Behold, the power of Eur*pe

>an army led by a woman from a country infamous for changing sides and manned by Germany who has never won a war and France who are known for surrendering

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are Euroweenies so pathetic and beta?

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Implying they wont invade you once they have conquered poland

What I want to know is, what for? All these countries ever used their armies for is to bomb mud huts in iraq.

>Euroshits invading Fortress Britain

Good one lmao, those cucks have been trying to invade us for a thousand years

Hello Putinbot!

Poast every day about EU army! Every Day! We must have more EU army posts and balkanigger posts and Russia is superpower (though it isn't) posts.

Bump for slide threads since they are no longer pruned that means they are approved.

Not like it matters. Continental Europeans have totally lost their appetite for war. Only Anglo nations recognize the need to keep your steel sharp.

Good hurry up and shitcan NATO.

Can’t wait until these euroniggers get off the US defense welfare

The bongs invited in their invaders in 1688, and now the invaders just dictate policy to them, no need for an invasion.

They'll never leave NATO voluntarily. If they did they'd have to spend more than the NATO minimum on defense and most of these nations already find that unpalatable.

>Calls 1688 an invasion

The fucking state of Amerimutt history class

>Good one lmao, those cucks have been trying to invade us for a thousand years

And they've been very successful most of the time, but obviously a britbong wouldn't know their own history.

That was because the US told them to. Now with their own army, they can use it to enforce EU laws.

Bowing down to traitors who invite in invaders in 1688.

fucking bong "education" on display once again.

not only a woman, but a woman who can't even look straight

ahahahahaha britbongs going full DAMAGE CONTROL

time to pay debts, oh, and we are taking back gibraltar

So how does this make sense, aren't both NATO and the EU globalist assets and play on the same side?

You can't be a traitor if your "King" is a filthy Catholic

>britcuck acting all mighty again
REMAINDER TIME

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years'_War

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cockhole assblasted he can't downvote Sup Forums posts like they do on Reddit.

This is great, now other places like Japan need to defend themselves as well, so the USA doesn't have to pay for it.

Oh boy, can't wait to completely roflstomp another completely irrelevent spanish speaking country and have you all cry about it non-stop for the next century.

Amerigoblin IQ

Psychopaths often have that wonky eye. Just sayin.

Name one invasion since 1066 you mong.

We'll do to you what we did to your retarded jungle spic son, you greasy Moor

Litaraly just blockade you and starve you to death m8

>23 countries vow to help defend each other
How will they defend each other when they rely on other to defend them?

They're not on the same side. NATO is just a list of U.S. vassals. An EU army would upset that apple cart. We don't actually want strong allies.

>Rebuilding the Waffen-SS

to stand up to big bad putin. which is fucking laughable. russia could obliterate their pathetic attempt at an army

Im not going to defend anyone except Finland.

That is all I swore an oath to.

gotta keep you best ally close, and even if that means spending 5 trillion in the middle east god damn it. Fucking anti semites

Now now goyim when we tell you to shoot your much larger neighbor becuse sweden is bieng progressiv you better fucking do it goy.

>meanwhile in real life..


JUST

Good one.

>blockade
>implying Euroshits have a navy capable of beating ours

Lmao

Hey bongs do you need our help with these euroaches? I'm pretty sure you can handle it yourself but I wouldn't mind bombing the all-tranny divisions they muster up with you

You tried to invade Britain and now a part of your country is under British control. Funny, isn't it?

An EU army would be great for the protection of the great citizens of Europe in the wake of Russian expansion in Crimea and their continuing support of forces in Ukraine

>Imply russia doesn't

Sup Forums ETERNALLY BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>we've never been successfully invaded

t. celtic/roman/saxon/norman rapebaby

They at least have some spine and the will to do what is needed. Would do you well to chomp at the bit a little more. We all know you will eventually though.

Soon. I dream of mowing down Merkel's Transgender Turk Divisions and Macron's Wheelchaired Algerian Battalions

>literally anything led by a woman

The EU Army is going to invade Poland. How do we stop them

How's brexit working out for ya, pal? Last time I checked, your country still looks like and will increasingly look like

Lets be real, most of the defence welfare now goes to supporting the millions of immigrants.

this

>woman
dead before it even launched

a army big enough to protect the entirety of europe could just as easily completely conquer europe.


this is extremely stupid

>manned by Germany who has never won a war
>british "education"

Pretty sure we got what we wanted though. The forts.

Their aircraft carrier is powered by coal lmao, we all saw it in the English Channel. It was hilarious. Plus Russia isn't an enemy. They are an enemy of the EU and therefore a friend.

How can Europe expect to afford a decent army? Most of them tax their people like 50% to support insanely socialist governments with tons of gibs and regulations. How will they also pay for a military on par with the u.s., Russia or China?

