This is a thread for the best state in the god damn world, Texas.
>no californians
>no Mexicans
>no philadelphians
Hobbies involve
>herding cattle
>loitering at whataburger
>keking at the super bowl-less eagles
>shooting at cars with California license plates
>remembering the Alamo
Post anything related to Texan history, culture and superiority.
>No Mexi- what the hell are you on?
OP is not from Texas
>no mexicans
say wut?
>no Philadelphians
WHY
WE ARE THE LEASY IMPORTANT NEW ENGLAND STATE
AND WE HAVE A SHITTY CITY
BUT IT'S NOT NEW YORK
WHY US?
And 8-1 Eagles have a super bowl Ring coming...
WHY?
ARE YOU A PISSED OFF MARYLANDER?
Fuck off to the North Of the South and stay In hell, i'll take my SNOW, and my SLEDDING,
and my 20 degrees tempertaure
>he hasn't realized that the border is really I-10
Whataburger is as texas as it gets
heard a hispanic man unironically refer to Texas (san antonio) as "texico" the other day
thoughts?
>Hobbies involve
Losing to Oklahoma in the Red River Shootout.
Ohio is better than Texas.
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God bless the great state of Texas.
>the best state in the god damn world
Enjoy your liberal shithole in training, because you deserve it.
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Hobbies include sitting around in cowhide smoking crack and complaining about the patriarchy.
>no californians
>no mexicans
are you sure you live in Tejas, op?
Fuck Comifornias 10 round magazine limit.
keep sucking ' bbc ' faggot.
Allowed in the thread, obviously. I bet you're a bunch of Oklahomans. Fuck you!
>no mexicans
that would be nice...
hill country checking in
Fag OP doesn't even know Texas is minority white/majority spic now.
OH I'M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT OP?
N O M E X I C A N S?
At least Cali doesn't have hordes of white Muslims, AKA turbo-TURBO-cucks :^)
>remembering the Alamo
>a bunch of stupid faggots got their asses kicked by goddamn spics
Jesus what a moron
> saving the fucking thumbnail
Why would you make light of the death of Davy Crockett and James Bowie? They were great white frontiersman.
Texas is the Mexican Oklahoma. Shit state.
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>Muh Alamo
>Muh Whataburger
I'll laugh my ass off if Kimmy nukes Dallas by mistake.
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>it's a spic doesn't understand the concept of pyrrhic victories
mexico got BTFO texans were outgunned and heavily outmanned and still mexico couldn't make a decisive victory
Definition of a Texan: Mexican whose truck broke down on the way to Oklahoma.
>t. native Texan with sense of humor, comfy over here in the 817
>shooting at cars with California license plates
They are everywhere, especially in Austin. Ban Califags now!
>No Mexicans
Uh dude, have you been paying attention to our State at all?
What are you talking about, pardner?
Texas is 70% white.
This thread is for ethnic Texans, not those lawn mowing Mexicans.
>Fellow Citizens & compatriots-
I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna - I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken - I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls - I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch - The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country - Victory or Death.
William Barret Travis.
you stay out of our state, we stay out of yours. i don't want any of you texan windowlickers shitting up our beaches.
BOOMER SOONER, Rodriguez!
I work at Whataburger, AMA.
>McDicks and B*rger King lovers excluded from this limited-time offer
Yeah, but that company cucked to Moms Demand Action.
I live in California but am a hard right winger and have grown to hate my state, even though I live in the few remaining Republican coastal regions.
Can I move to Texas? I don't want to belong to the state where Nacy Pelosi is from anymore...
What's the best city in TX to find a good IT related job ?
> ib4 austin
paco
no :^)
D: I don't want to rot in this democratic mess anymore pls...
TN here. Love you Texas. Remember we've been your best friend. We sent Sam Houston, Davy Crockett, and many more volunteers.
yes, they do.
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Literally fake news. Whataburger did it long before Moms Demand Action took credit for it. It still allows for concealed carry.
i-i think guns are cool you guys c-can i join?
What do you guys think is the answer to the mestizo question
>no californians
I have some unfortunate news, your state is courting CA businesses and accepting refugees
Nope. You misunderstand the point. Stay where you are, thanks,
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why does the patty melt with american cheese make my dick hard just thinking about it
why can't it just have american cheese normally?
432 here go to you lads on andrews erry thursday
texas is 30% white. what a cucked shithole
>>OP is not from Texas
Can you prove that?
If you love snow, jews, and taxes.
In and Out has become Whataburgers number one enemy, daring to challenge it's mighty authority. You aren't a fucking Cali traitor right user?
I'm from tx, but it's honestly shit. Flat as fuck, hot as fuck, humid as fuck, brown as fuck and people are WAY TOO proud to be from this state.
God, I miss H-E-B :(
in n out tastes like shit if it has a taste at all
i prefer that delicious trademarked Whataburger flavour
>flat
>humid
>hot
>brown
My goodness, leave Houston for once.
West Texas master race
432 lad roll call
Bro im from Bastrop, dont tell me we dont have a shit load of beaners here.
why does this thread feel like a false flag
HEB is the beez kneez tho
I’m a Texan who is also an eagles fan. Fuck you nigger, we’re winning this year
Dallas reporting in.
>no californians
Ok fair enough
>no mexicans
alright
>no Philadelphians,
what the fuck did we do to you faggot
galveston btfo
Because the Dallas Cowboys have been doing great, right?
>not making your own IT-related job
>42% state
I live in this shithole, and planning on moving asap.
Fuck texico. Its literally either spics, nigger, fat liberal whites or toothless good goy hicks.
you can come just make sure you fucking vote and vote well and bring a woman to do the same and raise some children and have them do the same and make sure they give you grandchildren who do the same
faggot
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Dallas. I just talked to a recruiter there who says it's the Silicon Valley of Texas.
Giant Cowboy Redskin Bachelors?
Am I missing the point?
You may have been born here, but you're not a Texan with that attitude.
Then leave
>I'm leaving this shithole
Take your familia with you dog eater
texas was a mexican state....
>Mexican state
Until they got best the fuck out
Get fucked, commie. If you don't like it you are welcome to get the fuck out
I am white, but thanks. Ill make sure to take my white family and leave texico
*beat
>(((white)))
Yeah sure you are. Adios amigo don't forget your donkeys.
>MINORITY WHITE BY 2060
MINORITY WHITE BY 2060
>MINORITY WHITE BY 2060
MINORITY WHITE BY 2060
>MINORITY WHITE BY 2060
And if you're really white then even better. The last thing we need are traitors. Get fucked
>assuming we aren't aware of the biggest problem in America now
Not from what I've seen. The only Muslims I've seen there are Arab, not white.
>>>no californians
we are literally colonizing your hick state
>colonizing
You mean fleeing
>the answer
Physical removal of all illegal spics first and foremost
I appreciate it. If you vote liberal, you are doing the right thing. Obviously the cost of living in California is unbearable. I promise you, people of color, avid socialists, etc., it is much, MUCH cheaper to raise a family of 20 in a mansion in Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, after all, and God knows your beautiful big families need more room to live. And don't worry, your minority quotas are still as strong as ever in Texas.
I’m gay and Texan; living paradox
>fleeing from the spics
Yeah vote for more of em it worked for Commiefornia
>literal steers and queers
lol
please elaborate . . .
:/