You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to Australia yet
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Only if you're non-white.
I've been told that they're full over there.
I already in.
Not black or Muslim, they'll just turn me back.
FUCK OFF YOU'RE FULL
you can't protect yourself from tyranny
I lived in Perth for 8 years. I'm content to live the rest of my life in the US, thanks.
It's a shithole full of spiders and it's really fucking hot.
Shitty gun laws.
I tried but they said they don't accept anyone over 55% white.
Just wait a year or 2
Because I was born here
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
Should have gone to East coast
Shit gun laws, shit property values, shit internet speeds. Also, "fuck off, they're full."
Way too hot. Skin cancer. drought. Ect.
Do you seriously want more kiwi cunts in your country, I could just book a $500 plane ticket to Aussie and fuck off to Adelaide to rob dealers
horrible internet options
das right nigga
its full of bogans, or worse still brits. the only bits worth living in are full and expensive. its basicsally the uk with better weather, so still completely shit
Of fucking degenerates. Every other fucker is a dyke or a fag. Every street corner the most well fed, healthy looking beggar with a plump dog and soft hands.
Every toilet caters to trannys and you tue national flag is the rainbow flag.
What the fuck happened to australia. Im pretty sure the remake of chopper will be about a butch and a petrol driven dildo.
Australia makes canada and sweden look like fucking nazis
Every single kiwi i've met in Australia has been a massive flamboyant faggot.
I don't like big bugs
What? It is not too hot.. Sure I had togo for my run when the sun went down and my plants are dying and I have seen birds dehydrated and near death.. Where was I going with this?
You told me to fuck off and that you were full
what the fuck are you talking about, who the fuck do you hang around?
At least our buildings are still standing.
Who the fuck would want to live in NSW???
Move to QLD and you can be racist af to anyone, even the chinks are racist here
I don't like Cockney Irish accents and abos
Are they white
(Not Sup Forumss standard)
If not they're called Fa'afafines
I have dark hair and eyes and wouldn't want to get smashed into the curb.
I cannot abide the heat.
Melbourne... However we do not have tranny toilets that part is weird.
I live in Melbourne and I am racist as fuck to everyone, I just don't do it at work
I don't need to move to another Vancouver.
You brits certainly have a strange way of talking.
abide?? it's not 1850 anymore
Ya just gotta say, it's too fuckin hot ere.
Cause most likely im going to die from snake in my toilet seat
I don't like aussies in large doses
fuck off hohol
Neither do we.
I'm not a chink
Not a micronesian who loves paying $8 per gallon of milk.
not a single post itt mentioning how every creature under the sun there can kill you
OI CAHNT! OI YA FACKEN SEEKCAHNT FACKEN STRAYA CAHNT, WOAS GOUWEN OAN?
YEAH NAH NAH NAH, THET'D BE SEEK, CAHNT. HOW DO I MOUVE TO STRAYA, CAHNT?
Spiders, all the hostile flora that wants to murder you, i like living in big city, and yours are infested with disgusting faggots and commie-kikes.
Still if i got a job offer or something, i would probably move, just cause russia has absolutely no future and treats people like trash.
too many chinks and poos.
I live there too and the only faggot I ever had to put up with was one at work who kept talking about swallowing cum
Why is your country full of uncivilised white niggers?
To many sharks
it's full of phaggots
Everything there is designed to murder humans
You have ten seconds to explain why I should move there.
Reminder that the best way to live in today's society is a coastal Australian town.
99% white, no foreign scum, little to no tourists, surrounded by hard working whites that believe in good values.
Vid related, my home town:
The internet is shite thanks to the sharks attacking the underwater cables.
Gun laws too strict in a land of emus, /fit/aroos, and a fuckton of poisonous creatures.
Two things I love are guns and rabbits and you cunts regulate both.
I'd rather not live in a 3rd world country
No guns. It's a land full of faggots. Does that make you mad, Kangaroo Jack? You should shoot me with your gun.
Women are better here.
fuck australia down under bullshit
implying we don't
australia is down under bullshit
I'm sure your Juncker Socialist Refugee Union is working well.
Because I don't speak the language and wouldn't be able to assimilate properly as a result
I will give you a free emu egg
They actually turned in their guns...
Deal. See you soon.
I like guns.
I too like guns and rabbits. Use the gun on the rabbit, good times, good food.
she looks 14 years old bud
Muh guns and also spiders. Other than that you lads are sound as fuck and you have some of the best bants coming at us or not. Cheers.
