Umineko Thread

Do you remember to Beatoriche-sama?

Beatrice-sama is in all our hearts

Dlanor best girl
Discuss

Higurashi>>>Umineko

Umineko > Higurashi Kai > Higurashi > Umineko Chiru

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I still don't get the story of the anime

Umineko never had an anime

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>just started episode 2 with the new sprites and voices
I can't wait until Erika and Dlanor show up.

Dlanor = Erika > Lucifer > *

Anime?

I don't get it

>umineko
>anime
You what?

There is no Umineko anime. It never exist.

Posting best Seacat.

What? Umineko Chiru was soooo epic

Would you marry a Erika? I would.__

ooh I get it now

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Beatrice! Maga crudele!
Di bellezza senza pari
Beatrice! Oh! Di dolcezza capricciosa
Mai potro liberarmi dal tuo incantesimo
Se questa pena deve durare, almeno una volta abbi pieta!

Higurashi fleshed out all of its main characters, had a coherent story and didn't pretend to be intellectual. Not really a fair comparison when all Umineko did was present a half-assed mystery and turn into the most poorly written love story of all time with Battler (guy who meets """""love interest""""" and doesn't even care) and Sayo (dumbest motivation for killing in fiction history).

OTP
I cry

Trollkastel>>>Erika

best mother

Yasu wasn't really caring about the murders.
Sure, it was going to happen, but it wasn't anything personal. It was more like advanced suicide, which is just how some crazies go out.
Now, Rudolf and Kyrie, they were the ones who jumped it from anonymous bombing to murder island population 0.

Yasu. A boy or a girl???

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Obviusly. A TRAP

This.

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Beatoriche is a trap

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A furniture.

Oops, wrong image. Fixed it for you, OP.

Born a boy > cliff accident > raised as a girl

Meta Beatrice is a woman. Chessboard and YasuBeatrice is furniture.

Umineko wasn't so much about mystery than a character study. And it's first and foremost a love story, the mystery is just the means to the end.

>Battler (guy who meets """""love interest""""" and doesn't even care)
Gee I wonder WHY, maybe because, I don't know, that's the reason for the tragedy? Maybe?

>Sayo (dumbest motivation for killing in fiction history).
Read EP7.

what if she is my waifu

A chair is fine too.

DESIRE

More important question is which Beatoriche is the best Beatoriche.

Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

[red]Umineko didn't happened at all[/red]

How could I ever forget?

>implying Yasu ever existed outside Rose's mind

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>Do you remember to Beatoriche-sama?
I liked her in Fata Morgana better.

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>And it's first and foremost a love story
But the love story sucks, Shannon/George and Kanon/Jessica parts were infamous for being boring as fuck and Battler/Yasu is dripped in delusion, dude barely knew the girl.

I would like to take a moment to talk about my waifu Erika. She is a cute girl who is also a very intelligent. She has held many jobs in her life, including being a detective, a pirate, and a witch. She is also a pervert who likes stalking, chopsticks and duct tape.I know everyone says their waifu is the best girl, but Erika it is simply an objective fact that Erika is the best. She was even down for a threesome with her friend Dlanor. Wish us luck in our happiness!

I want to deito Lucifer.

You forgot to mention the part that she's dead.

Why is the VN art so bad

At least (You) tried.

Pretty much what said, biologically is a male but perceives themselves as female, although it doesn't really matter since they can't have sex anyway.

>This user hasn't read the manga chapters dedicated to Yasu.

Only the original is garbage, updated PS3 version is good.

I want to marry Erika and take her on a cruise without letting her fall off the ship.

>implying Will is better
Every time.

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