Roman Pol

*meanwhile on Roman /pol*

*gets destroyed by uncivilized barbarians*

>The Germans will greet us as liberators

>I'm just saying we shouldn't be taking in so many slaves and barbarians

Daily reminder: If you don't stand with Pompeius Magnus, you are a profligate scum who sleeps with plebeian-impostors like the Julii.

Those stupid one god worshipers were got fucked so hard it made Spartacus look like a joke

Is Hadrian /our Imperator?

Oy vey goyim, Herod is your greatest ally!

Part II

Someone needs to keep socialist Jews out of my Pantheon

this rise in Germaniphobia is disgusting, you see barbarians, I see soldiers, lawyers, poets, consuls!

Those one god worshippers deserve the cross. May Hadrian line the Via Appia with their corpses

Those savages would not be fit to wash my dick in the local Aquae

Wouldn't the metal of their helmets be absurdly cold based on that pic (high elevation Alps, snowing)? Seems like it'd be a recipe for frostbite.

Ronze bull the savages

>Muh Catiline Conspiracy
Anyone else tired of hearing about this shit?

Gaivs Jvlivs Caesar has been mvrdered. This person is believed to be the stabber.

Sol Invictus is best god

Brvtvs did nothing wrong.

>Doesnt understand the helmets of the legio are lined.

Are you sure you aren't a Gaul?

STOP GIVING SNOW NIGGER GERMANICS CITIZENSHIP!!!!!

Carthago delenda est

>400,000 jews dead

holy fuck they have to keep inflating the numbers every fucking time.

I salute this statement. The senate is full of (((them))) and the imperator needs to show them the flames

>Anyone else tired of hearing about this shit?
Crassus was behind this

Fellows I just saw Imperator Caligula screaming at the oceans. Does he not fear retribution from Neptune? Why would you risk that shit?

He is answering the calls of Bognactvs

Veni vidi Volo domum redire

Brutus was basically a patsy bro

Notice how money became scarcer after Caesar was killed? And how we've been going economically downhill as the wealth gap expanded enormously since?

In fact, I rather suspect that it's that secretive Babylonian sun worship cult that is behind it.

*gets fed to a lion in front of cheering goyim*

Pompeus Magnus BTFO - his head was fucking cut off..... how will he recover?

I swear upon Jupiter's stone, that is not me.

Constantine fucking dividing up the empire between his sons. Are you fucking kidding he has fucked us worse than Nero

>4,000,000
Shut up you antisemite!

HE WAS A C O N S U L O F R O M E

I made another pot today and we got raided by the paziocas from the other Mountain again, the lice is killing me and my wife is ugly, got to buried my child alive in the name of pachamana again. This is fine I guess.

Which region are you in? Legio XI Claudia I hear is marching towards the southern regions to chase some pack of bandits

Emperor Hadrian will build the wall and Scotland will pay for it

The council of chiefs said "We're not paying for the fucking wall"

Greek fire can't melt Roman concrete

A suspiciously hook nosed medici is trying to sell me imported brassica from Germania when I know the locally sourced brassica is better.

As if I haven't read the Materia medica!!!

Be on the lookout for this Judean operating out of a stall outside the Thermae Antoninianae.

Time to build more roads, I guess.

(((carthago))) delanda est

Istī non effugiendum est impune identidem!!!!

Fuck you ceasar we do have wheat

Yeah I'm totally sure the Jews really want the goyim to read Heathen Imperialism and resurrect the Roman imperial idea again. Sup Forums told me so. In fact, all those occult circles operating in the background of the 20th century revolts against international Jewry were ACTUALLY adored by Jews.

I got an auditable chuckle from this

>ITT: 52%ers LARPing as Romans

The Jews will be the end of Caesar, I tell you.

h*drian is #notmyimperator

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Another fucking aryan VIKANGZ pillaged my house and stole my ox cart. This is the third time this week. Why do we keep letting these white devils in? WHEN WILL THOSE SENATE KEKS LET HADRIAN FUCKING BUILD THAT WALL

I was sure i saw Gemullus coming out of the water with papyrus trying to kill me.

Sulla did nothing wrong

Things plebeians can't own

PLEBS, GET OFF MY TABULA
RAUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>and totally not by the greedy aristocratic leagues that similarly existed in Athens right before the Peloponnesian War

MUH GRAIN

one known as Paul is spreading the Judean myth of Christus. The man is a terrorist and all who would fall victim to entertain such thought. Herod builds a wall around their temple instead of the borders of that province.

Impeach Herod

LOOK AT THIS BAD BOY

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

how can germs even compete

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What fine yield

I took my dog to Pompey and he got stoned. What do?

Mockery of Jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum!

>jupiter
found the traitor

God, I miss Rome. Shame they rushed the whole show after season 2. Cunts at HBO wanted the shekels for another series.