JoJo Thread

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Gappy makes me happy

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>watching SC part2
>Joseph comes back from the dead
Dropped. if a characters dies once he has to stay dead forever

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>Dio! Even if our phantom blood makes us brothers, i will not forgive you!

>You are a clever warrior, Jojo. Your battle tendency will help you overcome any challenge.

>We are the stardust crusaders in our quest to defeat Dio.

>Kira Yoshikage! Bring it down! My Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable!

>Giorno, you are the Golden Wind that can challenge fate itself!

>I need to be free... free of this Stone Ocean.

>The Steel Ball Run will begin! 3... 2.... 1... GO!

The threads are rather dead recently, I don't know if that's a good or bad thing

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Starcraft ?

Daiya makes me Daiyamonds

>Forgetting the most ridiculous one
seriously wtf araki

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>get more freedom to write girls
>muh naked bath girl
>muh 2 x 2 balls 1 rod
>muh i want to lick gappy all over
>muh hairy blowjob

>Vanilla Ice

>it's this nonsense list again

I've been thinking about downloading 7th Stand User.
Is it any good?

>tfw born on Enigma 4
Cool, best non-Kira chapter of the Yoshihiro arc.

Oh boy just wait till you get to the end of the last Kira fight

Part 6 is actual dog shit and I'm going to tell you why.

The art is garbage. Female anatomy is all over the place. Jolyne's hips and limbs are constantly the worst thing I've seen with my two eyes.
Jolyne is a terrible Jojo. Her entire character is based on daddy issues. And that's it. First it was I hate my father and then drastically into I have to do this for my father despite my feeligns 10 minutes ago.
Her supporting cast is not good. Not one of them. The only decent character is Weather Report and he's a memoryless sister banging faggot.

My biggest problem with six is that it's gross. And not body horror gross it's because they made everything unnecessarily sexual because Jolyne is a girl. The first chapter is Jolyne masturbating. And the next couple is her rolling around naked. None of the boys have ever been written like that. None of the boys talk about masturbating. None of the boys are ever really seen outside their uniforms. Just Jolyne. Just the girls are like this and it's disgusting and gross. And it's only done because most of the cast is female. Jolyne in crisis talking about how she's jealous about how snails can fuck anything. Hermes actually saying "dries up like a maxi pad," are you fucking kidding me?

I'm glad you all love part six because the tits make your dick hard but to defend this shit is ridiculous. It's the weakest most poorly written part by far and reading it was agony.

The only thing that saved this part, if you could call it saved, is Pucci. Pucci is good and I'm glad he reset the universe so none of this god awful part ever technically happened.

>Tfw no Yasuho in your life

stardust crusader you double nigger

In that user's defence Vanilla Ice went Camp just from a little Dio blood. Joseph took a fucking full body transfusion of huge amounts, AFTER having his throat fucked. He really should 'tbhave come back as human, Ripple or no.

who the fuck colored this. looks strange

Is that the Josefumi in him?

>Reluctant villains who only do evil things because of the situation they find themselves in
>Kira
Stopped reading there, take your (You) and go

Kyou makes me lewdou

I'd rather a Daiya but they're both great

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A V D O L ?

Why is this page so PINK

Why not?

>Dio
>Tarkus and Bruford
>Joseph
>Avdol

Rate JoJo parts and villains. I'll start.

4>5>7=6>3>2=1

Kira>Valentine>Diavolo=Pucci>Part 6 DIO>Part 1 DIO>Part 3 DIO>Kars

>Joseph
By that i mean part 2's finale

Pucci > Dio > Diavolo > Valentine > Kira > Kars

To show the blossoming of love and relief

5>

6>7>4=5>3>1>2
Pucci>Kira=Valentine>Diavolo>DIO>Kars

I wonder how many times we've done this
7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1
Pucci > Valentine > Kira > Diavolo > Dio > Kars

>He really should 'tbhave come back as human, Ripple or no.
Well Polnareff mentioned Ice must have changed after being "killed" by Silver Chariot, so there's the possibility that vampirism only happens when you die again after being revived.
Something that never happened to Joseph since.

But that'd be reaching pretty far.
Although it's jojo we're talking about.

MARIAH'S ASS

Honestly I prefer his second death over his first.

1 = 3 = 4 = 5 = 6 = 7 > 2
Valentine > Dio Brando > Pucci > Diavolo > Kira > DIO > Cars

7 > 2 = 4 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 1

Valentine > Kira > Dio Brando > Pucci > Diavolo > DIO > Kars

Tit

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Tat

>that list

All you contrarians just want to stick it to the animefags who like BT and muh hamon so you rank Part 2 low to try to show them how pleb they are

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If JoJo is so popular in Japan why is there no porn of the girls from the series?

Joshuu makes me horny

Or maybe because part 2 is shit?
>worst jojo
>worst crew
>worst villian
>only one good fight in the entire part (Wham in the arena)

>Jojo
>Female porn
Pick one

You're not looking hard enough.

