If Kirino were your sister how long would it take you to kill yourself

If Kirino were your sister how long would it take you to kill yourself.

I would wait as long as Kirino wants me too.

kill yourself, onii-chan

Never.

That's our usual code for "meet me upstairs in my room and fuck me like always" when we're in front of our parents.

Literally a dream come true.

Why would you kill yourself over that? Your scenario does not imply that I am the same sort of loser that Kyousuke is. She'd still hate me, but for a different reason, and the first time she sneaks into my room to wake me up would be the last time she would be a virgin.

I want a cute sister. to banter with.

i wouldn't fuck her, that's for sure

She would much improvement over my sister so it wouldn't be bad.

Saori Makishima would be perfect for younger sister.

Let's try to improve this.

How long do you survive?

Shinji would actually be a better sibling than my younger brother.

Totally worth if I get to do imouto things with Kirino

Kirino would get raped by her brother till she becomes meek and purple haired if you know what I mean.

>banter
>women

I have bad news for you.

Is Kirino the most beautiful anime girl designed in the history or what?

Still better than my ungrateful step sister.

There would be many a bitchslapping until she stops acting like she's in her period every minute. Then I'll treat her kindly.

Until the day she dies

Pretty much. Other girls can't compete with raw beauty, their personalities have to make up for it but thats not the point of discussion here.

She would be the only reason i'm still alive though.
>tfw no sister to watch anime with
Why not kill myself now?

Probably.

Why would I kill myself? I'd rather kill her.

>kill the only person in the world that understand and love you for what you are
Not the smart one I see.

If Kirino were my sister I'd be in jail when she's 12

In my country we (well, most of us) still slap the shit out of women when they forget their place, so she wouldn´t grow up to to be a bitch in the first place.

>my sister is some sort of idol
>im a 30 year old neet loser virgin and every horrible name you can think of
I'd probably rape her friend before committing suicide

Reminding that it was megane cunt's fault that she turned into a brocon and a tsuntsun.

Manami did nothing wrong.

Well, you literally just said that having Kirino as your sister would be the only reason as to why you're even alive. You don't have Kirino as your sister right now. So why are you alive, user? Surely there must be something that keeps you going.

Yes

>was such a jealous cunt that she tought innocent loli sister was taking her brother from her
>made Kirino think that it's disgusting to love her brother, causing her to develope romantical and sexual feelings towards Kyousuke
So yes, what Manami did was actually good in the long run since she was the cause of the greatest love story ever told

kirino
1 - Fucking Bitch Tsundere
2 - Manipulating
2 - Hypocritical
3 - Ungrateful
4 - Mood swinging
5 - Unforgiving
6 - Angry
7 - Evil
8 - Judgemental
9 - Selfish
10 - Aggresive
11 - Irritating
!2 - annoying
13 - conceited

Go make a tsundere shitposting thread.

With Shinji as my brother, I'd have the best partner to rape Kirino with. I think I'd be set for life. Also, I'd get in the fucking robot before Gendou can finish locking his fingers together.

>1 - Fucking Bitch Tsundere
She's a little tsun, but mostly she just shits on her really shitty oniichan. Totally justified.
>2 - Manipulating
That's Manami.
>2 - Hypocritical
Manamifags can't count
>3 - Ungrateful
Wrong
>4 - Mood swinging
No, she's pretty consistent
>5 - Unforgiving
LOL
>6 - Angry
She can be
>7 - Evil
??
>8 - Judgemental
>faps to imouto-fucking eroge and wants to be friends with everybody
>9 - Selfish
She's actually very thoughtful. She can seem selfish when she's surrounded by the things she loves, but she's only ever a burden on Kyousuke because she knows she can rely on him.
>10 - Aggresive
Yeah
>11 - Irritating
If you're gay, maybe
>!2 - annoying
If you're gay, maybe
>13 - conceited
I'd say proud instead

Are you animeonlyfag?

