I hate Rei so hard, she is worse than fcking asuka

I hate Rei so hard, she is worse than fcking asuka.
Misato ftw

>so hard
This, I can agree with.
So hard.

If you did not masturbate to Rei and Shinji fucking then you don't know shit about evangelion.

I hate her, but that doesn't mean i didn't masturbate to her. duh

>Misato
Good taste senpai. Alcoholic nympho mummy is best girl.

did she want him?

>fcking
>ftw

So this is nu-Sup Forums

Holy shit, I didn't even notice.
But self-censorship is on the rise lately.

if it's the only representations of their souls that fuck, does it still count?

>PLace without AT fields

It still counts user. Rei is a whore

>fcking
Why did you censor yourself you stpid fcking idot ngger?

sorry, ok? Fucking cunt

That's fine, I forgive you. Pic related is my apology gift.

you suck

Listen dudes, sometimes people like to censor rude words. It's actually a very responsible and adult thing to do. You see, it's for the benefit of any young children who could be lurking. As we all know, the 18+ rule on Sup Forums.org is rarely abided by the general populace, and most of us first discovered this website at a tender, ripe and vulnerable age.

Just stop it with these abusive insults. Anyone can word their posts HOWEVER THE F*CK THE WANT.

peace

Rei>Misato>>>>shit>>>>>>>Asucka

This. Thank you, mate

Eat a dick.

Whatever inappropriate feelings you can think of, there is at least one Rei who has that for a Shinji.

Rei is a whore.
>Destroyed literally every human being in the world just to be with shinji.

In my opinion it's the purest form of love. And rei is actually a closet yandere

I can barely understand what is going on. Is Lilith fucking Eva 1?

If so that would be a kickass way for Shinji to lose his virginity.

>that would be a kickass way for Shinji to lose his virginity.
No, it just means Rei is NTRing Shinji with his mother.

>Rei will never fuck your soul
Fuck you Shinji, you dont deserve her love.

Cold and harsh, then awkwardly trying to be sweet, then her secret heart comes out and it's full of eldritch absolute terror love. Slap to analysis of handholding to erotic crucifixion.

>Misato ftw
u right

The average adult gives zero fucks though. The censoring implies a mind not mature enough to know when it is ok to curse: such as in a casual setting on an image board discussing the best girl of a series where demi-humans are actively trying to destroy humanity and humanity wants to end itself in its own way by turning into Tang(tm). In short censoring in this setting is a wee bit silly imo senpai.

>Meet girl 8 months ago
>Really really like her
>Got close and clicked just about instantly
>First girl I can actually see a relationship working (not that I'm such a loser that a girl has never been interested in me, but the ones who have, I've never been interested enough in to try and form a serious relationship)
>She actually reminds me of Rei a bit
>Even has the colored hair, though not as short
>But she's a small cute quiet white girl weeb
>She's watched EVA and even told me to make Rei her profile picture
>Not a Reifag but it turned me on, desu
>tfw she has a boyfriend tho

Feels bad man.

Fuck off.

...

>be me
>make shitty greentext stories on Sup Forums

This is Sup Forums, not /r9k/.
If you're confused about the different boards, you should lurk more before posting.

What a fucking fag, this condescending holier-than-thou tone is like straight out of gaia

This. I'm underage age, and I'm very offended by all these mean words that my mom told me were bad. Sup Forums really needs to filter these words as I find them very offensive, and I'm absolutely sure that I'm not the only one with this sentiment. While we're at it we should ban all nsfs content on this site, since I like to browse this site at school, and I don't want other people to think I'm some disgusting pedo weeb. People here are also too mean, I think that all mean behavior should be banned, and the use of smileys should be enforced since it's very hard to read the mood of other people while I'm talking to them. >:(

>Sup Forums fags being this mad that I slightly strayed from "muh sacred board rules"

Probably mad that they don't have a chance at a girl at all.

You're really fucking new if you think that's the case. I really shouldn't bother responding to such obvious bait.

Gaia? What is this 2005? Do people still go on there?

Sup Forums is traditional even in its boogeymen. I consider this a good thing.

If you say so, user. Let the the anger, the pain flow through you. It'll make you stronger.

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