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Where does the canon sit with the side stories ?
I assume TSRK are all canon. (I hope so for Tonio's sake.)
I see DMQ as partially canon. The Ghost "rules" / Concepts but not Kira himself. (I.E he's gone at the end of DiU)

What about Another Day or Jorge? Is it the same as PHF where it's non canon outright because of a different author?

It doesn't really matter, I know. But I am curious

I just got really high and started rewatching today's episode and all of a sudden I really want to fuck Mikitaka. Is this normal?

/VOMIT GENERAL/

i think it sits where the universe got resetted so it don't matter. ya bitch

Is this a jojo reference?

I just got really high and started rereading when Trish's boot came off against Notorious BIG and all of a sudden I really want to fuck her. Is this normal?

How the fuck is Enigma copyrighted? What stopes them from just using the word?

You know what I don't like?
when someone doesn't like the new thread
I always think everybody just left and when I go to the catalog I see a new one with like a fuck ton of people already in it, well not really in this case but still

Isnt there one TSRK that its about alien parasites controling mankind through our phones? Like I want to consider some canon but then theres stuff like that or like you said, Kira apparently is a ghost bounty hunter.
I consider the less exaggerated ones canon like the one with Tonio or the confessionary one

Part 1 Dio is a compelling, emotionally complex and fleshed out character.

Part 3 DIO is trash.

>wanting to fuck Mikitaka
>when you could be fucking based Yuya

anyone have screenshots of JOSUKE MOM'S PANTIES

Jojo's sucks and has no powerful huge villains with huge stakes. Here is what would've happened if the Jojo hero lost against the villain of each part.

>Dio
He would have eventually been outsmarted and forced out into the sun.
>Pillar
Actually good villains, if Jojo fucked up the whole world would've been conquered.
>Super Dio
I doubt the "Stardust Crusaders" the only good guy stand users on Earth. Not to mention remaining members of SPW would have thrown him down with use of UV light.
>Kira
A random woman would be killed every so often in a random town. So what? Murders happen every day.
>Diavolo
Illegal drug trade, mafia etc etc, who fucken cares?
>Pucci
Another one of the few actual good villains.
>President
Not even a villain. America would just be even better than it was.
Now let us compare that to Dragon Ball Z!
>Vegeta/Nappa/Raditz
Nappa literally destroyed an entire city with the lift of a finger. Earth would be fucked.
>Freezer
Entire flippin' planets would still be getting destroyed.
>Cell
Universe would be fucked.
>Buu
Universe would be screwed.
There you have it. Most of Jojo's villains are shit, combine this with everything else being shit and you have one shitty overrated anime that plagues Sup Forums!

I hadn't gotten to Yuya in the episode yet but shit man, you're right.

Diego is better than both

Jolyne Fly High with Gucci can't be canon

>Jolyne is 17 so it takes place ~2009
>Polpo is alive despite dying in 2001

unless it's AU stuff

Just started reading JJL and i got to this part, all i have to say is this fucking edge-master styled nigger the main villain or what so far i think the part is okay but i wish it had more fights as i've liked all of them so far

get it all out, user

He's more of a manchild rather than an edge master

Fuck it.
That works for me

That happens to me. Or there'll be two threads up and I think it's just quiet hours but I'm in the dead one

But I agree with you. Things like Poaching/Millionaire Village I'd consider but not Gucci/Sunshower
DMQ whether you take it for serious or as a joking poke at Kira's character doesn't sit right because in the end it still means he won.
In fact his life probably get better if his monologue about living by numbers and hair drugs is anything to go by.

Makes sense

Joubin is pure boy who will survive to the end and be a good guy.

At least he's a different character.

Daiya makes me the happiest

I'm not the only one who had a boner with this scene, right ?

>getting boners over girls
faggot

When is Wekapipo getting his own spinoff?

Yeah but I had one over this scene

Why was this fight so goddamn amazing

The next time that Soul'd Out releases a record.

Why there is no porn of her?

Who were these fags exactly?

Why does Sup Forums hate Jojo now?

When we get enough glue to piece him together

Why the fuck was Alternate Diego even in EOH?

Cuz that shit is gay

>Mask turns people into vampires
>has fangs in its desing
I dunno

because they wanted the FIVE DIOS meme

he has the world

idk why Sup Forums hates jojo but I know /vp/ HATES jojo with a passion, every thread I've seen there where jojo is mentioned they lose their shit.

Cuz he plays diffrently than regular Diego?
hes more about setting up traps while the other one is more for close combat

>missed the dio/jona discussion last thread
Next time.

Poor Aishou never even knew what hit him.

I mean the tribe in the beginning of Phantom Blood was not Kars' tribe because they didn't use the mask on themselves

Obligatory

It was great, but this is probably my favorite JJL fight.

The pillar men were found in mexico and with them there were some stone masks, maybe that's where they got them

They don't hate Jojo. They hate the fanbase. Ever since the anime started, it's become more mainstream and some of the fans love to reference it every chance they get. It's like Monthy Python. It's awesome, but everyone is sick of the fans.

I see them as stand alone. You take them out and it wouldnt affect anything and vice versa. Unless Araki pulls them into a main part.

They were just random humans, right?

Kars and co had been asleep for thousands of years before the events of Battle Tendency, presumably during that time some of the stone masks were in circulation and caused some trouble here and there by turning humans into vampires.

>get cucked
>die like a bitch because your dealer's cross-dressing son was wondering where his dad went

Aishou was JUST the moment he was born.

>playing enough eoh to even know this.
haha, you're fucking gross.

bait but
>no good villians
>admits two villians were good

Someone has to, for the greater good

Reminder that this is a failure and got everyone killed

Since Jojolion comes out on a monthly basis, it kind of becomes hard to not forget things. For example, I somehow forgot Born This Way and Les Fuelles even existed.

