UK police are the most laughable motherfuckers in history

Let's come together and talk shit about these police

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>be american
>get shot

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>be britbong
>get acid attacked
>get stabbed
>get raped while police men look on
>get plowed by a truck
>get blown up
>get cucked

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4506434/Rotherham-sex-abuse-victim-told-not-mention-ethnicity.html

The absolute state of Britain

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>blacks 3% of england
>12% of usa
whats you point?

youtube.com/watch?v=z2ItHnybh5g

youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk_6otVBTs

>be bong
>log onto Sup Forums.org
>see american poster make fun of my great country
>type >be american >get shot
>isp notices im on Sup Forums
>isp notices im on pol
>isp notices i referenced a gun
>got snitched on to the feds
>get a life sentence in prison
meanwhile
>wife gets raped by immigrant
>he gets only 9/10s of his usual gibs.
>mfw

These are the fuckers that talk shit about our cops, call them too aggressive and too quick to shoot, just remember this anytime a UK flag likes to brag about their professional and courteous police force that is so much more humane and advanced

They are traitors to the UK people

>be leaf
>be ultra-feminist weed smoking homosexual

>be canadian
>have more muslims than fucking england lol

They need to take women off the beat and bring back height requirements

0.001% is too much.

>Be British
>Go to prison for words
I live in Rwanda and have more freedom than you.

This video is why the British deserve everything they get. They are just stupid to the point of no return:

>Be British
>Be on the ground with others for safety during London Bridge terror attack.
>Some other Brit calls out "fucking Muslim cunts."
>DON'T SAY THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, IT'S NOT MUSLIMS REEEEEE.
There is just no hope for these people.

youtube.com/watch?v=1HQxLhbnsaU

We still dont go to jail for Sup Forums shitposting so
leaf>bong

No bully pls or i will be forced to tell you what % of Irish i am

>be amerrimutt
>believe you have freedummies
>in reality your country is completely bought and paid for by a global elite of corporations, bankers, and jews.

>Americans jelly because in most places outside of London and Birmingham our police can spend all day fucking about and don't need guns

neither do we

That doesn't happen nearly as much as lefties would like you to believe.

I don't understand? What's wrong with diversity? It will make us stronger. My boyfriend is black.

it's built on an ancient indian burial ground

and Kigali is about 100 times cleaner and 100000 safer than London

praise Kagame desu senpai

Write 'paki' on twitter get ten years sentence.

Even if we have less arbitrary 'freedom', you are 56% white and you will NEVER recover. It's mathematically impossible for whites to become a majority ever again, even if you stop all immigration.
Muh freedumbs has worked wonders for you, hasn't it? I'd rather have the freedom to remain above 50% white, thank you very much, Tyrone Sheamus Benitez.

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Why can't we just invade them?

Fine. (you) deserve this (you) and my favourite Swedish pasta:
>Be me.
>Wake up at 5am, brush teeth, breakfast (cold oats and water - power bill was shut off so can't afford to heat them).
>Leave home at 5:30, into work at 7 (all city apartments have been given to refugees who I work to subsidize, so I live 1.5 hours from work).
>Begin working my tight Swedish butt off writing notes for the tolerance seminar at 10:30.
>Xir (my boss) waddles in at 10:25 in a "fat acceptance" shirt and "white boiz can't compete" shorts.
>Boss is non-cis, so Xir was given a free apartment, 2 minutes walk from work.
>Xir gets to work even faster by taking taxi.
>"user, have you written my notes for today's presentation?"
>"Yes Xir," I reply. I attempt to hand Xir the papers.
>Xir's face begins to redden.
>"Xir, XIR?!?! Who the fuck do you think you're talking to you WHITE MALE CIS SCUM! I am not Xir today, I am Xeemie. What is it about genderFLUID that you don't fucking understand? Pack your things and get the fuck out you piece of shit white male fuckhead shitlord!"
>I sigh
>I ask myself, "why do I have to be so racist and sexist? Why can't I just check my privilege?" as I pack my things and get out.
>I ask Xeemie if I can kiss Xeemie's feet on the way out as an apology.
>Xeemie agrees, as long as I give the rest of my salary to a family of African refugees.
>It was a small price to pay to breathe in the beautiful fungus smell of Xeemie's big toe in particular.
>I love being Swedish, wouldn't trade it for the world.

