Oh shit

>what do you do?

ask where's best girl asuka

Let her do.

M-make love with her, s-senpai

Earth was fun while it lasted.

...wait no it wasn't, bring on the sexy schoolgirl hivemind.

[email protected]

Burst into Tang

hug Rei

> the "legal text"
Clever meta-joke

This.

Asuka is always with you.

I'd actually like the tangening to happen. Hugging Rei before that is just a bonus.

Make America Tang Again

Turn flaccid.

>ywn hug your waifu and turn into tang
holy shit, make me one with the mankind already

For how long do I get to hug her before I turn into orange tang?

Filing divorce papers with her 5th husband LOL

Her left arm looks wonky as fuck.

Embrace eternity?

Wait fuck, no, that's the wrong comic book.

Get turned into TANG, son.

She looks like she's enjoying herself playing Invisible Twister so I would join, too

What the hell John, stop giving people my email!

Damn, I usually play for Asuka, but if Rei came along all glowing and seductively smiling I'd likely be down for spinning her around before I died.

Hide under the table and scream

Toilets are for pooping on.

Fuck her