We arent little bitches..
S P I D E R S
Oh just talking about sydney brisbane and melbourne. I didnt realize you are a tazmanian. Sorry about that, must have stopped some quality time with your sister.
If you are ever anywhere near sydney or melbourne i suggest you open your fucking eyes and literally count the dykes, alcoholics, twats in suits dressing up for a fucking burger, the insane amount of very healthy and able beggars, in a society where taxes are high and healthcare and benefits are easy to get..
Oh then count the rainbow and marxist flags and then open a paper which will tell you about trannys are good, straights are bad and australia is great.
Before you go back to blaming everyone but yourselves for the mess of being cucks.
Oh and people running a bit and having tattoos doesnt make you less of a cuck. As fucking well bet you have an unironic tribal tattoo and acdc tshirt.
Because if I moved there I’d be running that country within a week, and I can’t be bothered to run a nation of soyboys who want Melbourne turned into a safe space. Any nation that loses a war to a flightless bird is pussified beyond all belief
are you afraid of spiders or something you pansy?
Sorry that white women age like milk bud.
Shit gun laws, shit Internet speeds, shit loli laws, shit wildlife, etc.
too many chinks
Because my home is the UK.
Because I Already Live There.
willingly eating sea bugs
moving from a cold chinese colony to a scorching hot one
pointless. at least i can still own guns without having to deal with a full-blown nanny state
Only reason why I haven't left yet is because Johnny Taxpayer forks out for my medications and gives me NEETbux.
This cunt gets it
wake up next to me sistah
"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
get skin cancer because no ozone
get stopped by abos
their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
give them all my petrol anyway
apologise for invading their country
say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the majesitc irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
continue on my way
shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so can afford to pay my internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
head home for the day
get mugged by abos again
no petrol this time, give them some of my ping instead
finally get home, 1 bedroom 0 bathroom granny flat, 2.5 million AUD
switch on the tv
the wallabies lost to new zealand again
"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was mine all along
cry myself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
get bitten by spoidah
Fucken oath it is
I might accident'lly get killed.
I didn't know meth was on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme
I'm allergic to kangaroos
be named Poida
Not getting raped by Russia
instead of getting killed on purpose by a nigger
I wish it was meth. Weed even.
their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
Nogunz is literally the only reason.
Fuck off we're full!!!
This. FNQ master race
But they come to Australia for the bigger dick.
I probably fucked your missus
Everything will kill you there.
STOP THE BOATS!!!
Something, something, already at maximum capacity
they don't want me
shit.. i'm late
ayy, fucking God's country up here mate
Fuck me that's accurate and painful
Not bad cunt
What part of new Zealand is Austria even in?
Gun laws/how cucked Aussies are on guns. Like, what the fuck, guys?
NZ in Australia
Townsville reporting in, top shit mate
I thought you cunts had even darker niggers with fucking didgeridoos. Abos or something was it?
why do they all look the same? is it like the thing with facial features and down syndrome?
Why would I move to a country that's going to be Chinese in two decades?
Get a load of this chink.
Up the straights here.
Whites here are either bogans, ice addicts, or hipsters.
Non-whites usually consist of poo poos, chinks and ragheads.
I lived in Perth for 8 years. I'm content to live the rest of my life in the US, thanks.
please save me
there is over 20 000 species on this picture that can kill you
Because they are trying to abolish Father’s Day
move out of the city, poofter
Perth cunt here, what didn't you like about it?
Because I genuinely love my country
Also Australia is too fucking warm, I prefer the cold
Not a Bogan, Ice Addict or Hipster.
Used to eb sorrounded by hipsters though bluh
She hasn’t gone thru pewbertie yet fag
Let's play spot the chink!
You even sound like a fat neckbeard
Out of all the possible candidates for being afraid of that exist exclusively on the fiery hell island of Australia, you choose the roo?
Because I sold my property there to some chink for $8,000,000
Now I'm enjoying the retired NEET life at 26
Skippy is cool
I like vidya and having a decent internet connection and I don't like the sun or spiders that can kill me.
