Keijo!!!!!!!!

Literally only making a thread to post this webm.

H-Hayai!

need dragon ball sound

Dem butt gatling.

Keijo is serious business

The Land having crazy design was pretty nice.

Haven't seen a sports anime with this high of a power level this high in a while.

Is there any reason to watch this show?
seems like i should just watch the webms instead

the fuck happened

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Best girl soon.

So they ran out of budget already?

Fucking lol I have to read the manga now

Definitely

HOLY FUCK

What the fuck

this is actually scary

Why's the pied piper associated with drill tits anyway? The "normal" boobed drill tits was called piper driver.

the shounen powerlevel creep is real

That's a very fast Megumin you have there

anyone find a translator yet?

No she's worst girl the girl attached to her is best girl

You don't say?

Looks like poop

Wow the manga went to shit.

>ASSCALIBUR

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I don't know who she is butt she's best girl

What rank was star-hair and why did she end up with a match with Nozomi?

Well it's supposed to, the move is UNCO

>current year
>not having Aoba as your waifu

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Makes me wonder if she's actually one of the pillar men in disguise.

I'm disappointed Nozomi didn't keep her muv luv suit

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Even Miyata is afraid

>Autistic hillbilly
no

I'm disappointed Nozomi doesn't wear the assgrip training suit

Why did they remove all the males?

>redneck jew

>you are now aware that Best Girl was right in front of you the whole time

fyte me

How is the Vacuum Butt Cannon considered a dangerous technique for the user when you have characters doing feats like these?

Beach kun OVA when?

The sword handle is an actual physical sword handle?

>seesaw land
>only relevant the first 10 seconds

what was the point then?

Yes

>No pages of Sayaka recovering her beach-kun by having her tits nibbled by fish
Disappontment

Power Creep

To prepare you for the even more retarded lands later.

I can't fap to this.

Maybe next episode for Fujosaki's character defining moment.

Just when you think anime has hit rock bottom and can't get shittier Keijo appears.

Japan never ceases to amaze me.

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have a (jew)

>Keijo filters YET another normie
Is there anything this show can't do?

>watch butt battles for the spats
>expecting mc to be a "ryu" where BATTLES ONLY MATTER
>she's a greedy hick
I love her ambitions are low enough that you can relate to her

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>normie
>Not normafag

Sup Forums is dead.
We killed it.

That's gotta be illegal

>normafag
But cross ange ended already and no one in Sup Forums barely remembers it except the people who watched it

So how good is Aoba with handjobs?

Is ass and tits the best shounen power system ever?

>Ultimate Novelty Corkscrew

Seriously how the fuck did tits and ass result in an explosion like this

Imagine what men in the keijoverse can do if they are able to survive sex with women capable of these feats

Sanic Megumin is worst Megumin yet

>implying underground dick pool battles doesn't exists in keijoland

I'm imagining a shonen-meme version of that one sex technique where the guy spins around like a top with his dick in the girl.

I don't know, I'd sure like her to butt gatling my dick.

autistic Megumin is worse

bet most men would not have the balls for it. they could snap their dicks off with their asses.

Your dick will be in pieces, user like that hentai where the protagonist dick got bended in three different direction when hard..

Is this the new Air Gear?

The animation quality has gone straight to hell and they continue to fuck over Aoba, but damn it if those *teleports behind you* and metal ass sound effects weren't spot on.

So you want to have a good premise get ruined by shitty plotlines?

>you don't talk about cock club

Call me when they summon giant monsters and mecha with their asses

No one wants to talk about cock club you asshole

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Tell me, Sup Forums

Why is the ass so dominant? What happened to boobs?

Has spin energy gone too far?

>they continue to fuck over Aoba
She's a jobber. It can't be helped.

Tits are just fake asses Miyata proved it in the first episode.

>you'll never have your dick melted by one of the Keijo girl's ass

This is bullshit.

Isn't there anyone with a DFC sent from heaven that proves to be harder than steel or some shit?

Like a impenetrable wall or something?

In a Manga as crazy as this, there has to be.

I dropped it three episodes in and I still remember it. You faggots wouldn't shut up about your shit taste and I'm glad you didn't get your nipples or your /u/.

I could now see Nozomi shooting black holes as the ultimate form of the vaccum ass cannon

I can't wait for 18 and under Keijo!!!

I can't wait for your inevitable death

Prison School's reasoning for why asses>boobs is shit. If breasts got bigger as a result of walking upright then they are a symbol of humanity's progress, not fakes.

Yeah, but her losses are always entertaining and, more importantly, she has the most character development out of any of them. That's the part I'm disappointed they've been rushing.

Best girl nearly kills Aoba and two others with her tits.
Also solos 2 of the East players without breaking a sweat

>I'm glad you didn't get your nipples or your /u/
Ange literally got herself a loyal husbando and a lesbian mistress, she won user
>get a threesome doujin by mira and it's translated too as a bonus
cry moar embroiled kun

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How to fix Keijo

>get rid of like 80% of the fucking boring keijo shit
>make the cast middle schoolers or at least high schoolers
>put them in a keijo after school club
>have them do SoL things and not fucking keijo
>get dogakobo for anime production

>Just when you think anime has hit rock bottom and can't get shittier Keijo appears
This is the point where it's so low it goes to another dimension and come back on top again

It's not that they got bigger from walking upright it's that they became a replacement for asses once we started walking upright because we're no longer looking at asses.

/r/ing the uncensored version of the op from a couple threads back