>be me
>britbong
>go to cook gmo-free chicken sandwich
>would be pork but the new royal charter dictates that pork is not halal
>open cutlery drawer to get utensil to spread ketchup
>butterknife
>camera mounted on my hijab notifies the constabulary of my illegal butterknife
>bollocks.jpg
>leave house to turn myself in
>see dog has been shot by my friendly islamic neighbor, ahmed mohammed bobabbed al-shabibiribi
>partandparcel.jpg
>get in my 6ft square electric car
>halfway to the station, car shuts down
>forgot to pay carbon tax
>notice i'm in one of the nastier parts of london
>a group of friendly muslims approach my car
>"get out of the car, infidel"
>gladly comply
>they pull down my pants
>insidejob.jpg
>fourth one tears my rectal tract, finishes up
>violently beheads me with chiv
>as i bleed out at the hands of these invader assailants, i squeak out one thing with my pathetic last british breath
>"allah save the queen"
>another progressive achievement
>take that, ameritards
Be me
bump gold
>be me
>American
>go to school get shot, survive.
>grow up get job and help teach young children, get shot, survive again
>get mad at world and find God, start spending a lot of time in church with my fellow white people, get shot, survive for a third time
>is there no mercy in this world?
>join black church, please protect me black people, get shot
>die with piss in my pants.
>be me
>britbong
>
For an outsider, america seems objectively better than the UK.
The Americans one was better.
Top kek
>be you
>fat cunt
What a day!
For a Brazilian it probably is.
man, i sure love being told that daily terrorist attacks are something we should get used to
Now that’s what I call culturally enriched
Yeah i could be using a memeflag but that would make me an hypocrite.
I'm just saying that, when you analize every aspect of life in america vs UK, the latter is worst overall, atleast in my opinion.
>"Look at this stupid American, with all his food! Ha! Clearly, his country is worse than mine, because they have more food. What a great indicator of how terrible a country is, based on how much food they have!"
go back to being BTFO by the french, mohammed
>shoots back.
Having more food than britain is actually an example of institutionalized racism because the mohamameds are unfortunate enough to be raised to fast and ram trucks into innocent people
I think it's more to do with the fact that you are the biggest consumer society in the world and you are easy to sell things to, so fast food places find it very easy to sell you shit to eat and you buy it like the stupid fat bastards you are.
>golf clap
Very disappointing
Put more effort in
i guess having the highest gdp in the world is a pretty good example of how fat and unproductive we are
>your opinion
elaboration nation?
jews are the underlying cause of muslims in britain
you know i had to jew it to em
Do you think we depend more on you than you depend on us stupid fat bastards? Answer honestly and think about that pecking order.
needs more arab
>be OP, create d&c thread
>my friends join in pretending to be other side
>take /pol on a ruse cruise
>push meme too hard
>mfw when i educate newfags on kikery and shill tactics
There's a huge gap in wealth in the US. The more productive of your society brain wash the rest of the idiots into buying guns and burgers and 8 liter petrol cars. They also convince you to borrow money that you can never pay back.
(((who))) did this?
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Britian overpopulated with niggers
you got em good
Both countries have problems with corporate brainwashin Alfred, that's obvious when you look at our women
woke
Actually at the moment we depend heavily on the EU.
please sir
tell me the solution to the overarching economic problem of capitalism
educate me on the brilliant British solution to people being more successful than other people
>be jew
>see banter with americans involved
>post 1000th mongrel chart of the day
To your credit though, I expect it to come within 10 replies to any such thread. This one came after 11. Well done.
Like the US isn't? Cmon bruh get your shit together and stop acting like a retard
>Britian overpopulated with niggers
America is overpopulated with everything
kek
Which is why you retards separated. Fucking brilliant bunch you are.
I think Mohammed #4405332 needs his dick sucked friendo, better snap to.
You know what increases gdp? More muds working low wage jobs. Gdp is an awful measure of success
>be me
>self-hating american
get your own culture
Watch how this thread stays up but all European mongrel hate threads get removed within seconds.
