You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet

You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet.

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it's full.

Only if you're non-white.

I've been told that they're full over there.

I already in.

Not black or Muslim, they'll just turn me back.

FUCK OFF YOU'RE FULL

you can't protect yourself from tyranny

fpbp

I lived in Perth for 8 years. I'm content to live the rest of my life in the US, thanks.

It's a shithole full of spiders and it's really fucking hot.

Shitty gun laws.

I tried but they said they don't accept anyone over 55% white.

get out!

Just wait a year or 2

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Because I was born here
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

Should have gone to East coast

Shit gun laws, shit property values, shit internet speeds. Also, "fuck off, they're full."

Way too hot. Skin cancer. drought. Ect.

Do you seriously want more kiwi cunts in your country, I could just book a $500 plane ticket to Aussie and fuck off to Adelaide to rob dealers

horrible internet options

das right nigga

its full of bogans, or worse still brits. the only bits worth living in are full and expensive. its basicsally the uk with better weather, so still completely shit

Of fucking degenerates. Every other fucker is a dyke or a fag. Every street corner the most well fed, healthy looking beggar with a plump dog and soft hands.
Every toilet caters to trannys and you tue national flag is the rainbow flag.

What the fuck happened to australia. Im pretty sure the remake of chopper will be about a butch and a petrol driven dildo.

Australia makes canada and sweden look like fucking nazis

Every single kiwi i've met in Australia has been a massive flamboyant faggot.

I don't like big bugs

What? It is not too hot.. Sure I had togo for my run when the sun went down and my plants are dying and I have seen birds dehydrated and near death.. Where was I going with this?

Too sunny.

You told me to fuck off and that you were full

what the fuck are you talking about, who the fuck do you hang around?

At least our buildings are still standing.

Who the fuck would want to live in NSW???

Move to QLD and you can be racist af to anyone, even the chinks are racist here

I don't like Cockney Irish accents and abos

Are they white
(Not Sup Forumss standard)

If not they're called Fa'afafines

I have dark hair and eyes and wouldn't want to get smashed into the curb.

I cannot abide the heat.

Melbourne... However we do not have tranny toilets that part is weird.

I live in Melbourne and I am racist as fuck to everyone, I just don't do it at work

I don't need to move to another Vancouver.

You brits certainly have a strange way of talking.

abide?? it's not 1850 anymore

Ya just gotta say, it's too fuckin hot ere.

Cause most likely im going to die from snake in my toilet seat

I don't like aussies in large doses

fuck off hohol

Neither do we.

I'm not a chink

Not a micronesian who loves paying $8 per gallon of milk.

>not a single post itt mentioning how every creature under the sun there can kill you

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OI CAHNT! OI YA FACKEN SEEKCAHNT FACKEN STRAYA CAHNT, WOAS GOUWEN OAN?

YEAH NAH NAH NAH, THET'D BE SEEK, CAHNT. HOW DO I MOUVE TO STRAYA, CAHNT?

Spiders, all the hostile flora that wants to murder you, i like living in big city, and yours are infested with disgusting faggots and commie-kikes.

Still if i got a job offer or something, i would probably move, just cause russia has absolutely no future and treats people like trash.

too many chinks and poos.

I live there too and the only faggot I ever had to put up with was one at work who kept talking about swallowing cum

Why is your country full of uncivilised white niggers?

To many sharks

it's full of phaggots

Everything there is designed to murder humans

You have ten seconds to explain why I should move there.

Reminder that the best way to live in today's society is a coastal Australian town.

99% white, no foreign scum, little to no tourists, surrounded by hard working whites that believe in good values.

Vid related, my home town:
youtube.com/watch?v=5_eX73tcE3s

The internet is shite thanks to the sharks attacking the underwater cables.

Gun laws too strict in a land of emus, /fit/aroos, and a fuckton of poisonous creatures.

Two things I love are guns and rabbits and you cunts regulate both.

I'd rather not live in a 3rd world country

No guns. It's a land full of faggots. Does that make you mad, Kangaroo Jack? You should shoot me with your gun.

Women are better here.

fuck australia down under bullshit

>implying we don't

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australia is down under bullshit

I'm sure your Juncker Socialist Refugee Union is working well.

Because I don't speak the language and wouldn't be able to assimilate properly as a result

I will give you a free emu egg

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They actually turned in their guns...

Deal. See you soon.

I like guns.

I too like guns and rabbits. Use the gun on the rabbit, good times, good food.

she looks 14 years old bud

Muh guns and also spiders. Other than that you lads are sound as fuck and you have some of the best bants coming at us or not. Cheers.

no guns

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We arent little bitches..

S P I D E R S

Oh just talking about sydney brisbane and melbourne. I didnt realize you are a tazmanian. Sorry about that, must have stopped some quality time with your sister.

If you are ever anywhere near sydney or melbourne i suggest you open your fucking eyes and literally count the dykes, alcoholics, twats in suits dressing up for a fucking burger, the insane amount of very healthy and able beggars, in a society where taxes are high and healthcare and benefits are easy to get..
Oh then count the rainbow and marxist flags and then open a paper which will tell you about trannys are good, straights are bad and australia is great.

Before you go back to blaming everyone but yourselves for the mess of being cucks.

Oh and people running a bit and having tattoos doesnt make you less of a cuck. As fucking well bet you have an unironic tribal tattoo and acdc tshirt.

Cuckralia.

Because if I moved there I’d be running that country within a week, and I can’t be bothered to run a nation of soyboys who want Melbourne turned into a safe space. Any nation that loses a war to a flightless bird is pussified beyond all belief

are you afraid of spiders or something you pansy?

Sorry that white women age like milk bud.

Shit gun laws, shit Internet speeds, shit loli laws, shit wildlife, etc.

too many chinks

Because my home is the UK.

Because I Already Live There.

>willingly eating sea bugs
fucking disgusting

>moving from a cold chinese colony to a scorching hot one

pointless. at least i can still own guns without having to deal with a full-blown nanny state

Only reason why I haven't left yet is because Johnny Taxpayer forks out for my medications and gives me NEETbux.

This cunt gets it

>be australian
>wake up next to me sistah
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get skin cancer because no ozone
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all my petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majesitc irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on my way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay my internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>head home for the day
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead
>finally get home, 1 bedroom 0 bathroom granny flat, 2.5 million AUD
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along
>cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

Fucken oath it is

I might accident'lly get killed.

I didn't know meth was on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme

Wominjeka.

I'm allergic to kangaroos

>be Australian
>be named Poida