TFW FUCKIN INTERVIEW
Skippy gots something for ewe n his pouch
also pic related
be working on banana farm outside Cairns for the summer
me and my m8 cruising around, exploring
come to a town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
it's literally called "the aboriginal shire"
everyone is abo
all of the roads are dirt/gravel
scores of emaciated horses just wandering about aimlessly, blocking the "roads"
trash absolutely fucking everywhere
the horses nibble on it
abo children wearing bits of old cloth -- literally fucking loincloths -- chase after our car, shrieking nonsense at us
we are completely fucking astounded, not even saying anything to each other, no wtf's, nothing -- just trying to take it all in, mouths agape
see an at least 150kg+ abo matriarch and about a dozen of her spawn bathing in dirty brown runoff under a bridge like a gaggle of trolls
the houses are actually bits of old tin scrap
they all have graffiti on them but not stylized graffiti, just illiterate chicken scratch like the word "jesus" with a backward J
every single "property" has at least two 100% fucked smashed up cars up on blocks in the front "garden"
the beach is actually nice though
find an turtle on its back
flip it over
like 9 of these fucking jungle monkey children come bursting out of the bushes and threaten us with sticks
eventually decipher that they had intentionally overturned the turtle and were baking it alive in the sun, intended to eat it for dinner
they inform the adult gorilla people of our transgression
adult gorillafolk begin shuffling around, notifying each other of our as yet relatively unnoticed presence and looking over at us angrily
nope the fuck out of abo shire
and I never returned to Australia
do you know what you have done
Because our economy is about to drop off a cliff
Skippy is a male Kangaroo so...Fail
No guns, no snow, scary fucking wildlife, and Abos.
You guys are awesome otherwise.
Uh... again, sorry that your country women age like milk. Japanese age like wine. A 50 year old women here looks younger than a 30 year old caucasian woman.
no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
downright draconian gun laws
need a license for fucking air rifles
need a fucking license for paintball guns
need a license for crossbows
airsoft is banned
LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
novelty toy-like lighters are banned
smokeless tobacco is banned
toys containing beads are banned
need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
plain packaging on cigarettes
absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
e-cigarettes are banned
many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
How big of an oven do I need to cook a fairly large emu? Probably not this year, but one of these Thanksgiving
Serves you right for going to Tully you dumb cunt
Sounds like the white answer to me. Gotta have a good meter of snow per year at least
they all have graffiti on them but not stylized graffiti
just illiterate chicken scratch like the word "jesus" with a backward J
Shall Not Be Infringed
you went to the wrong place
The fact that these places even exist in your country is a fucking disgrace. FNQ is third world m8 it's worse than Mexico
I got out of dodge before that bubble burst, Chang can deal with that not me. I can stay in hotels if I visit Australia.
abos are a completely different creature than niggers. Abos sniff petrol and fall asleep in the street, not rape white womyn and commit 90 percent of all violent crime.
I just moved up on the budgiewoi lake
Australian on vacations always strike me as nice but a bit uneducated and lacking any sophistication in their taste.
I could almost live with that, but breeding that is a different issue. Couldn't do that to my own kids... At least the ones I'd claim
tfw i woke up and it was snowing outside today
also it wasn't Tully I'm trying to figure out where it was now -- these communities are all over that shithole state
I'm not "Asian". Resent history shows that's the only kind you want
i already live here
Lived in Avoca, Kinny, Terrigal, and Bensville over a period of 17 years.
I own a gun
too bad it's a massive fucking nanny state
I'd rather move to Canada, live in comfy BC and still own guns without dealing with a massive fucking nanny state.
Fuck off cunt we're full!
F U L L
Tauranga is in NZ which is consistently ranked as one of the best countries in the world world in terms of personal freedom and has better gun laws than Canada
scores of emaciated horses just wandering about aimlessly
His story checks out, exactly that on palm island, they were brought there to teach the local indigenous people some skills for farm work but ended up abandoned. Similar story with the dogs there, they get additional government benefits to feed their dogs but they just spend it on grog and smokes then let the dogs loose and abuse them, it's fucking shocking and third world but capital city hipsters will pretend everything's whitey's fault.
This. OP is a Jew.
sssssh, we don't want leafs coming here
I honestly do not care what biased genetic studies have "confirmed" over the years. You can tell an Aborigine from a mile away. The same goes for African Americans. Why is it that we use a lizard that was introduced decades ago to a small island as evidence of evolution, but we refuse to acknowledge the difference between human "species." Creed bridge seems like a pretty fucking fitting CAPTCHA.
I'm surprised that a roo couldn't get out of a pool.
Needs more chlorine.
and has the body of a 5 year old you pedo faggot
Step off plane
Get bit by spider/snake/whatever
Also too much SJW bullshit.
not a nanny state
better gun laws than canada
Not true at all. Unlike NZ you do not need a reason to own guns in Canada on a regular license, nor are they mandatory police interviews and inspections.
which anglo country have you had the best experience with and the worst experience with as far as tourists go?
