This is the woman behind the new LOTR show

Do you think (((she'll))) resist inserting modern politics? Will Sauron be Trump?

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Dont think anyone will take kindly to a hoebag ruining LOTR

This will be Ghostbusters all over again. The best part is we'll be able to have a perfect 1:1 comparison to see how diversity affects a story

Has that ever stopped (((them)))?

>LOTR show
discarded

How will they get around the word lord, which is for males? The feminine is lady. Just pretend it doesnt mean that? They are all going to be british speakng black muslims right?

By the way, that's just a tiny taste of the bullshit she spews on Twitter.

Yes, it has.

>They are all going to be british speakng black muslims right?
Probably not British speaking since that would be too European, but the rest is correct. Sauran will be played by Alec Baldwin as Trump.

let me guess, they'll diversify the fuck out of it

Morgan Freeman as gandalf the black. Calling it now.

black protag, screencap this

No, first they'll talk about how Tolkien, who was an Englishman and probably hated everyone East of Dover, would have been in favour of diversity(this is like how they act like Shakespeare and other great literary figures would have been "allies" because gay people like theatre and therefore people they like must have liked them).
Then once you've got that idea in your head they'll diversify it and then act like you're the idiot because it's what the original author would have wanted and our culture will accept that.

Not lotr!

I, for one, am looking forward to the new LOTR series. Justice.

I’ll be surprised if Aragon isn’t black. Seriously even in the hobbit was there a single black guy?

I'll just leave this here so we can decide whether or not to charlie hebdo the studio:

that's fake yes fake image not real lies made to hurt me

Hopefully they do it in arabic then with english subtitles.

you underestimate the number of soybois and numales out there who will watch this and love it

Not just LOTR show, it's a prequel, so presumably between the Hobbit and LOTR

Meaning she has free license to make shit up. Expect a cast of focus group diversity hobbits with a white male villain

>dev patel as saruman

I'd probably watch that

First transgender middle-earther also.

>leaving a woman in charge of LOTR
Into the trash it goes

>leftist woman in charge of LotR
Well, there goes another fond childhood memory.

She should be woman of color though. I mean its 2017

That's fake r-right?

It's a fan cast thankfully

Yes there wont be so many men.

I hope they go all the way in ruining this.

my fucking sides
that nigger will steal the ring and try to pawn it off for crack

She'll be countered by Sup Forums twisting her show to be anti minority by comparing the orcs to them accurately. I wouldn't doubt one of the autists could come up with a way to portray all of it as a talking peace against illigal immigration/mass immigration

I think in the third movie there are a few black guys in the background of the town before Smaug destroyed it.

Orcs will be white

>mfw the entire cast gets BLACKED

>people working in hollywood are lefties
shocking

LAWD OV DA RANGZ

I don't care because they aren't remaking LOTR, they are making some garbage set in the lotr universe. Set in the shadow of war universe. No matter what, they can't take a very nearly totally uncucked execution of Tolkien's western masterpiece away from us. Its ours, and it can never be stolen.

>Post your face when Froddo becomes Fosho', Pippin becomes Pimpin', and Bilbo keeps the ring on because the father figure isn't around.

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>British speaking

#ComeyResign

>yfw the Orcs are all fucking white males

LOTR nerds will hate it no matter what. Women writers are pure cancer and ruin every show. Look at GoT and Walking Dead. Then look at shows that never hired female writers like Sopranos and the Wire.

>this is like how they act like Shakespeare and other great literary figures would have been "allies" because gay people like theatre and therefore people they like must have liked them
Or like how Jesus would be a communist Antifa member burning down white structures?

It's not going to be a remake of LotR. It's going to be a prequel. Apparently based off the 'Shadow of' games. Which piss on the books anyways.

>it was obvious
>totally not deliberate
>we didn't even think about it!
>no propaganda here

>leaving a woman in charge of anything
Into the shredder

The cast will be filled with blacks and empowered women.

I'm not gonna watch it. The Peter Jackson movies were a near perfect representation.
There is no need for another one except to improve the CGI. He should do that, just remaster it with better CGI.

if this is memed to the point that public thinks its real. Coud it create big enough backlast to change the accual cast?

They'll all be gay transgender niggers

You tell that Sauron nigga.... Omar coming.

it would more likely get taken up as a good idea than a bad one.

Yeah, this needs to be stop circulated. It might give them ideas

What the fuck is the Tolkien estate doing? Why hasn't Chris Tolkien wrested the rights back from Warner Bros? I thought the man hated the adaptations.

Gandalf the ash, with a big nose.
"YOU SHALL NOT GAS!"

