Thank you for calling bank of america

>thank you for calling bank of america
>para español, marque dos

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>marque dos

My mother just got off the phone with her bank. She said "I hate when they say "for english press one"".

I'm so numb to it now. I work at a call center.

hahah magnifico

You are very considerated

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I don't know spanish

what does it mean?

Hello, my name is "Ed" "Jim" "Tammy"
>Please ignore my accent as I am american as apple pie and outsourcing.

spik engrlish gatt dammit dis is amerikuh we is WHITES here

>Hello, my name is "Ed" "Jim" "Tammy"

>Welcome to massage parlor, what you want
>point to 1 hour massage on the price board
>yu wan tugguur?
>huh?
>Gestures with two fingers repeats two girl
>no
Fucking foreigners!

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nice try kiddo

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thank god we're building the wall, fucking mexicans

''for spanish, press two''

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For African American Vernacular English hang up. We'll get back to you.

protip: You will get a non-english speaker sooner than an english. They speak english also. If they don't want to help you, ask their name and to speak with a supervisor

>B of A
>Not Affinity Plus

You don't want to save your shekels, Goyim? We'll take them off your hands!

>banks
>not ammunition and beef jerky

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Why do you guys even accommodate that shit? We at least have been stuck with the frogs for centuries so it makes sense.

>it's a requirement to know english to become a US citizen
>tfw banks literally pander to illegals
thanks jews.

still hiding behind a memeflag I see.

neoliberal shills

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>he doesn't even know that his country doesn't have an official language
dear god how can you people be so fucking ignorant even about your own country

Wikipedia is not a fucking source of information nigger. One of the requirements in order to become a US citizen is knowing, understanding and speaking english, which would actually make it a federal thing.

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"For Spanish please stay on the line"

we all know the feel bro

>Forget to pay water bill
>Get a call saying it might be cut off if I don't use a fast pay
>It's some guy in India
>An Indian called my house and threaten to turn off my toilet

Nignog keeps eating shitnog

every time then the *one one-thousand, two one-thousand* pause IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS IT'S NOT FAIR

Bank of America donates to CAIR who donates to islamist jihadis.

Laughing way harder than I should be

>mfw public workers have to speak french in Vancouver

At this point you should be glad you're not pressing 2 for english

top fucking kek
Sup Forums humors always gets to me

honestly, that creature looks awesome. I'm glad to be that thing. Just take off the jew star and the McDonalds logo.

This post is pure, unvarnished racism. The excuse for complaining about “press 1 for English” is that immigrants “should” learn English. But that argument assumes that learning a language is easy and takes no more than a couple of weeks, when in reality, it’s a long process, especially for adults, to become conversant enough in a language to conduct personal business in it. Of course, the vast majority of people making this argument cannot speak a second language themselves, because they know full well it’s fucking hard, showing that this argument is disingenuous and simply a cover for the belief that the United States is a country that should be reserved for Anglos and should be formally racist against Latinos.

Thats funny, all my aunts/uncles learned past their 30s. Its almost like they wanted to live in an English speaking country.

>English country
not so fast

checked

If you wanna be part of Canada stop trying to separate.

>black people post on Sup Forums

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French is the only reason Canada isn't EUing itself fully yet.

I concur

>ordering from /ourfastfood/ in english
>ask for a combo no drink
>visibleconfusion.jpg
>cashier goes to talk to someone
>hear them talking in spanish about charging me for the combo and not giving me the drink
>butt in and tell them to just enter it separately
this is why the spanish slaughtered these faggots

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nice digits
also, i'd love for Quebec to separate, multiculturalism clearly doesn't work. But i'm sure we could be productive allies

>responds with image
obvious shill is obvious

marque numero dos, bitch

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>posts anti-American memes under EU flag
>posts anti-EU flag under American flag
terrible opsec leftypol, just terrible

Teach her to count

Fuck fuck, now I look stupid.

Hey senpai I work at McDonald's and the machine literally won't let you enter a combo without a drink, and you pay less if you just get the fucking combo instead of buying it separately. This is your fault for being a chode.

The reason they do this is to speed up the phone tree by a couple of seconds per call. Most people are going to press one, of course, so the call progresses more quickly. If they said, for Spanish press one, then most people (English speakers) would just sit there and wait for the timeout and for the next question to begin.

But morons like you continuously sperg out about it anyway even though there's a good goddamn reason that they do it like that

What are quebecois women like?

The only deal in a combo meal is the drink. Charging you for the combo and just not giving you a drink would probably have been cheaper than or same price as each item ordered separate on the menu

Well I used to wageslave at Wendy's and there was an option for no drink when going through the combo option. Besides I was riding my donorcycle and I gave up soda so there is a reason for being a prick

The hottest in Canada by a long shot

>gets lost in new college
>pulls up to some random 2/10 mexifat pigglet
>"hey do you know where the south village dorms are?"
> thickest fucking Mexican accent I've ever heard
>visible confusion
>spanish words
>speed away
mfw

Another fun fact for you then. You aren't allowed to get ice water in a combo, only bottled water. And getting bottled water costs extra compared to a soda.

That's not what I want to know, what are the chances that any girl I would talk to is pure? Would it be better to go to Quebec or Korea?

>para español, marque dos
Can someone please translate. I don't speak American.

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I say its ok, how many times americans go to other countries without speaking a single word expecting everyone to speak english ?

then you complain why people make fun of america.

Is that Bannon?

Fucking liar. I worked at Wendy's and there was no "No drink combo". You're just a shit customer. I hated faggots like you. If anyone should be slaughtered, it should be retards like you.

>for Spanish, press two

I think almost every American can translate that.

>I'm lying about working at a fast food franchise
sperging out won't change the fact

>"I gave up soda and ride my bike because I want to get healthy"
>"Can I get a triple big mac, extra sauce, and a quart of fries to go"

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Ship it. Meme it. Drink it. Kiss it.

>all these meme flags
Let it slide

When did you drive out Spainards out of Florida?

A: Never but you shoyld have.

We here now.

Here's some English you turnup munchets on Sup Forums love to use:

>Niggers!

If you don't want Spanish, you don't press 2. In fact you just don't press anything at all, and the call system proceeds in English. English is the default, Spanish is optional.

Why do my fellow American Anglos get so butthurt by this?

> move to border town because of job
> have to call cable company to activate modem
> csr doesn't speak english
> have to call back 3 times to get a pajeet

Spanish is often the default here (California). I went to a Goodwill store (chain thrift store) recently and it's now Spanish only. All signage exclusively in Spanish and PA announcements exclusively in Spanish.

todo va de acuerdo al plan

>Crashing this country
>With no survivors

>thank you for calling bank of america
>for English, press one
reeeeeeeeeee whitey get out reeeeeeeeeee

>a white ethnostate can totally exist guys

Put whites in a room and they'll immediately kill each other over who has a darker skin tone

deys just shit postin' user, is all dey know how ta do.

/bant/ is truly the greatest board