The truth must sting
>56% VILE
>The absolute state of amerimutts since the mutt meme
Why, just why are you guys so easily triggered?
you are aware it just causes people to post the amerimutt meme more because of how amusing your reactions are, right?
What a bizarre people you are in the US. You are 56% white and being overrun with South American drug cartels and nignogs. It's like all the shit they shove down your neck as children about America the great just sticks and you can't face the fact that you are one of the most 'multi cultural' countries in the world. You're odd.
So what percentage of white will you be when Mohammed interbreeds with your sister, cousin, and aunt? Voluntary or not is irrelevant.
Neoliberals and neocons will get the rope just like kikes commies and muds. You got that? You better hope your 'muh gdp, 20 trillion debt, and mud slaves' works out for you
i mean we are going to be minorities soon enough
Calm down geezer his story has way too many American influenced holes in it... Let it be picked apart, don't cry about it
America is about an ideology, a culture of freedom. That's what assimilation is about, whereas the UK is assimilating to a foreign culture, instead of embracing its roots.
the (((ally))) is right
for a board that seems to know so much about the propagation of memes, they sure know how to inadvertently propagate a meme
Better to be odd than cucked Mohammed. Go prep that bull.
i hope so man
we need the '50s back
SVETLANA ZVEREV NICK IS A JEW
Stil higher than you are now Tyrone
I assume you don't know about the two year trade dealing period that is in play
Like jews aren't the biggest mutts of all schlomo. The response you see is 90% fabricated, it's obvious in the incongruities you see all over these d%c fags. You'd know that if you could see past that giant nose
Ahh right, that makes sense now. I can't wait to be 56% now.
SVETLANA ZVEREV NICK IS A JEW (GASSING ARANGED 11/13/2017)
The 50's had way too many niggers. We need a new age
no shlomo
wow a lot of English butthurt in this thread. OP must be very close to the truth.
as long as i keep my flag
i'm too ingrained in my nationalism to march behind any other name
I'd rather have a family of blacks living next door who believe in the founding fathers ideals than have a europoor cuck statist.
You won't have to wait long Alfred. Muslims breed more than niggers
>Americans triggered at the mutt meme are actually shareblue Soros paid shills
You're not fucking serious right? That's even cringier than being triggered.
>be british
>at least we dont have blumpf amirite haha
>Better to be odd than cucked Mohammed.
You're the most cucked nation on earth you pay for Israeli healthcare you go to war with Israel clicks it's fingers are you mentally ill
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I can't wait to be free like you. I hope they let us have guns too so I can shoot people.
Jokes aside bongs, don't use our 56% or whatever as an excuse or a validation for your depreciating numbers. You're not strong enough to survive such a figure yourself. Don't do it. Hard brexit. Purge the hoardes and stop paying for CCTV to electronic eye rape your children
Where did I say Soros, you fucking kikel? I have no idea who it is, it's just obvious it's another forced meme. You're a disgusting vermin, you know that right?
>Living in Britain
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen
Jidf ALERT
Oh sorry is that going to happen?
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>be british
>start my morning by watching some tele
>watching them crown the queen with the ceremonial hijab
>show drops do to not paying the tv license this month
>thats ok ill get some fresh air
>man from BBC waiting outside my 2 foot tall gate asking me to buy another license
>explain how i was robbed by a bike wheel wielding youth last night
>swore on the queen id pay before day end
>only given a quick smack by his baton as im a first time offender
>on me way to market
>see an immigrant praying in the middle of the street
>while his shoes are off, i feel overly compelled to bend down and kiss his feet as the pope does
>my sharp jagged teeth end up cutting one of his toes
>get arrest and have to deposit my teeth in the tooth bin
>while in my holding cell im setting with another beautiful immigrant of color
>seems he was in for rapping a 14 year old girl and beheading his landlord
>pretty minor stuff should be out by the weekend
>after he releaved himself in my mouth and borrowed my shoes; the bobby came in to release me
>get acid thrown in my face before exiting the precinct
>decide to head home as its been a long day, call a cab since the cobblestones hurt my bare feet
>filthy white privildge polish immigrant pulls up in a cab, decide ill hitchhike instead
>while thumbing down the road accidentally get ran over on the sidewalk by large truck
The NSA see everything you do. At least we know what our problems are, you people just bury your heads and shoot guns in the air and high five each other. Plus our country has been around for thousands of years, you fucked your up over the course of a few hundred years.