>be Prime Minister of Canada
>your socks read عيد مبارك
JUST

Can you stop saying "UK" police please?

You and I both know its England that keeps pushing out this kind of stuff, leave the rest of us out of it
Im so sick of being lumped in with their bullshit

he's essentially a guy to help chink tourists with directions and move on drunk people on friday nights
this is what our propper police drive

forgot pic

>SNPistan pretending its any less cucked

We don't either, xir. What is your pronoun? I don't what to misgender you

You couldn't even beat jungle gooks or sans niggers, you'll get stomped in a guerrilla war on our soil and sent back to your soulless shopping mall country just like you did in Vietnam and the middle East.

>be poland
>have a big fat 200 year gap in it's history
J U S T

Yeah right

>actually knowing arabic
>in poland

Our politicians may say "refugees welcome" but at least none of the refugees actually come to Scotland, they all go to you which is how they've taken over London

They are utter pricks of the highest order!

little story, local petrol station got robbed by armed cokeheads
(daughter and son work there)
Local dickhead boasts he knows them!
I tell cops!
cops tell them!
Local dickheads think they might fuck me up on the QT...
I visit local dickhead and hand him my jacket with a 6 inch bladed stabby thing in inside pocket....
Local dickhead rethinks his position, Problem solved...
Boy I could tell you a few of these but wont....

You cant trust them! but not all of them are utter scum...

My brother was a cop, tells me about one cop putting a prisoners shoes on and stomping around a crimescene with them on (it was robbeb the same night they picked the drunk guy up, he has previous convictions for fighting and other shit)
Comes back charges prisoner with burglary, guy gets prosecuted,convicted goes to prison...

Fucking scumbags!

You forgot to add
>get fined and put in prison for defending yourself
And
>get fined and given a community service order for speaking against state policy toward race

Amerimutt is a great meme but your police is still cucked as fuck and embarrasment.

Do you not like freedom?

any self respecting brit has no respect for these clowns

I heard glasgow was full of refugees?
And all those ones who went to Bute.

The SNP are on their way out.
breitbart.com/london/2017/11/10/scotland-plans-children-change-gender/
No one likes them, they managed to ride the populist wave off the back of independence for a while. Now they are pushing for state sanctioned child abuse

he bites his nails because hes anxious about something, hes not aware of it but he knows something is deeply wrong with men

>multiculti for them ethnostate for us
scots are litreally kikes
glasgow is basicly somalia nowdays anyway
britain took the least amount of rapefugees in europe btw

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It has lots of Polish, which is a lot better than the third worlders you get

do none of you get it?
the no go zones, plus pressure, is a carefully calculated stick/carrot - plus they put people into positions of power; the idea is to destroy the police
they "reward" people for these social media shit, and people compete to get off-beat jobs where they get their measly salary, but with much less work
this is a commie situation, and commies are in charge

>mathematically impossible
>cucked so long and so hard he forgot about things like guns and rebellion

why did you post the version where the jews censored his face, you fucking kike

also this.

Barely, poles are rude, 3rd worlders africans are at least friendly.

Who cares what cock you get. Nigger lover

the british are fucking traitors to the universe, they allowed the largest atrocities in history to happen under their watch, and actively spend billions to keep it quiet
muslim fucking rape gangs - 40+ men lining up and raping children
all sanctioned by the british
they fact that there isn't a red river of blood on google maps seals their treachery
where are the mass piles of muslims being set on fire in town squares?
history will judge the british
contain them
don't let them leave
seal them into the hell of their own making

Aha, you guys are already more conditioned to be good little worker-drones than any country in the developed world. No chance.

UK is lost folks

how many of those work for the state / ngo (which is all state)

>Sharia Blue want to take the most notable country doing an about face down
>Sharia Blue commissions anti-American art
>Post it all at once several days ago
>The more retarded Euroserfs do their work for them

Not surprised, honestly.