Aboriginal skin pigmentation is a recessive gene. One of the few types in the world. Australia tried to 'breed out the blacks'
Big movie about it : Rabbit Proof Fence
I'd rather live in objectively the greatest and freest nation on Earth.
In our country women grow actual breasts
Because there's a thread right below this one saying I shouldn't
too fucking hot
all kinds of nasty animals to deal with
slow as fuck internet
Right in. That little girl doesn’t even have any bewbs. Period. Ya and no period. Period. Pedo fag, this dude
She is 22. I can almost taste your tears of jealousy through my screen.
Stay Fat Burger.
It's true.. born and bred queenslander here about to vote in some "racists" into the state parliament in a week and a half..
all those nigs, coconuts and lebs.. how could you not be racist!
Because you're full.
Full of retards.
The most powerful feminist country is and will always be Australia , so no thanks
What exactly about NZ would classify it as a nanny state? You don't need a reason to own a gun on a standard license in NZ either and there is only a mandatory inspection when you apply for it to check that you have adequate storage (i.e. something that locks). The interview is just to check that you're not a psychopath -- it's literally just like putting down two references on a CV and the police call up and go "hey is there any reason your neighbour might be dangerous??" If they say yes they would investigate but otherwise no issue.
If you want to own pistols you have to belong to a recognized gun club. The only time you need a specific reason is if you want to own MSSAs
Sez the worlds whipping boy.
guy from work moved back from QLD because he lost his job in the mines up there. He said this place has made him more racist
too many anglos there
I'll move after the place succumbs to east asian master races.
Did I say she wasn't of legal age Kyle? No. I said she "has the body" of a 5 year old. Have fun teaching English and making 30,000k a year faggot.
Her monkey ears are bigger than her boobs. Lol
CERN will open a portal to Saturn and Switzerland will become the plot of Doom.
Canada doesn't require mandatory inspections or police interviews.
whats so nanny state about nz
extremely high alcohol and tobacco tax
mandatory helmets to ride a bicycle
Just from the top of my head.
What? Stop doing drugs Frog
They can't cause we're FUCKING FULL YOU DAWWWG CUNT!
only faggots from xbox live play paintball/airsoft,
but bicycle helmet laws are unironically the worst thing about australia besides the internet
Just Melbourne. Brisbane has the standard/lower level of lefty nuts
Technically it isn't, but neetbux = free drugs.
While, I am not an Engrish Teacher, I would rather do that and have access to pic related than have to deal with the niggers and landwhales that populate Burgerland.
I don't want to die or get mugged by chimpanzees wearing clothes.
The tobacco tax is not as high as Australia but regardless it's not to "nanny" us into not smoking. In fact, quitting smoking is the last thing they want us to do. It's a cash generating scheme for the government.
The alcohol tax is an Australian thing, our alcohol is cheap af
The bicycle helmet thing is true?? I just googled it, I didn't actually know because I never wore a helmet riding a bike growing up or all through uni and I never had a cop stop me -- never seen or heard of that happening ever m8
Anything else? Seems a bit ridiculous that you will hold >50% Asian Hongcouver in Cucknadia in higher regard than 90% white South Island NZ where everybody and their dog owns guns, trucks, and land but whatever lmao
calling any other majority white nation shit
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT!
yeah my brothers on DSP for schizophrenia and he spends it on meth
Jokes aside, we really are full and at breaking point. Our Country is huge, but most of it is desert with very little water and farming capable land.
Right now are we already having water shortages and thus water restrictions put in place.
Rockingham here, what part of Perth you in?
I'm not white.
post on a Samoan sunrise tapestry appreciation board
claims to have access to these women
Looking at them through your bedroom window doesn’t count as access you sperg
Every time i see something about aussie , it's always about femenist who want to ban men right. you know they make a statement to literally ban men to join the army , and was accepted.
Can confirm sheepshagger, fnq is our Mexico.
What the fuck is a gallon
That wasn't true. Btw everytime i see something about france its just another terrorist attack.
too many soyboy faggot ass retards within 800 miles of Smellbourne
The absolute rage of you incels living in your shitty countries with your fat and toothless women (at 25) is priceless.
Stay mad Achmed.
I prefer the USA
would you like a turmeric soy latte?
No guns, fuck you all
We're full you thick fuck, stop giving them ideas.
too many soyboy faggot ass retards within 800 miles of Smellbourne
Thankfull this it relatively small change for our nation... Even if in the wrong system.