>I love Jojo because of its wacky antics, bizarre characters and unique fights!
>So what's your least favourite Part?
>Part 5

does not matter. part 6 sucked ball_sack. im glad they all died.

Could any other cast's part come even close to not getting destroyed by Pucci

Its not her fault that her supporting cast is almost Part 2 tier levels of useless and that her villain its not a weak jobber who gets beat up by everybody nor spends the majority of the story doing nothing

the ones from 3 and 5 might have gotten a chance, maybe 4 too

are you implying buccellati and giorno alone wouldn't have beaten his ass?

>Jotaro fucking Kujo loses to Pucci
>'H-her cast is useless!!!!'
Pucci was strong as all fuck. And Jolyne's allies were plenty useful, Hermes and Weather in particular. The only one who provided nothing combat-wise was Emporio, and he made up for it by being able to use Weather Report when it mattered most.

the only useless person in part 6 was jolyne

part 6 cast IS useless though, they had very little understanding of the meta and lack luster footsies, zoning, and rushdown. they sucked

What is he saying?

>Personally defeats 2/3 of the younger sons of DIO, the ones that actually fought
>More driven and determined than even Jotaro
>Continued pursuing Pucci long after she'd saved Jotaro, simply because she knew he was up to no good and wanted to stop him
>Her sacrifice saved the life of Emporio and stopped mankind being doomed to being conscious slaves of fate
Get outta here.

>jolyne
>useless
she was the one that mostly got everything done and defeated the most stand users

"I've got a little fetish..." Johnny trailed off. "You know mayonnaise," he continued "Well... It excites me."
Gyro stared at the slender blonde American in front of him. Mayonnaise? What the fuck.
Before Gyro could finish any more thoughts about his partners strange fetish, Johnny had pulled out a jar from his bag. It was filled with a creamy white paste and had a label that read "Miracle Whip" on the front.
"Johnny, seriously? What are you going to do with that? Is this some kind of joke? You know, Johnny, your jokes aren't nearly as funny as mine." The bigger Italian ended his sentence with a nervous "Nyoho."
Johnny unlidded the jar of mayo and looked deep into Gyro's mossy green eyes. Johnny knew what he wanted. He wanted Gyro to fist this jar. He wanted to see Gyro's long, slender, calloused hands covered in the thick, snow white, eggy cream.
"Gyro," Johnny paused and held the jar of the delicious paste out, "I want you to stick your hand in this jar for me."
Gyro was baffled. What? Is he asking me to fist this jar of mayonnaise for him? Surely he's joking.
"Very funny, Johnny. Now put that thing away we need to rest for the night. We need to make good time tomorrow if were going to beat that asshole Diego, you know."

"I'm not joking Gyro," Johnny retorted. "I just want you to fist this jar of Miracle Whip. It's not so hard you know." Johnny then stuck his hand, silent duck position, into the receptacle. He forcefully clenched his hand into a fist. A very wet and distinct "squish" noise seemed to echo throughout the forest. He pulled out his fist with a wet pop. "See? Not difficult at all really." Johnny explained between licks, as he lapped up the delicious white substance on his fingers.

FACT: Part 6's crew would've shit on any other part's villains/main villain but had to deal with Pucci's MiH bullshit.

I want to see them beat DIO, Diavolo,Valentine or Kars

>got weather report killed because lolz versace drive while we're snails
>got the entire crew killed because they were trying to save her stupid ass
yup she was great

This cartoon by one guy is better animated than the part 1, 2, and 4 anime. youtube.com/watch?v=0Ol81jIjCkc
Jojo's sucks.

Because they're jealous

>Mayoriry

Part 8 if the family decided to work together.
Soft and Wet is OP
NKC could fuck up Pucci's limbs. Disabling arms disables holding disks.
King Nothing could probably be uneffected by C-moon if Fruit Dad detaches himself
Paper Moon King makes everyone look like Dio.
To be fair Daiya could just play rock paper sissors with Pucci, take the memory of Dio/Wes/Whatever then destroy the chess piece and cease his motivations

nigga what they doing to jesus valentine? nothing

>Mayoriry?

translator user here. ive got an hour so if you have stuff feel free to post
He's saying:
"Hey...After we finish up today, let's have sex."

Referring to the user's filename about his deleted post.

can you translate this for us? thanks

I'm pretty sure that they could beat Kars, given he doesn't have a stand.

As for the others, DIO was only beaten by 's-sameu type of stando', Diavolo was only beaten by Gold Experience I Win, and Valentine was only beaten by the most powerful attack in the series. Jolyne and co could feasibly find a way to beat all of them but it'd probably require a lot of help, something like the arrow.

Why, do you want JoJo to turn into some sort of power-level bullshit that gets worse every part, user?

Sure. My rates are 10 USD per page.

Even if he doesnt have a stand Kars has "fuck you" levels of durability, Weather Report is a problem but the other shouldn't be too difficult for him
Im not talking aboyut powerlevels at all, Im talking that the Part 6 crew wont be able to defeat neither of those villans

I want to bully Pucci's butt

Ah yeah.. just pay no mind to it

>10 USD
>Per page
jesus christ

How about this one?

user, please, could you do pic related?
Would the power of love and friendhsip be payment enough?

ayy nigga translate these nuts

Sure thing
It might take me a moment, because I'm pretty bad at reading Kanji and especially bad and reading handwriting.
As for love and friendship...just the thought touches me.

new thread

We are not even over 100 posts.
fuck off

Is this a JoJo reference?

i want this "is this a jojo reference" to end.

is this a jojo reference?

>MISTERIOSO

ORAORAORA

sfv sucks ass
fuck off low iq shitter

>shitter
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