He reads Light Novels

>He reads Light Novels.

>he doesn't read light novels

Is it normal if one of my eye ticks/is more closed than the other sometimes?

>watch a shit anime
>hurr read the LN!!1
Hate these retards.

>He tries to act superior on a Taiwanese image board with a reaction image

>he watches LN adaptions

No.

>read some slowly translated 2 chapter a year LN

>that fucking eye

>Complains about all LNs being machine translated
>Refuses to even look at ones being translated by somebody good

it's like they think some garbage harem from some no name that won't be writing in another few years will be better as a book

Index and Heavy Object are readable because at some point the author just decides to become a madman and it only goes up from there. Talking about volumes 15 and 6 respectively.

What would a LN by DFW be like?

It wouldn't be an LN

That is true, though HOs earlier volumes arrest really bad, I don't think any Index fan would disagree with the first half of OT being mostly shit. At least Blood Sign got its shit together a bit in the second half of Vol1 and ZW started good. Blood Sign is really heavily carried by the White Queen early on though.

Yeah pretty much.
Why read LN? If you want to read only then there's real books

Madman authors are the best.

>He doesn't read LNs for the art and pure sex girls that are in it.
Plebians

>good translator wasting time on a garbage author

>reading
>for the art
Elementary schoolers are not allowed on Sup Forums.

>he watches garbage like yahari

>he reads are translated LNs
WHY

>Not reading LNs for both best girls, fun banter and interesting events
>Not reading LNs for best boys.

The dubs giveth me the light. You are right user.

Its called a lazy eye

Tanaka deserves a better translator to be honest

The current one is slow as fuck

>he doesn't

Stuff like that happens. I'm sure there is other translators translating it.

Oh fuck, now i realize why its called Tanaka the Wizard. Because hes a 30+ year old virgin

You are

A little slow

Is this the one were the MC gets cucked a lot?

Aren't you?

>watching shitty wish-fulfillment show like yahari

Its the one with the slut hating virgin MC

>Not reading both light novels and serious works of fiction

>reading shit tier literature
>ever

>MC has no friends
>most people dislike him or are indifferent to his existence
>even his sister admits she wouldn't want anything to do with him if she wasn't related to him
>is pretty much a loser
Yeah, "wish fulfillment".

>cucked
He doesn't want to bang used goods or women who flirt around offering it up to anyone who looks hot or rich. They're all a bunch of bitches and whores.

We should support the MC for keeping his virginity against them.

>loser
>have two beautiful girls lusting for his dick
>have a qt trap friend
>not a wish fulfillment

Yeah sure bub

My eyes are now open, I can finally enjoy this.

They're easy to read, but they're more in-depth than manga. Is it wrong I want to learn to read? LN even use furigana more (and more creatively) than "real" books.

Anime when?

>not reading Infinite Jest

Postmodern, revolve around sports or a protagonist who used to play sports, if DFW was an otaku, he'll prolly make it a mecha and magical girl LN ala Magic Knight Rayearth. With 300+ endnotes.

Agree. Can't believe how many of these underage faggots try to shove LN as serious literature.

>not reading the Bible

>Reading the New Testament
>Reading literal fanfiction

>he doesn't know the Torah is also fanfiction
It's a known fact that Judeo Christians are only capable of stealing, it's all they're good at.

Do you read children's literature?
Do you read Young Adult fiction?
Do you read fan fiction?
Do you read newspapers?
Do you read legal documents?
Do you read instruction manuals and warranty information?

>New Testament

I see what you did there.

That was a coincidence actually, NT hasn't been as good as Kamachi's other works lately but I still read it.

>NT purposely tries to get worse further in
>final lines of NT are
>I hope you all enjoyed my fanfiction.

Name 1 LN that has good writing on par with western classics

You literally can't

Name one western classic that has something as cool as a 100 meter alligator being dropped from orbit.
Checkmate.

Manga is just as trash as LNs. Berserk is below The Walking Dead in terms of writing.

Checked

So, like a decade ago some of the best anime came from LN sources(Kino's Journey, Twelve Kingdoms, Haruhi).

What happened? Were these exceptions to the rule or did a bunch of would be manga artists who couldn't draw(or write) jump on the bandwagon after reading/watching them?

>Haruhi
>Good

You should read The Master and Margarita by Bulgakov. Tone and plot wise, a pleb would say it's pretty similar to a LN (without the harem, the stereotypical MC, the Nip mambo-jumbo and the serialization).

Overlord, it's basically a better version of Tolkien's works.

2/10, too obvious.

CAN'T UNSEE

Dungeon defense

>muh cash shop items

i did. But then i realized that all of them are shit.

This is my new escapism now

Tokyo Ravens

I have some weird facial asymmetry from a lifetime of retardedly smug half-smiles.

>Some people just dig through JP blogs of LNs to find spoilers through machine translation

Anons only read quick summaries and call it a day. What do you think those Raildexfags do?

>he doesn't read LNs for the cute married couple doing cute things

>not reading the Qu'ran

>mfw its actually true

I only read them if it's the only way to finish the story if the manga or anime was canceled or it had the ending changed to be shorter.

>He reads English 'translated' LNs and WNs