>does great at everything she does because she wanted to impress her onii-chan
>cucked both megane osananajimi and delusional cat lady
>has a healthy relationship and great sex life with her onii-chan

If Kirino were my sister I might die of dehydration because I'd have a hard time pulling my dick out of her

Watching anime with you guys ;_;

i really really like this image

It's all yours my friend!

aww heck I'm either getting into a robot or getting a section 8 before I'm thirty then.

Why would I want to kill myself if my imouto wanted my dick?

Shinji is a real bro though.

Because it's not given that she would want your dick. It's in Oreimo where she wants her brother. If she was your sister in real life, that might not be the case.

Rape is fine too.

Pretty sure I would be the one killing here

How the hell /r9k/ have incest thread now?
When is the thread usually made? everyweek?

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Wait it's not incest thread. Shame.

Well fuck off to /r9k/

It's a cuddling thread. But one user decided to cuddle with imouto:

It's a cuddling thread. But one user decided to cuddle with imouto.

Fuck off.

>Still better than my ungrateful step sister.

Good opportunity for an NBR joke here.

I know. I thought finally I can have my daily incest dose easily.

Will an imouto thread suffice?

I rarely go to imouto thread now. It's infected by NBRfags, it's not as cancer as oneesan thread though.

That's why you need to tell them to fuck off. NBRfags are the worst.

KOTORI IS LOVE. KOTORI IS LIFE.

To be honest I would love an imouto I can discuss my untranslated VN imouto characters with.

Tired of it. The more you tell them to fuck off the happier they get.

Go away Muhammad

He's got the right idea, you know.

Why is Kirino such a shit girl? Worst imouto

About as long as it would take me to die of natural causes.

>He's got the right idea, you know.

How awful, I bet you bap imoutos, too.

>long nails
>good design

u must be retarded and blind desu senpai

I don't have an imouto but if I did I would make sure she grew up to be best girl material and not a bitvh.

Imoutos are for snug not for violent

As long as they are not bitches.

She's not even the most beautiful girl in her own series

I'd fuck her to death.

some imoutos like a little fire

>implying
As far as beauty it goes Kirino/Saori with glasses > Ayase > Kuroneko > rest

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All you can do is keep at it.

Fuck off.

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She would be my wife faster than it took Kyou because I'm a lot smarter and a social strategist. I'm also in her league and not a failure so she wouldn't have to grapple with understanding why she's a brocon. Neither of us would kill ourselves and would just live the incest dream.

>I'm a lot smarter and a social strategist. I'm also in her league and not a failure
>shitposting on Sup Forums on a Saturday afternoon

>I'm also in her league
>shitposting on Sup Forums on a Saturday afternoon
>implying kirino wouldn't be shitposting on Sup Forums every day

>Tsundere are just bitches! I don't know what their problems are!
Literally autistic.

You don't get it. The whole reason she became a bitch was that Kyousuke become a lazy fuck after Manami did her things. If you were her brother, she wouldn't be a brocon in the first place.

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> If Kirino were your sister how long would it take you to impregnate her.
Now that's a real riddle.

Depends, is it actually possible to die from excessive ejaculation?

>has a crush on you since childhood
>hides it as she grows up, acts like the perfect, responsible little sister
>in reality just wants your love and affection, and secretly hates herself for having such feelings
>when her love is requited she becomes the happiest girl in the world
I can't get enough of it. Something so wrong shouldn't feel so right.

Romaji...
It seems like you smoke weeb every day.

Please, even Kirino can't get pregnant from nothing but butt sex.

>not wanting to slide your dick in her tight cunt

do you guys think she did this on purpose

Kirino would never do that.

I think she's perfect on purpose. The whole shaking dat ass in front of aniki is just one of her many imperfections that prove her perfection.

source please

that motion

Kirino is old and busted. Pic related is the new hotness.

>NBR
Fat chance.

no, but the next time she did it while not wearing pants when their parents weren't home might have had a motive

Unconsciously she might have as she had forgotten herself how much she loved Kyousuke until he started showing signs of becoming super again.

There's only one thing worse than NTR
NBR