How do i join hezbollah?

how do i join hezbollah?

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moqawama.org/
thechristiansolution.com/support/Judeo-Persian.pdf
my.mixtape.moe/uiruyv.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=3h065r8xEAI
stepfeed.com/hundreds-of-israeli-citizens-visit-lebanon-as-tourists-each-year-6945
haaretz.com/israel-news/1.822220
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I would stick my wee wee in and out of that cartoon girl until wee wee juice came out

no shitposts please

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Also, telling an Aussie NOT to shitpost.. Good luck PolandBall

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fuck you cunt
you too

step 1
>buy gun
step 2
>buy ammo
step 3
>load gun with ammo
step 4
>put barrel of gun on forehead, above the left eye
step 5
>pull trigger

Learn Arabic and go to their websites I guess

i hate australia

i don't think they have a website

Well you'll find more information in their language don't you think

Don't post at peak Australia hours if you don't want Aussie shitposts

Why would you want to join them anyways

because my life has no meaning and i want to kill some jews

Because they’re are lads

kek

Good, because we're fucking full.
But seriously, if you want to join the Islamic hordes just do the world a favour and kill yourself

Gas yourself

Well I found this site, seems to be theirs.
moqawama.org/

But the government must have had a talk with Google because they're refusing to translate it for me.
Also I don't think Hezbollah ever kills Jews really, they mostly just want to.
There are probably less retarded ways then joining a terrorist organization you can't speak the language of, Mr. F.riend B.uddy GUY

>t. Jews

Hezbollah is Anti-Israel not Anti-White.

My job here is done

Islam is Jewish you idiot.
Hezbollah are just Pharisaic instead of Saduceeic.

>uk*aine
of course they do
hezbollah was created to fight israel and the next israel-lebanon war is coming

>islam is jewish
lol

Lebanon has done nothing wrong though.

you go to hezbollah headquarters and start touching yourself and tell them you want to have sexual relations with men

Proxie war.
Saudia Arabia is fighting Lebanon not Israel itself.
Plus the Western world is on Saudias side

thanks for the link btw

true

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he said that hezbollah hate israeli state, you idiot, doesn't have to see one thing with the other

You should read more
thechristiansolution.com/support/Judeo-Persian.pdf

lol all I did was google hezbollah.com

Careful fad

>the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy

i don't care tbqh
i just want to kill israeli scum

Keep posting here

Bullshit. They killed hundreds of Americans in Lebanon and Iraq, and the Khobar Towers bombing as well. And if you want to start with that bullshit saying how they deserved it for being agents of ZOG I'll remind you they also assisted and participated in the Bosnian War against Christian Serbs. So unless you show me some evidence of Remove Kebab being a Jewish psyop you can fuck off faggot

>I don't care that mudslimes are jews
>I just want to kill jews

This is why I told you to kill yourself.

>Americans
good

Yugoslavians are not white Amerimutt

What animu is this?

Just, like, go find a bunch of Jews are shoot them. xD

>implying that hezbollah kills ((americans)) in USA soil and not in middle east.
kys faggot

The Louis CK approach
Bold, I like it

They're whiter than you, shitskin. Show your flag Ismail I'll bet your child bride sister that you're either living in LA Canada or London

First you need to get a bollah.
Then you hez bollah.

In Lebanon those troops were requested by the Lebanese government itself, in an effort to ensure all foreign fighters left the country and didn't destabilize it. Exactly the same thing Syria asked Russia for. Stupid fucking nigger. You're defending Islamic terrorists. I bet you'd support them assisting the Rohingya against the Zionist Buddhists too which Iran already called for a jihad on.

Hit them up on Facebook obviously.

Are you even real polack or just some shitskin immigrant?

real

by killing yourself
you fucking faggot

well your government is so stupid for send americans to fight foreign wars, As they say in my country, dirty rags are washed at home.
>Exactly the same thing Syria asked Russia
and americans support rebels, and hezbollah help syrian government,I don't know where you want to go with this.
>I bet you'd support them assisting the Rohingya against the Zionist Buddhists too which Iran already called for a jihad on.
hell no, i talk only about hezbollah, i don't care Rohingya.

Than just kill yourself, your life must be real shit anyway if you even come up with such an idea.

this

hezbollah more like EBOLA hahahahahahaha

im fucking funny as fuck

can't be worse than life in r*ssia

say 'ali! ali! ali! haydar!' and turn 360 degrees, three times in front of a mirror and nasrallah will appear via shia magic and guide you on your journey like a majoosi santa claus

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moar liek nigger

Instructions not clear enough. Somehow I joined the Democratic party.

i swear aussies are the worst

Eat a bunch of poison before bed and you'll wake up as a member.

>wants to join the most dangerous terrorist organization in the world right now
why?

Absolutely kill yourself my man.

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start by deleting system32 from your PC so the CIA can't track you.

AXIS OF RESISTANCE STRONGER THAN EVER
my.mixtape.moe/uiruyv.mp4

Death to Amerika
Fuck Israel
Curse upon the house of saud

Contact your local Iranian embassy.

Seriously, you know you love us.
We however hate terrorists so go die.

you have to yell at your ass,and when your ass is full of yell.aim it east and blast and soon you should have a letter in the mail.if your letter contains a bottle of fermented camel piss try again if it has a foreskin it means they have been compromised if it just contains more yell it means you fucked up a step if it contains a bomb you are in.its about fifty fifty if that bomb goes off though

kek you're like those girls from Europe who go join militant organizations in some shitholes because they think it will empower them or whatever.
You're probably gonna be raped too

youtube.com/watch?v=3h065r8xEAI

you clearly can't handle it .

hello brother! wanna join with me?

who let the jew out the oven?

Lebanon is superior to Israel. They have better food, good looking people, great night life.

Even Israelis want to visit Lebanon.

stepfeed.com/hundreds-of-israeli-citizens-visit-lebanon-as-tourists-each-year-6945

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If you want to die that badly, there's quicker ways like the aussie mentioned.

you saved my pic and used the same filename
so proud right now

Holy shit i've never witnessed aussie shitposting, truly a sight to behold.

Learn arabic, move there, ask around, eazy peazy.

You best be joking Moshe

Let's go!

got anymore? I enjoying the butthurt it causes

I don't recommend it. Just live and enjoy your life doing the things you enjoy. Scuba dive, mountain climb, write poetry, bird-watching, etc. Mankind is screwed no matter what it does. Industrialization merely amplified our already negative traits. Read Stirner and be your own man.

You are helping this world more by taking in stray dogs and feeding them than getting involved in futile politics.

Hezbollah took out a dozen Zi*nist bitchboys with one missile.

lol

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>imagine actually believing this
Just check every metric of quality of life and standard of living, but whatever, i'm not her for dick measurements.

Into the trash where they belong.

This, if the dumb polack actually joins them he'll end up being like the town bicycle.

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>killed hundreds of Americans
>on THEIR soil

Holy shit, I personally think the "le 56% face" meme is forced and shitty but you faggots honestly seem to deserve it.

come to poland my man, we have polish death camps waiting for you

THE SHIA CRESCENT IS COMPLETE

YOUR BITCHBOI IS DONE haaretz.com/israel-news/1.822220

Aren't they currently marching to rid themselves of people like you?

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Hezbollah is a political party. You could open a branch in Poland and it would be completely legal. Would probably still have to be able to speak Arabic to secure the deal with the main branch in Lebanon. Also remember that EU considers the militant wing of Hezbollah a terrorist organization (by the way Russia doesn't).

That's even worse than being a cuckold