*Shoots u*
*Shoots u*
Jaxson Bailey
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Luke Martinez
Damn, how will I commit crimes now.
Kayden Harris
*dodges*
Charles Wilson
Hey. Stop that.
Matthew Cruz
/thread
Tyler Cox
*teleport behind*
Alexander Peterson
UHH
Zachary Mitchell
do canadian cops have guns?
Isaiah Anderson
>be american
>"hello offic-"
>get shot
Angel Jenkins
*bullet hits me in the testicles*
Kayden Wood
What seems to be the problem, Officer?
Jaxson Cox
fpbp
Alexander Miller
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DIE
Noah Anderson
Austin Adams
forgive me master...
Angel Howard
Why? Is he a moooslime?
Luis Green
kek
Daniel Gomez
Am I under arrest?
Aiden Nelson
>What seems to be the problem, Officer?
Oh, I thought you were someone else. Have a good day sir. Sorry to inconvenience you.
Nolan Torres
AM I BEING DETAINED
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN EXERCISING MY RIGHT TO TRAVEL
Jordan Garcia
Am I being shot?
Nicholas Powell
I'm white and completely non-threatening at 140lbs. It is unlikely, but possible, that a cop will shoot me. It all depends on how fat and retarded he is.
Brayden Walker
lmfao fpbp
Henry Stewart
*car rams into bullet and the bulletin ricochets*
*cop pulls out tazer but a plane crashes into him and kills him*
*walk away into sunset but then get bulldozed by a civilian operated tank*
*cant think of anything else to make this post worse*
Camden Richardson
Kekk
Nathan Mitchell
>Notice I'm black and in the middle of committing a crime
I dindu nuffin