I want to deeply kiss Josuke while I unzip his zippers to play with his nipples while the other hand reaches for the shaft then move my mouth to his neck so I can hear his soft delinquent voice moaning my name directly into my ears with triple pleasure

Part 2 had a good JoJo, but a shit supporting cast, a shitty main villain and Caesar was a shit brojo

It's not that good

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>Part 2 had a good jojo

>consistently entertaining
>not a single slow boring segment in the entire Part
>brief, doesn't overstay its welcome, no filler arcs
>best JoJo
>best Brojo (Stroheim)
>a certain energy and aesthetic to it (which translated VERY well to anime) that wasn't captured again by later parts

>Stroheim
>Brojo

>Caesar
>brojo

>brojo
>Stroheim

So apparently Viz's translation of the first Stardust Crusaders Jojonium came out this week.

Any major changes, or is it basically going to follow the Crunchyroll translation? I'd assume parity with the anime dub, as they're doing that too.

Teru

>implying manga can have filler in the first place
>posting Sup Forums shit here

teru

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More like teruble

He did everything wrong...
He deserves what happenes to him

Tell me one reason he is bad other than being popular among animeonlies

Teruble TASTE YOU HAVE

Even with the fated Hamon asspull mechanic he manages to asspull to a higher caliber. He is a joker and that is as far as his personality goes.

requesting the greentext

I STILL would argue that Terunosuke does not and should not receive the same punishment as that Angelo, they just don't belong the same bracket to have his life-long to potentially eternal prison justified.

The "Koichi" he threw out was proven to be a dummy, as after Josuke was captured he immediately stepped on the piece of paper to destroy it, in an attempt to recover his ego from the shock Josuke delivered to him through his last speech. He didn't openly attack Yuuya, he simply presented him a challenge which both parties knew it involves countless layers of deadily traps, Yuuya accepted it even when knowing the risk. That was no foul, it was just a stand fight and totally justifiable. Also he captured Josuke's mother without any intention to harm her in the slightest, and only using her to serve as a stepping stone to bring out Josuke's fear quicker in the most efficient manner in terms of both time and casualty (as he would otherwise need to capture literally everyone other than Josuke's mum to really give him a mental punch).

he's a shit brojo. What is your point?

I like to compare this guy to Rohan and say that not only they possess the same personality, they also had wronged Josuke in a mirrored fashion. Yet their treatments vary vast in difference for whatever reason.

Rohan also showed no interest with the general moral of life as he viewed people nothing more than "materials". Rohan also acted like an egoist arsehole (still is but not as much), is artistic by nature and is very obssessed with what he likes inside people which is their experiences. Rohan, like Terunosuke both possess incredibly dangerous stand abilities that involves controlling people as they are both control freaks to different degrees, and both showed no signs of self control when first introduced. Rohan also captured someone who Josuke holds dear as hostages, being Koichi and later, Okuyasu. Rohan also used hostages as part of his combat tatics, conditioning Josuke during the encounter. Rohan also harmed the hostages in a few ways, brainwashing and nearly killing Koichi by tearing his pages out for self interests, as well as setting Okuyasu on self immolation. Rohan also went out of his way to make Josuke mad when he was sure of his victory, like Terunosuke which in this case, by insulting his hairstyle multiple times.

Yet with all that, all Rohan got in return was a beat up so bad he had to change his weekly release schedule into monthly while he was hospitalised, which was nothing too major. In contrast, this guy got the "book prison", it just doesn't seem to be right, or anywhere close to it.

I still would argue that Terunosuke does not and should not receive the same punishment as that Angelo, they just don't belong the same bracket to have his life-long to potentially eternal prison justified.

The "Koichi" he threw out was proven to be a dummy, as after Josuke was captured he immediately stepped on the piece of paper to destroy it, in an attempt to recover his ego from the shock Josuke delivered to him through his last speech. He didn't openly attack Yuuya, he simply presented him a challenge which both parties knew it involves countless layers of deadily traps, Yuuya accepted it even when knowing the risk. That was no foul, it was just a stand fight and totally justifiable. Also he captured Josuke's mother without any intention to harm her in the slightest, and only using her to serve as a stepping stone to bring out Josuke's fear quicker in the most efficient manner in terms of both time and casualty (as he would otherwise need to capture literally everyone other than Josuke's mum to really give him a mental punch).

what said and he was also obnoxious as fuck

As cocky, apathetic and obssessive this guy may be, by analysing his abilities we would know he does not go out of his way to harm others unnecessarily as his ability is very conditional to himself while it possesses no actual combat strength and when he does, he lets them go just as easy as opening a piece of folded paper. He sought to minimise the amount of people involved in his obssession trip and although he could also kill his captive as easy as ripping paper into pieces, he only reserves that as the last resort.

He had been overboard just like how he really screwed over that taxi driver hard, but he had realised it by the end. As obssessive he may be I have no doubt that after a solid beat down he would learn "constraint" properly just like almost all antagonists who had wronged Josuke in the past, especially Rohan.

