How would you kill putin? ?

I think i would strap him to a bondage cross and use the bad dragon T-Rex xl on him till he douches his insides out

I would wait till he dies of old age peacefully in his sleep

>implying your scrawny soy consuming bitchass wouldn't be killed by one punch from Putin.

hell, I bet even Trump could beat the fuck out of you.

This. Putin was a fucking KGB agent. He's slaughter you if you came within miles of him.

Shitpost about it until he died of old age, then claim credit.

botox overdose

I would shake his hand and compliment him on what a good job he is doing given his conditions

OP is a fag

>bad dragon t-Rex xl
You may be a subhuman commie, but you have patrician taste.

Hi FBI. Reminder this is how the FBI and CIA find mentally unstable people to do their bidding.

numerals confirm, fpbp

>TFW OP is an obvious Jew

Putin is an excellent statesman.

putin vodka up his ass

poop on him until he died.

fuck off this board is a pro putin board you fuckka

Thou shalt not kill OP. You won't get into heaven if you kill someone. Everyone knows that, except, apparently, you.

I wouldn't. Putin is my friend.

> bad dragon T-Rex XL

Here's a picture for the uninitiated

No?
Why would i do that?
He'll take over poland for us.

murder is the bad one, killing in war isn't sinful

Remember the Russian ambassador to Turkey?
Like that!

I would have him post Pro-Democratic shill posts online 24/7 until he dies from exhaustion. Let him die, bring him back to life and repeat.

Install a Communist regime in Russia so that he starves to death from the resulting famine.

I will put putine inside my belly and he would stay forever like pic related

By hitting his fist with your face over and over again

Same way he’s killed others. Polonium and clumsily faked suicides.

I'd show him this thread and we'd both laugh to death.

How would you kill OP?

I wouldn't since his life is already a miserable joke
Killing him would be mercy

I'd tie him down.
Duct tape his mouth.
Begin masturbating furiously.
I'd cum in his nostrils.
Then pinch them closed.
He would suffocate on my life...

> commie fantasy
> *draws bad dragon T-Rex xl*
> *teleports behind you*
> *pssht. nuthin personell, kid*

>Commie flag
>How would you kill a Communist?
Checks out... oh wait

Seriously, I love how the commie loving left are compelled to hate a fan of Communism like Putin.

I'd molest him to death....WITH MY PENIS.

With a swarm of drones that target poisonous payloads at him, maybe even radioactive. Something for which there is no antidote.

Small drones can pass unnoticed in a crowd.

This can be done during election meetings, when he will have to go close to crowds again.

Small drones are too small to be detected by radars, so they're perfect for the job. I hope someone does it.

fuck off soyboy commie

> hope someone does it
but who will our mainstream media and politicians blame for their own shortcomings once Putin died? A dead scapegoat is a bad scapegoat, after all.