I laughed so fucking hard. All the sound effects in the fight sounded like fucking farts to me

I laughed so fucking hard. All the sound effects in the fight sounded like fucking farts to me.

You might want to ask a doctor about that.

Go check you brain.

Site is 18+

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Cerry when?

what a waste of megumin voice on that shitty girl.

Is this show watching, ironically, for memeing purposes?

Floppy buttcheek sounds!

No.
It's actually good.
You need to open a book to understand past the cover.

>You need to open a book to understand past the cover.
Does this mean you should have sex with a girl before making a judgement on her personality?

Never try to make a joke again.

Why the heck doesn't everyone give themselves wedgies though if it increases your speed? Doesn't seem like that hard a technique to master.

THAT IS TOO DANGEROUS YOU FOOL.

Other people have anus hair.

ugh, this is just disgusting.

Look, I like anime as much as you guys do, but this is just plain wrong and gross. No wonder people laugh at us. No wonder girls think we're creepy. No wonder no one takes us seriously. With crap like this coming out we all look like sex offenders for saying we like anime. Why can't we get more serious shows like Death Note or Cowboy Bebop? I mean, even those shows had pretty gross and perverted stuff, but it wasn't as prominent as this. I really think we need to stand up to the anime industry and tell them we don't want this anymore. We're better than this, guys! I know we are! Let's make anime something we can tell our girl friends about, or show our kids! Can you imagine if your daughter found this show in your collection when you get older? You'd be mortified to come home and see her on the couch watching this crap! It's horrible for women and their self esteem and body image issues which are already so prevalent in modern women! Girls these days don't and shouldn't look like that, they should be healthy and happy!

Enough is enough, let's tell the studios we won't stand for it anymore!

Osoi!

Is this fresh pasta?

It's ass

Is this anime involuntary comedy?

Absurdist

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It seems terribly intentional so no.

Keijo isn't comedy at all. It takes itself completely seriously. It just happens to involve titties and asses.

ctrl c + ctrl v?

>She's fast

Mio-san is a skank! A skank!

Taking its own ridiculous premise seriously is a form of comedy

it's a comedy you idiot. it takes a ridiculous idea and plays it seriously, thats the joke, its not that hard of a concept to understand.

>Aoba's ass jiggling sound
OH LAWDY

She's just /u/ bait

I want to shag Shaga.

Does /u/ even like dykes like Mio?
They all seem to prefer the JUST FRIENDS shit in hibicuck

>Does /u/ even like dykes like Mio?

Not really because Mio is a massive rapist.

I know this is copypasta but they are healthy and happy and Keijo probably has the most body diversity in anime in a while. There's the huge woman, JoJo, and a couple man-looking women and shit.

For some reason I can't wait to see her get her shit kicked in.

Smug yankee dykes grind my gears.

For some reason, I'm really turned on by rapey, Alpha dykes.
Is it too much to ask for a rape scene or two?

SHE

This show is terrible.

It's not terrible but it definitely is ass.

Same, i thought so too kek

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Why is Nozomi such a /u/ shitter?

I don't think so, can't think of a character whose special ability can be transferred (applied) to mahjong, so, going by their characteristics instead, some characters who either have familiarity with games, or characters who are calm or calculating, could maybe do well in mahjong such as Miyata, Mio, Aoba (arguably Sanae and/or Sumire, if their education is of any help). Nozomi could maybe also play well, because she's highly perceptive (like Hiroyuki from Hero, though she's apparently more creative than calculating), and given enough time, she can learn enough about her opponents. Kawai also has an history of being too good at whatever she does.

So she can be set up as Fujosaki's rival

your post initially made me think "that's not how you spell Mio", then it also made me think "why exactly did Mio join Keijo?", then, I thought "maybe because a lot of girls are trying to get into it" (as a possibility; maybe she indeed has other motivations, given how serious she is about not losing to a shy Aoba)

back to Nozomin, she is a charismatic person who would go to great lenghts for those who are special to her. Also, she makes Keijo matches interesting, so her colleagues and opponents become interested in her.

She does good in E/W war.

It's actually autohypnosis. The rival school has someone who does the same but she's chuu2 instead and believes that fairies have blessed her ass.

Reminder that Aoba is the cutest

Picked up.

can't wait to see her fairy berserk meet hardass' berserk

Jobber.

Lesbian is best.

Because she is gay.

Such a shame that it's an Aoba episode and the other elites in the match don't get development. Really wanted to know if Nao could find a way to beat hotass on her own.

please someone post the Aoba end card

You have to have the latent speed. It would make other users faster, but they would still be comparatively slow

>no wonder girls think we're creepy
>liking girls

>bait

FART

I mean yeah Keijo is pretty stupid but its definitely not the first anime to portray women as retards

The only difference is there in swimsuits and wresting with their T&A

But yeah sorry mate if you wanna eradicate something like this you're better off making all of anime disappear

or just do what the rest of us are doing and finding our affinity within the autism and going along with it

Thats all watching anime is now
Thats all it'll ever be from this point on

Its like you've forgotten where you are

I hope the asstronaut is a qt

I wish my fart sounds like I'm warping through time and space

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>he doesn't think aoba is best girl

>Not really because Mio is a massive rapist.
Because /u/ hates those.

/u/ is full of puristfags.

>porn board
>full of purists
Sure thing boy-o.

>tfw doujins never
Well i guess i could just read Raw miki ones and pretend