Exactly. Anyone who gets caught up in feeling smug that they are whiter than America needs to realize the same thing will happen to them if they don't get their shit together. They did this in 50 years, and it will be easier every time
Choosing Drenelg hrumft over the glorious grandmummy queen
>I can't wait to be free like you. I hope they let us have guns too so I can shoot people.
Kek. Don't worry they'll just behead you and rape your daughters. Better bin that knife!
Well my freddos are already going down in price so something goods happening
You are preaching a good cause to a powerless basement dweller stuck in a police state. It is an exercise in futility.
Nothing happens overnight, pray that you'll be allowed to have sharp wooden sticks first.
I'd rather have nationalist Israeli's live in America and support a capitalist system in the middle east than have europoor socialist cucks who believe in a constant welfare state.
>insidejob.jpg
cuz america is full of cucks who are letting this happen to us
Good one.
The NSA sees everything you do to. The US has been intercepting int comms since the 50's. And fucking news flash, your society is running from its problems to otherwise you wouldn't have so many problems. We're in this together, don't give in to divide and conquer bs
Much more realistic than ops fairy tale
Well done duke
>Be Britbong
>Russia has Chernobyl 2: Radioactive Boogaloo
>Releases radioactive cloud that sweeps all across Europe
>French end up becoming pus-spewing ghouls that eat human flesh.
>Germans end up becoming highly-intelligent beings, but become physically weak
>GetdevouredbyFrenchghouls.jpg
>Destroyghoulswithwonderwepons.gif
>Meanwhile all Europeans of southern Europe flee to Africa, due to its close proximity.
>Welcome to the Plague 2: Pneumonic Boogaloo
>People of Spain end up fleeing across Atlantic, realizing how fucked Europe is
>Get rejected by Trump
>Canada has become an Islamic state, so they don't want to go there.
>Mexicoherewecome.png
>Gets horribly mutilated by Spic Cartels
>Meanwhile, the UN of North Korea takes this chaos as an opportunity of action and invades South Korea while everyone is distracted.
>Trump goes "Fuck it."
>Uses kinetic bombardment on NK's capital.
>It's super effective
>Where was I going with this?
>Oh yeah, be Britbong
>Realize how fucked you're gonna be soon
>Decide to spend your last moments before becoming a Krang-look-a-like by posting Amerimutt memes.
>I'd rather have blacks/Israelis
lol, cuckservative spotted
>Read British history
>See problems rise over about 50 years because we're lazy cunts who do fuck all until the tipping point
>Realise this is just another problem to conquer
My favourite story is of the British Raj... I'll let you read up on it
>I'd rather have nationalist Israeli's live in America and support a capitalist system in the middle east than have europoor socialist cucks who believe in a constant welfare state.
No you don't understand you pay tax and some of that tax gets sent to Israel to pay for there healthcare if that isn't the most cucked thing on the planet I dont know what is you have to pay for your own but the tax you pay pays for Jews to get free healthcare in a different country
>be half a nigger
>shit part time job because all the Mexicans have all the full time jobs
>wife's getting roasted by sambo and the boys
>pays taxes
>taxes pay for Jews to build nice hospitals and tanks
>everyone else is cucked
There's 2.7 million niggers / Muslims here
There's 60+ million muslims/niggers in America
There's more niggers in your capital alone than my whole country
Let it sink in
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>ketchup on a chicken sandwich
You're projecting American.
That french and German description seems pretty accurate to the modern day :^)
I'd rather have a Larry Elder than a Richard Spencer. Is that so hard to reason why?
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There's ways around the NSA. not too many, but a few. plenty of unregistered guns and assault spoons out there. Entertaining the notion though, is it better to be blissfully unaware and blindsided because of it, or to know and understand what ails you full on, but make the knowing choice to not address it?
That's for you to decide. I believe in you guys, even if Teresa May is one of the dumbest women on the face of the planet.