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All the bus drivers are now Somalian

oy vey I've been found out

You don't have any freedom.
You have a few scraps to convince your stupid population that you do have freedom, in reality, you don't have any freedom where it truly matters. You have no freedom to maintain a white majority.
Your freedom is an illusion, in reality you are the most surveillanced, controlled, dumb downed society in world history. You have the delusion to believe you're free becsuse you can go buy burgers from 762 places, while behind the scenes you're being demographically replaced. You are Jewish and international elite slaves without equal.

IF YOU POSTED THE NAMES OF THE JUDGES THIS WOULD STOP HAPPENING
NIGGERS

Is this image mirrored? The steering wheel is on the wrong side.

>shariah blue

Faggot, coward

Yes, I know. Now go plug that neg hole, put on your gimp suit, and serve queen kike her morning tea.

It gets worse, our soldiers fight in a team of gays, women and minorities.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. No realsies .

>149092719
2/8, way too obvious, (You) not deserved

Except the government and shitskins also have guns. It will be 100 times easier to get rid of ours because they have zero guns. As soon as a right wing goveement is eledted here, once the conditions get worse, they are gone and can't do shit about it. In your country you'll have civil war without end.

>anti slavery
>UK

The only reason you HAVE slavery right now is because you threw open your borders to bottom shelf third world cultures that still practice it.

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the hilarious thing is that our cops would shoot something that looks like that, but yours would arrest you for having that picture saved

We should repeal the laws & keep slaves again.
lol that would be handy, you can only migrate here on the condition you spend the first 5 years as a slave.

Reminder that the US lost in Vietnam.

My god they've taken your freedom and brainwashed you. Someday user we will rescue you. You'll have BBQ in the streets and cut it with big ass knives and fire off your ar-15s in celebration and the bitches will walk freely after dark in booty shorts. I swear to you user we will make you free again. We will even put big blocks in your cars.

Implying you morons will ever elect a right-wing government again. Watch the video in this guy's post for how clueless you fuckwits are: It's like out of a Monty Python sketch or something.
>oi oi you fucking idiot don't be racist
>I know we're literally in the middle of a terror attack but that doesn't give you the right to hate speech.

What about wee Mel Gibson. Won't he rally them back to cuckoldry with another totally 200% true film?

Lol.. The nigs in Scotland have a healthy fear of going full out nig on anyone!
Last Muslim nig in Fife to run around with a knife departed for the promised land...

I'm not a kike retard and go to Glasgow ans see how many bro's walk around ...
Fking lol, hows London doing?
Or my old stomping ground Northampton?

Most refugees up here are fleeing English come up! your welcome!

do you think the rest of UK will stay unaffected`?

>UK police are the most laughable motherfuckers in history
You don't say?!

part and parcel.

That's true of just about all of the Western world.

northern Ireland is pretty much unaffected besides the polish immigrants. dunno about wales or Scotland

To be fair, those aren't regular cops, they're community service officers. Plenty of places, including many US cities, have them as well.

Why can't trannies wear helmets?
This one confused me the first time I saw it.

O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WAL MART.
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STAR THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED, SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE,
GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS A MONGREL DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT
ON THE SHIT SMEARLY SEEN THROUGH THE CRACK OF THEIR SHORTS,
WHERE THE MUTT'S MONGREL HOST IN HIP HOP REPOSES,
WHICH SHOOTING WILL DISRUPT THEIR SLEEP,
AS AMERISHARTS SHOT AND NO NEWS EXPOSES
SHOT AND CORRUPTED, OUR CULTURE OBSCENE,
AS WE CRAP IN OUR PANTS AND WE LOVE TO BE SEEN
'TIS THE SHART SPATTERED BUMMER O' LONG MAY IT STAY
HOME OF THE POZ AND LAND OF THE GAY

Kek

>Replacing SNP with Scottish labour(whos going to have a paki Blairite leader soon)
>Any better

trans have helmets surgically removed?

The police are 70% lesbian pigs

feels bad, man

thats not the real anthem you stupid idiot

Soros personally gives me a bag of foreskins for each one hundred I post of these.

Get fucked..