Don't worry I wouldn't want to live in a cucked society that doesn't allow guns you bitch
AhAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA that filthy persian cunt lol
because your entire country has less population than one city in japan
also, white people are fat
also be snow/maple nigger
have choice of comfy borean tundra or high levels of temperature wasteland
live with a friendly moose and squirrels or die from either emus or 10 million types of spiders
i'm staying in my frozen wasteland
Shes evolving cat ears
I have a trained pet spider I use to kill people with
Would rather live with whites than asians
I couldn't live with her ears, they could be useful to hang onto in certain circumstances but they're clearly a genetic defect.
8.5 million armed, autistic German mountain Jews versus all the forces of Hell
flag is literally a medpack so they basically have infinite health cheats on all the time
Mate who are you kidding? The Swiss would have Satan using the Matterhorn as a dildo before the day was through.
fuck off chink
are nips shaving their puss now?
cute joke, but seriously. You have no civil personal liberties over there. And as the ENTIRE world has moved on from gay marriage you all are still talking about it. A topic that was seriously so last decade you are still talking about it. Most people have already forgotten about gay marriage.
I'm trying mate, but it's hard as fuck and they changed the rules right before I was about to get a sponsorship leading to permanent residency. Now I have to do a shit ass Rural Migrants visa and drive a tractor in the middle of fucking nowhere for two years to get in.
fauna is nope
Once you develop a routine with spiders they're not so bad, just shake your clothes and check your boots out before you plonk your foot on a funnel web.
These are the important questions
Probably cause it’s dead?
I want you to mentally reposition her facial "features".
The monkey ears are not the biggest problems.
point i'm trying to make is that you are last in everything and not that much of an interesting country. So calm down. Your country is gay and you all are all drunks and have no patriotism or sense of personal freedom or pride unlike America.
fauna is nope
650,000 Abos versus over a million rapefugees - take your pick.
Look it up, so much of that movie was fictionalized
go suck on your gun barrel
Ausfag here and I agree with the /fit/aroos comment. My housemate is one and is a literal cuck. His gf had a month's long affair and he took her back lol what a pathetic fag, yet he thinks he's footy hero king dick.
work for government or bank
digging shit from the ground is all we do
not much usable land
highest immigration rate in western world
dumb, pacified population
highest house prices in the world
middle class welfare
low variance in pay between jobs
no laws to protect free speech
just an outpost of the USA
politicians bought by whoever pays the most
boring land with boring people whose quality of life is quickly being eroded
alex jones would never be found in a place like Australia
just nothing happens here
basically just one step up from black people countries that let the multinationals mine their land
no tech hubs or tech jobs
Do I need to go on?
truly very embarrassing for you
About 4.5 l
I don't want to live in a country that can't win wars against its own wildlife.
member of the British commonwealth doesn't know what a British imperial gallon is
That's the problem. We haven't used pints or gallons since the 60s. Plus the seppos don't use imperial. We metric nao
What an embarrassment you should remove that Union Jack and put a French cuck stamp there instead.
The government gives you rights instead of recognizing them as inseparable from the nature of your existence.
using both metric and imperial
using fractions instead of decimal
Get on my level leaf
I died a little watching this
Multicuturism cancer and Femenazis
we have no politician like trump. closest is a dumb lady who runs a fish and chip shop.
hahahah you're a great larper man. I love anti-white incel whites that have to settle for chinks and nips.
little to no tourists
It is filled with Australians.
Cause I already live in a better country.
last year I raped a japanese man
Settle? It is an upgrade. Sorry to burst your burger, fatso, but:
Japanese women > American women
I want more of a UK climate without the immigrants
Brother in law (disowned by his family now) is on unemployment and his crack whore is on "single parent" - they spend it all on ice not their kids/rent/food.
Ice is shit aye
Snakes, Spiders and Australians
Rain and wind? Really?
Whatever makes ya happy bud
Climate, wildlife, financial, people.
who /moving to the US/ here? suck shit noguns faggots
enjoy your brown grandchildren if you do that
Why would anyone move to Australia if New Zealand exists?
Been to Sydney before.
Have to say the cucked self defense laws are actually rage-inducing, and the leftists there are absolutely insufferable too.
It was your typical big, blue-voting city here in the US, just with more socially accepted alcoholism
I heard you guys are full
I don't meet the shitposting quota.
because i cant make australia my home
Seems so fucking comfy. Anglo white people AND palm trees. WHY LIVE