Flat vs Cowtits, who wins?

Flat vs Cowtits, who wins?

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A truly difficult choice.

Cowtits.

Flat is for bitch boy faggots who are intimidated by girls and closet homos.

Flat is justice

Fat would win in a popular vote but flat is truly the choice of the patrician.

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Feels good being a pedo, eh?

The best girl of all time has cow tits. So therefore cow tits are superior.

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>anime
>pedo
what did she mean by this

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Fuck off.

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Flat chests are reserved for cute girls. If they have cow tits, they are loud and obnoxious and nobody likes them.

It's best when they have one and want the other and are put together in a series where they are jealous of each others body.

The best part of being a pedo is people get mad at you just for existing.

The answer is to have two wives, one who's a titty monster cow and the other who's a feisty flat chested sexfiend.

And then you and the flat chested girl can sexually bully the cowtits. Or on occasion you and the cowtits can bully the flat chested sexfiend. Or the two of them can sexually bully you together.

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BIG

Both.

> doesn't know the glory of cheesecake


Girls with big tits need a thicc frame to support them or it looks flat out wrong. When a girl has good proportions + big tits, flat just can't compete.

Nyuu!!

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Stop.

One of each

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Damn right it does!

How could a flatty ever do this?

Flat: Closet pedo who likes washboards and men

Cowtits: A grown respectable man who likes his girls to look like women and play about with funbags and is not gay

Cowtits:13 year old boys

Flat: Neckbeard Manchilds that can never talk to women

I am a simple man, therefore I shall choose the reasonably average sized one.

>closet homos.
>closet

You are a boring man, the type that only ever goes for the middle ground.

Ninjas!

Could't say it better

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Both belong to big ones

That's wrong though.

Flat is filled with nothing.

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>Mami is the only meguca to get hetero porn

What's the point of them being women if they dont have no cow tits? Boards are only a step above feminine men and thats because their pussy dont smell like shit.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little

>if they dont have no

I agree, only the best boys(female) can be called women.

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It's all about proportion. When the tits are bigger than the head, the girl looks like a fucking alien. Shit needs to make anatomical sense or else it's offputting.

When you're working with dfc, the proportions come into play as well. You can't have washboard tits when the rest of the body lacks femininity.

Size by itself doesn't make much difference. You have to account for all the elements. Overall though, there are more ways to fuck up cow tits than dfc.

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How can something with no volume be filled?

Middle size is besr

Cow tits look cheap

Good-looking implants are expensive.

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Cowtits never win for me. The biggest I find acceptable are Hanakawa Tsubasa's from Mono. Flat is love. Flat is life.

best

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