What are some pros and cons of coming out as fat?

what are some pros and cons of coming out as fat?

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People will look more confident and strong as a person.

Based americans

pros:
you move your ass once in a while

cons:
you scare the neightbourhood kids

>implying they can "hide in the closet"

Coming out as fat...you don't say

It's more of a question if you can fit through the door frame.

This.

American closets are the size of a small European house.

I think that coming out as a fat means stop the "muuh genetics" bullshit and accept that you are a fatass.

>inb4 a bunch of /fit/ faggots claim they get girls "looking at them" when in reality they just enjoy the mens locker room circle jerk

Being fat has no pros.

Fat positive people are basically admitting they have no self-control, discipline, or will power to do what is right/healthy because they are only thinking short term. Apply this information to every aspect of their life.

What new cuckery is this?
How can you "come out" as fat?
How can you go fat incognito?

truly this world is going to hell. free speech is great and all but some people shouldn't be allowed to think.

fat "people" should just be euthanized
if you gorge yourself on food till you fucking die, you failed at being human
you should be capable of more restraint than a dog that eats until it throws up and then eats it again

same as using a multicolored jack-ass flag:
self-acceptance of what everyone already knows.

Target of ridicule.

I think I'm going to come out to my family as a brunette. They probably couldn't figure it out just by looking at my fucking head.

bitch really

>coming out with something obviously visible
>coming out

literally what?

fat people are healthier than body builders, you will be fine.

I wanted to come out as fat but I couldn't fit through the door.

how tf do you come out as fat?

>coming out

Hmmmm, I would have never known

>Be dad
>Chilaxing on my dadcouch
>suddenly daughter appears
>"Dad we need to talk"
>nottodisushitiagen.png
>same tone from when she cobfessed being a ten-colored moose-shark-squirrel
>"What is it fruit of my loins?"
>"I know this might be hard to accept"
>Cant be worst than when she said she was a woman trapped inside a man traped inside a chinchilla trapped inside another woman.
>That was sexually attracted to literally everything
>"It is fine, I will always love you however you are"
>"Dad the thing is... I'm fat"
>Suddenly everything clicks
>The triple portions on ecery meal
>Asking for XXL on clothing stores
>The groaning whenever she sat on chairs
>The car sinking 5inches whenever got in
>The tremors that shook the house whenever she walked
>All those times she got stuck on door frames...
>get up
>rush to hug her
>cant reach halfway around
>"I have been such a blind fool"
>we go for a gallon ice cream

Only in the US

that's pretty sad if you take away the hyperbole and the closets average 3x5 ft.

>coming out as fat
>things that can only happen at school for blind

Hey fatso, we know you're fat. We've always known.

When someone comes out as a fag, even though most people knew they were a knob gobbler, some people might be surprised.

When you come out as fat, everyone already knew you were a lazy, undisciplined, gluttonous, slob.

Surprise!!!!

shes fat? i couldnt tell. thank god she "came out" and let everybody know, one of us could have accidentally fucked her

lol nigga u already coming out of your clothes like damn nigga u aint hiding

under-rated

A faggot can hide the fact the are a faggot successfully.
A fat ass can't hide the fact they are a fat ass, unless they live among blind people and avoid all physical contact with them.
Coming out as fat, of all the absolute idiotic liberal shit.

kek
heres a (you)

oh you sweet summer child

Pushing the idea that micro-apartments are cool and a morally correct choice (ecology etc) is just another way the people in power are using to make room for rapefugee hordes who of course get to live in normal sized apartments. It would be a human rights violation if they had to live in apartments as small as the natives.
And then there's of course the case of chinks being antpeople who don't mind being stored like cattle.

>what are some pros and cons of coming out as fat?

>pro
You now admit you're a humongous fatgot.

>con
Obesity has made you retarded.

No need to come out that you're fat we can tell

You shouldnt be ashamed to be fat but dont call it healthy and try to normalize it. Some folks like fat chicks, some dont. Coming out as fat just shows your lack of discipline and dedication

>what are some pros and cons of coming out as fat?