Yet he was given 0 space to redeem himself and was sent straight to capital punishment. Unlike Rohan who had done exactly the same things to Josuke yet didn't get him riled up as badly, all because one of the people that got involved was Josuke's mum. Josuke is just too much of a mama's boy I swear. Sure I would be really pissed too if someone were to drag her into a fight, but a comeback like that? I just don't think so, I don't think Josuke would really go that far as a character even if he was not actually in his right mind at that time either, as he barely did that much to Rohan previously.

Terunosuke could have been an interesting side character for later story development, dunno why Araki just hates him so much he had to practically torture him to the end of time, while making a joke out of it.

I like to compare this guy to Rohan and say that not only they possess the same personality, they also had wronged Josuke in a mirrored fashion. Yet their treatments vary vast in difference for whatever reason.

Rohan also showed no interest with the general moral of life as he viewed people nothing more than "materials". Rohan also acted like an egoist arsehole (still is but not as much), is artistic by nature and is very obssessed with what he likes inside people which is their experiences. Rohan, like Terunosuke both possess incredibly dangerous stand abilities that involves controlling people as they are both control freaks to different degrees, and both showed no signs of self control when first introduced. Rohan also captured someone who Josuke holds dear as hostages, being Koichi and later, Okuyasu. Rohan also used hostages as part of his combat tatics, conditioning Josuke during the encounter. Rohan also harmed the hostages in a few ways, brainwashing and nearly killing Koichi by tearing his pages out for self interests, as well as setting Okuyasu on self immolation. Rohan also went out of his way to make Josuke mad when he was sure of his victory, like Terunosuke which in this case, by insulting his hairstyle multiple times.

Yet with all that, all Rohan got in return was a beat up so bad he had to change his weekly release schedule into monthly while he was hospitalised, which was nothing too major. In contrast, this guy got the "book prison", it just doesn't seem to be right, or anywhere close to it.

Wait how do Cheap Trick and Enigma happen on the same day?

Doesn't Koichi end up saving Rohan from Cheap Trick? When would he have the time after getting rescued from Enigma?

Teru was a mistake.

>Rohan eats a bug, writes some characters based on koichi, and almost makes okuyasu burn himself
>Teru fucking steals koichi, josuke, and the chick
>Dindu Nuffin

Replace the protagonist of all the fights after Atom Heart Father with someone who isn't Josuke.

teru.

They showed time jumps when they cut between the arks in part 1, so yeah it's still possible but it will be a little bit sloppy.

Did you miss me, /jojo/?

Doesn't have enough moe girls for Japanese men to be interested, but has plenty of moe men for fujos.

YEAAAAAAAH

>He is a joker and that is as far as his personality goes.

Jotaro is an edgelord and that's far as his personality goes

Josuke is a nice guy (with a "muh hair" trigger) and that's as far as his personality goes

etc.

You can do that with anyone

Don't worry, it's appropriate this week. Who do you think will voice "the best boy"?

But with Joseph its actually true.
Jotaro is an edgelord cause hes a fuckign teenager who thinks people can tell what he thinks without him telling and that bleeds into his adulthood and causes him trouble.
Josuke is a delinquint douchebag who is a nice guy around his buddies but can be an asshole to people he doesnt fancy (Rohan)

Jotaro is best JoJo.

Right but like... Koichi spends his morning trapped inside an origami prison, and then as soon as he gets out, he comes over to Rohan's house and talks about what a funny joke Rohan is making?

I don't know about you, but I feel like I wouldn't really be up to doing anything or going anywhere within a couple hours of being kidnapped.

>when I grow up, I want to be a book

i am me, i just lost my folder of teru and the episode is in a week

t ancap right owner of the meme

My guess is that in the chronology of the day, it'll be something like this.

>8:20 AM: Cheap Trick's user comes to Rohan's door
>From Superfly's defeat to recruiting Yuuya: Rohan tries to peek at the user's back
>The core Enigma fight: Rohan kills the stand user, inherits Cheap Trick

So basically, the meat and potatoes of the Cheap Trick fight occurs after Enigma, when Koichi is rescued and is returning back to school. If they want more time between them, they can have a montage of Rohan trying to get through town with Cheap Trick.

>Janken Boy comes by and keeps trying to play with Rohan, with Rohan's back literally to the wall
>Tonio tries to ask Rohan if he can help get a certain fish for his girlfriend, while Cheap Trick tries to get Rohan to show his back
>While crab walking across the street, Rohan unintentionally walks right under Yukako, causing her to beat the shit out of him

And then the rest is Hayato and Kosaku's Bathing Adventure.

Okuyasu. Guy didn't get a lot of spotlight aside from the end of the Kira fight.

assuming Joubin really is the big bad,
>Joubin lays on the ground, beaten half to death by Gappy
>Gappy recites some Aida Mitsuo quote about victory or some shit
>"Aida Mitsuo..." Joubin says, just before Gappy deals the finishing blow
>"Well, it's a great quote... after a~~~ll.

>it's appropriate this week
Wait, does that mean you're willing to put up with a certain user for 8 months straight too?

Koichi is a big boy now, he steals and kills hoes, he can walk it off, just a regular kidnapping, technically, a third one this summer. Maybe he will mention it when he'll come to Rohan.