Would you help an old hag left behind by her own generation feel young again?

Would you help an old hag left behind by her own generation feel young again?

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Nah

If she was a christmas cake, yes.

penetrate her

Please don't disrespect the cakes OP.

But this is a MILF with a JK daughter.

But that's obviously a college student

Are cakes still cakes after 40?

I don't see why not. Cake refers to a minimum age, not a maximum age.

She's a mom that wears a high school uniform for her TV performances.

You are correct but we can all appreciate older women.

They are too close to the end of their shelf life.

I agree. My waifu is a cake.

Not a cake not a virgin and has a lover.

As long as it still tastes good!

Over 25 is cake
Virgin: Don't care
Lover: Dead

Your tastes are objectively shit, but don't let me stop you.

>Lover: Dead
Unconfirmed and the only person who knows is a vegetable.

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Wonder how many fat men had his way with her.

None? Reason she's like that is exactly because no one is taking her

Would you this cake butt?

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Nope. I'll go for the superior cake.

why is machi so cute?

She's not a cake.

She's not into "your kind".

>punching below your weight

What's your fantasy?
Making a cake happy, or NTRing a young wife?

The latter

What is the secret behind KyoAnus's godtier MILFs ?

Take a wild guess what that company mainly consists of

>NTRing a young wife
You mean like fucking her husband in the ass?
Well fuck, I thibk I have a new fetish now.

You wouldn't stand up a cake on Christmas Eve...
...would you?

>NTR

horrible

No. 35 and over are Jukujo.

What you need to understand is that the only loyal women are the ones who are afraid you can do better. A woman who's in your league or above it will expect to be treated like a princess. On the other hand you can always put pressure on a woman below your league (or who percieves herself to be below it due to age or other factors) noting how cute some younger girls are. She will try to catch up to the competition because she knows you can do better. This is also why you shouldn't get married: divorce courts will always side with her, so she no longer has to fear your departure and therefore no longer needs to put any effort into keeping you. Unless you live in a non-retarded Slav country or something.

This is a strong argument. Sadly those conditions aren't purely satisfied by cakedom. It had given me a new perspective though. Supposedly my country is 'less' retarded about divorce. I can see it getting worse though as our culture decays. Being an American satellite sucks

Sauce? Google returns some chinese Sup Forums

Phantom World OVA.

But isn't that like the tradition or something?

WTF? Last month in cake threads the minimum was set to 26 when everyone assumed it was 30. The age for cakes literally keeps getting lower every month in these threads. Eventually any girl older than loli age will be considered a cake at this rate.

Cake is probably 28+ imho. Old enough to be 10 years your senior after you finish high school but young enough to not look weird around high schoolers.

>Her husbands cheating on her
>You help her retaliate, and she gets with you afterwards
I can only hope that's what you meant, otherwise that's pretty gay, nigga

>Christmas cake
>Christmas falls on the 25th
The lower limit is pretty clear, mate.

>when everyone assumed it was 30
I think you're thinking of New Years Noodles, which is replacing Christmas cake (which is a bigger thing in anime than in modern day Japan).
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I don't understand the confusion when the terms are pretty self-explanatory.

Sure

I would eat those expired goods until I throw up

No, no, no. If there's any throwing to be involved...

I would be below to catch her with my dick

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>tfw you are the old hag(male) now

She is so cute

>over 40
I dont have a reaction image disgusted enough for this

yes, hmanga when

Older women are only good if they're sexually experienced. Virgin christmas cakes are pointless, they offer nothing over high school girls

She's not even old, she's just older than the high school MC.

wat

Doujins when
Hell, just a lewd pic will do.

Christmas Cakes are a miracle of the universe.

Let's face it, the cake eaters in this thread like cakes only because they're within the same age range now.

source?

Yes, and?

Musaigen no Phantom World

Not too many for the franchise unfortunately.

This is the best one imo exhentai.org/g/970707/40a4ad883f/

Remember her Sup Forums?

I want to pay for her "services".

She has a kid in high school, and she's perfectly content being drunk and attended to by her son.

Actually it's because they look literally the same as your average anime highschool girl only some of them have lips drawn on.

best cake

>cake

I see you and I both have the same taste in cakes. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

ITT: anyone over 25 is apparently a cake, regardless of having a child or being a virgin.

erm, is there a thing of male cake?

Wizard?

no, every men over 18 is expected to have mastered the art of seducing women.

This.

I remember a time when terms have well-defined meanings. These days milfs and cakes are interchangeable, everything is an 'app', and anything remotely unfunny is a meme.

Meme means everything these days though.

All day

Of course I would. I'm a young guy with girls hitting me up all day and night. I'd have a few parties to head to, and if I don't make it well I don't make it. I make sure to film all my escapades and put them on my snapchat, so she'd get to see me having fun. Then around midnight when I've got some drunk 18 year old slut blowing me she'd see that. Then she'd see me taking her to my bed and dicking her good and cumming inside. I wonder how she'd feel about that. Fixated on my videos while sitting alone at the cafe. She'd have the sound off and just watch me silently fuck some tight young slut. I wonder if she'd cry, seeing all that. Seeing me penetrate another woman and grab her ass with both hands. The little slut I found has tits twice as big as hers. What a way to spend Christmas Eve, all alone in a cafe, watching the guy you like plow some little slut he doesn't even care about.

You disgust me

I guess cake just mean older woman on Sup Forums nowadays.

I don't understand why it's so hard to get, it's not a hard concept.

>Is she a woman?
>Is she over 25?
>Is she unmarried
Cake.

Easy.

Is this a hypothetical question or a request, OP?

They're fossils.

its been 25 for years.

>tfw no depressed cake onee-chan to comfort and make happy

Where would you take a cake on your first date?

Bowling.

Home after a night of way too much drinking.

tfw the cake is your imouto at this point

That's even better. Two outcasts finding the fruit of forbidden love

>older than cakes

what did i do with my life, when did they turn into young girls

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my imouto ins't christmas cake. I was mostly referring to the fact he called the christmas cake onee-chan. I'm old friendo™

What do cakes smell like?

>You will never be the love of a lifetime for a lonely cake teacher
I want to die

Ripe for the dicking

Cheap beer, sadness, lonelyness, and sometimes cigarettes

>that series
Please no.

Lasertag

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