Orcs will become whites, the people of gondor will become black, what a time to be alive

It will be LoRDzA OF DA BLINGz

slow clap

The niggers will have short hair magically also. Wonder if they'll try to suggest the nigger females they parade around will have spells that make their hair not pubic, or go full fro

he meant arabic, common mistake

The same thing they did to “singer” and “actor” to mean for females as well after empowered wiminz referred to themselves as that instead of their lady versions.

heehehehehehehehehehe

Expect a lot of new dom fetish porn with ladies referring to themselves as lords.

Write your own medieval fiction literature. Stop stealing my fucking culture you culture appropriating asshole!

I suppose it would make sense that a leaf would want English to be renamed so.

why would anyone watch this regardless

Do you know how the Americans first came into being?
They were Anglo's once, taken by the dark powers. Tortured and mutilated...a ruined and terrible form of life! And now, perfected: my fighting Amerimutt.
And whom do you serve?

>ISRAELLLLL

>Gal "I'm totally not a trany" Gadot
>woman

Well it could be made so bad that but yet believable that if they do take it seriusly, the show will be complete shit and leave a bitter taste of multiculturalism to the viewers mouth. Or just anger the base and make amazon do a """respectable""" adaptation
I can't really come up with any suggestions but you know what i mean.

WE WUZ LORDZ N SHIT

I wonder what the Aryan Sauron tell to an oppressed black Gandalf : Make Mordor Great Again maybe ?

I mean something like this level of bad where the ideas they might get are really bad or if the public gets mad they won't cast that many blacks

It's missing Deshaunwise Blackji

yes, the libs have no writing ability whatsoever so all of their political commentary is incredibly heavy handed and their movies and tv shows aren't watchable

It's going to be like Marvel Comics, how their sales went through the shitter after making a black iron man, a female thor, a mexican ghost rider, and a black nick fury.

That is wrong. The Nazgul have to be white. They are the pure evil, how could you forget that?

I read the Hobbit when I was in the 4th grade. It was the hardest book I had ever read at the time, and it took me about a month to finish (I fucking loved reading). Since then, I have always been a huge Tolkien fan, I've read everything from Tom Bombadill to the Silmarillion. Hell, I've even branched out and started to read Lewis as well, especially his philosophical writings. The reason the LOTR movies were so successful (in my opinion) due to how faithfully they were adapted. Peter Jackson went out of his way to ensure everything was perfect. Then we get to the Hobbit. Forced diversity, Mary Sue characters, love triangles and characters that outright NEVER HAPPENED. CG everywhere, barely any real sets or props, in addition to the aforementioned worse above led to perhaps one of the most obvious cash grabs I've seen since Ghostbusters 2K16.

Kaepernick as Elrond.
>Gondor calls for help!
>takes a knee

As a woman I'm glad they are making an adaptation even I can understand

Is it a woman? She'll ruin it. /thread.

Why does she get to meddle with British culture? Tolkien didn't write the books so some leftie bitch could make them irrelevant and shit.

>checked
you can't self-/thread faggot
you're right though, a woman will ruin it

Forest Whitaker as Gimli would actually be pretty funny desu.

Jesus was a shitskin

wow the actual first good use of this meme well done user

>sharon
Oy vey

If (((they))) actually make a new LOTR film/series.
They put 1 single actor that is not as white/ as dark/same race as the original characters and i'll organize Operation Lord of the Kangz to brutally strike the new LOTR film/series.

It'll be an overweight woman, before proclaiming that Gandalf can take any form and that being Amy Poehler allows him to stealthily travel because no one would expect her vast potential.

>tfw we will finally learn Aragorn's tax policy

Better work on that now.
Hollywood is deadset on ruining everything with their PC shit.

>ayo hol up, u aint rolling by here

No, i'll better wait and see.

And his immigration policy.

>Orcfugees welcome
You know they will.

You don't want your LegolasXGimli happening? Nor do you want Boromir and Aragorn having a tryst before Amon Hen? What about Smeagol/Gollum being a male/female and the Elves having clothing similar to Muslim culture? What about expanding Shelob's role to have her help destroy Sauron? Let's kill off Theoden at Helms Deep instead and have Eowyn lead the Rohirrim at dawn. Let's have Gandalf the Grey be a male but is reborn as a PoC female as Gandalf the White. We'll change the Eye of Sauron symbol to resemble the Nazi and Confederate flag.

>women
>making something besides babies

I wish (((they))) would never adapt Turin's story.
A masterpiece of a tragic legend that doesn't deserves to be brutalized, and they'd probably push some sort of nigger in the main role anyways.

i would get started on that right away, this is a new front in the meme war, making that show dead on arrival.

they released the cast already I think, he is black