I hear the Jews in your country pushed hardest for a Brexit.

we have IDs on this board

>she
Lmao it's part of the plan you roman rape baby

It's going well actually. Dadvid Davis cucked Parliament by saying if they vote down the Hard Brexit deal they will just leave with no deal. Slimy underhanded EU tactics to keep us in have failed HAHAHAHAHAHA

Stalin approves of you spending disproportionate resources on objectives.

>France are known for surrendering

t. The nation which has lost almost every war they have ever fought against the French

youtube.com/watch?v=hI5_pMvLZd8

The funny part is when there's bongs out there who unironically believe the UK is a ethnically homogenous nation of its own, and not a miniature EU - a patchwork of different countries and peoples (Welsh, Scottish, English and Northern Irish)

Name one war Germany has won.

Prussia isn't Germany.

>Wheelchaired Algerian Battalions

Meanwhile Ireland will not be joining

>based Irish, British and Polish alliance when?

Still british navy is shit know and never know when Germany wants to expand its muslim empire.

I didnt know communism was a religion.

Italy isn't a country. You don't have a currency or a border. You're literally a region of Belgium, a country we made up.

Not even counting that you will go to war once a month then cry and apologise

To enforce the existence of EU against nationalist rebellions once leaving EU has been made illegal.

Name the last war Britain fought and won on its own against a first world country, without the help of (((Allies))).

>streamlining production
>no more imports from America all EU gear will be produced by the EU
>combined training
>organized supply routes

you're not a country either, moron. And if you reply "England", you don't have a currency of your own either.

I am not a fan of these happenings, not at all.

If it was from a american or from a russian, I could understand, but from a brit ?

Seriously mate, you really think you have the right to speak about "Muh defence" ?

You guys still need to get up on that navy game. How hard would it be for you to float like 5 carrier groups?

If that were true their empire would've been number 1 and everyone would be speaking French.

Hint: that isn't the case.

Angry G*rms hiding behind the EU memeflag, as usual.

Weres my shwasticka?

You right OP, Britain already ran back to their inbred cesspool naked like they did in 1940.

Russia and Murrica isn't going to save you this time though.

At the end of the day you're simply going to need more bodies, more tonnage of war machines, and more tonnage of bombs & missiles. When you fools tried to do a sustained bombing campaign in north Africa that shit was pure comedy. Put your total incompetence and unpreparedness on display for the whole world to see.

I don't even know how to respond to this level of stupid.

Since when aren't you allowed to have allies in a war lmao

I know you're German so you can remove that meme flag.

Germany has never won a war.

The UK is a country, dipshit.

WW3 is coming I can feel it. Germany will need to be stopped once again.

We're the only relevant country in Europe, surrender monkey.

Why is Luvia so perfect?

Sooner or later they're going to declare war on Poland and Hungary for not opening our borders. Especially when the western european countries will have a muslim majority.
It'll be a tool of jihad.
Western europe got it easy by opening their borders, they just got replaced. We're going to be totally annihilated, maybe even nuked. But I'd rather have that.

>Russia and china below uk
Lol

The US should pull out of NATO
make new treaties with the UK and eastern Europe
We'll see how your faggot socialist programs will be funded when you faggots have to pay for your own defense

You elected Macron lmao

You don't have a border lmao

You don't have a currency lmao

You are the most Muslim country in Western Europe lmao

Joan of Arc got burnt alive by us lmao

Napoleon got defeated by us making us the world superpower lmao

France didn't even last a week against Germany lmao

France had to be liberated by her oldest enemy twice lmao

French people cry when speaking English because it reminds them of our superiority lmao

no we totally will.....you on the other hand...whats this twice now and you're still ungrateful?

eat shit muzzie.

Yeah sure

Europe marches on Poland..Russia states russian speaking orthodox poles being mistreated etc...Russia fucks up euro cucks... fucks up muslim brotherhood since no more euro cucks to exploit... christendome rises again, ultra conservative orthodox emerges...Trump and Putin best buds now divide up Euro spoils....taste of deus vult too STRONK ..MARCH ON JERUSALEM...TIME TO CLEANSE THE HEATHENS...DEUS VULT!!!!

>Japan and Canada registering anywhere near regional power

Completely legit.

Don't forget that EU countries will have to give up their armies once this is approved.
No army = no more countries leaving

>Its an EU faggots creaming over Hitler have a mental breakdown at our fortress nation episode

J-J-JUST STARVE THEM BRO
W-WE'LL BLOCKADE THEIR ISLAND!!11

>muh Australia
>muh Canada
>muh Indians

Come on now... The mongols actually fought their way through. You guys pretty much just ratfucked a bunch of empty lands, sometimes kicking out peacefull Catholic settlers, see Acadians, while fueling wars in Europe against France and Spain with your dirty money.

Perfidius Albion, you earned that title alright.

Lol germany litraly just made its 4th reich