask you, can you see really clearly in the dark?”
>Hearing my question, Aqua said with an ‘obviously’ expression.
>“My vision now is no different in broad daylight. What is it?”
>……
>“So when we were sleeping in the stables together, you saw everything?”
>“I didn’t see anything. Because when I hear the sound of fap fap fap, your back was facing me.”
>“… Thank you for your mercy Aqua-sama.”
>The scent of the Gremlin might have attracted other monsters.
>And so, we left that place.

She doesn't give a fuck

>Tells kazuma straight he knows his little secret
MERCILESS

>The scent of the Gremlin might have attracted other monsters.
What does this even mean?

Anyway this proves Aqua is based.
Also damn kazuma got balls jerking off a few metres away from Aqua.

I dont have any more Aqua images.

My sides.

That's kinda hot.

At that point they were in a pitch black dungeon, and since Aqua is a goddess she can see clearly.
Kazuma just killed a gremlin, when her remembered his nightly fapsessions next to her

Nah, just lukewarm.

Also, have an Aqua

Post more Dakunesu

>Divorceness

Dorkness is cute

How can a damegami be so adorable

Hm? Isn't there Extract Water Elementalsomething-or-other?

Aqua is very cute, I want her butt on my face

Why can't japs pronounce foreign names for shit?

She looks so comfortable.

go men nah sigh

what are you trying to tell me?

She does not have hips like that

> Milk meat
No
> Hips
No
You fail Megumin 101.

Aqua is the perfect wingman for afterwork drinking, but is shitty waifu material

>Dumb so you can manipulate her to do whatever you request
>SICK party tricks
>Cutest girl ever
>blue hair
>greedy so easy offerings
I'll easily accept her as my god. I could build a shrine or put her in my nearby church.

Literally this.
No matter how cute and "smart" other people's waifus, they'll never be as fun as Aqua.

>tits
>fat
this Megumin fantart is terrible, even worse than the Asanagi one

She wears nice boots

H-hey user, I think Aqua would want you to throw a brick through an Eris church, and throw bottles of holy water through your local magic shop.

no matter what they make, DEEN is still DEEN

ok. will deliver

Generate demigods diluted by Nippon seed.

>Absolutely hate undead with a passion
>Emit powerful divine aura that attracts hoardes upon hoardes of undead
What did she do to deserve this? She's always been a good girl

>If Aqua can control water, can she drain your body of all the water inside it?
Aqua will never drain every last drop of cum you have, why even live?

The souls want to be saved.
Aqua hates the intelligent undead,who still think and act human.
She save the one who are stuck/forced to become undead.

>ywn make Aqua squirt actual torrents
Why even live?

I always got the feeling that she turned undead because she enjoyed "killing" them, not so much out of divine mercy or benevolence.
Except for that one lich in the early dungeon, where she actually absolves him of his sins, and tells him to ask the "fake-chested goddess in the afterlife" to arrange for him to meet his girlfriend.

>fat
have you seen Megumins hips man?
I do agree about the tits though

I'm 26 and old enough to realize all girls are shit.
Megumin is a retard.
Darkness is 2submissive4me.
Megumin is a child and a meme.
Wiz is boring and a cow.

I get why Megumin is the most popular. She's a fun character but a shit waifu.

>She's a fun character but a shit waifu
That's the exact opposite of why she's popular.
If people wanted fun, they'd go for Aqua. People only like Megumin because she's a cute loli and an autist just like them.