What are you talking about? Everyone already knows fatties are fat.

pretty bold coming from Mexico but you made me kek

At least they slowly eat themselves to a painful, unpleasant death.

>Pro: Finally acknowledges reality
>Con: Is Fat

A fatty can die from an overdose of fucking drugs too, look at Chris Farley.

So were they trapped in the house before? Like the city finally agreed it was cruel and unusual to keep them there and paid for the crane?

Sounds accuate

Newsflash. When you are fat it ain’t a surprise to anyone.

Though mexico has higher obesity rate than the us.

just shut the fuck up you unfunny mutt
lol

Pros
>There are no pros

Cons
>Acceptance of hazardous personal eating and exercise habits.
>Other people have to see you in this state.
>The only people who will accept this dreadful lifestyle are just as stupid damaged and fucked in the head as you are.
>Reduced quality of life but with twice the smugness as you slowly melt into a fleshy blob you fat degenerate fuck.

>implying they can even fit in the closet

I'm only 143lbs at 5'11" but want to come out as fat, how does this work?

Well done Mexibro

saved

Just tell people you identify as fat and if they say anything, any single fucking word, sic the human rights tribunal on them and destroy them and their family.

It would be funny ja?

>implying the closet doesnt fit in them

>passing as skinny until the jaw dropping reveal

>My weight was always the elephant in the room
Top kek

>>All those times she got stuck on door frames...
LEL

I don't want to see this shit posted on r/Sup Forums you fucking nigger.

>pros and cons

dont know if its a pro or a con to you guys, but
you get to virte signal to other lefty retards about how narcissistic and self obsessed you are. and how you are supposed to be treated as a pathetic victim rather than a proud human being.

And then you get facetime (if you can fit the face) in some mainstream news, like bbc or nbc, where you can whine about how you feel people are reacting to your new egocentric self-absorbed (((you)))

pro: no need to explain the trough

"Mom, Dad....I'm fat".

"We know".

the pros is that everyone you know that you know that you are fat

the cons is that they knew you were fat all along

fatty fatty 2x4, can't fit through the kitchen door
fatty fatty 4x8 can't fit through the garden gate

People have already aknowledged you as a hamplanet, what's the point of a coming out?

Coming out of what, the ocean?

I'm transfat and transrich.

Good bants Pedro.

Harder to kidnap.

self-acceptance so you don't have to guilt yourself for not living up to your ideals by forcing other people to give you empty respect by "coming out". You do this because you've seen what that phrase meant for gay people, so now you also want empty others to carry your self-esteem for you.

What does that even mean? Everyone can already see that fatties are fat. Does "coming out" mean not using MySpace angles online anymore?

coming out as fat. we never knew said parents.

Not if you're a woman, but it's not quite as bad to be a fat man I'd imagine (160lb here).

Fat men get laid easier than fat women, people think of you as less gross and more "jolly" than fat women.

/thred

source

>coming out
Coming out of what, the top of your jeans?

Jesus we've become a family guy sketch

youtube.com/watch?v=3kIQqo1ZwEE

> Fat-incognito

Almost as good as neglect-raped

This, once you go over 50% bodyfat you're no longer a fat person you're just a fat with some person.

Brilliant stuff Jose

>coming out as fat

Coming out of what, the fridge? Your old clothing sizes?

she's not that "fat" for a 30+ year old, just has terrible genetics and no waist, tits or ass.

Americans are fat turds. The fatter you are, the turdier you are. White america is getting fatter and fatter. Its a form of self rejection

You can’t ‘come out’ as fat because there’s no closet you could fit in to begin with.

This. She's a female Chris Farley, being attractive would probably make her less funny if that were possible.

I am straight but all for gay and trans people of whatever stripe. But I was pretty chubby until my mid 20's and now almost 40 fat people utterly repulse and depress me. Especially knowing now how easy it is to not be fat.

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