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Brandon Edwards
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Luke Hall
Replace this old cuck with somebody who actually gives a fuck
Grayson Reyes
He's not starting -ANOTHER- investigation because Mueller's led them in her direction already...This is a great misdirection though, let the ones involved get comfy before they're put in cuffs.
>SMUGGIES
Landon Thomas
>That moment when right wingers realise that their conspiracy theory witch-hunt has no basis in the real world.
Ayden Gray
>run up to 2020 election
>SURLY NEXT TIME THEY WILL USE THE PRESIDENCY TO CONVICT HILLARY CLINTON
>RIGHT?
Logan Turner
There is already an existing investigation :^)
Nathan Murphy
I've said this before in other Sessions threads.
You know those memes that say "Everyone's a gangster until it's time to do gangster shit?"
That's Jeff Sessions. When this tiny man didn't have any power he'd rant on and on and on about what he'd do if he had power. He'd investigate this. He'd subpoena that. He'd get to the bottom of shit.
And then they gave him that power and said "Well, get to it Jeff. Everyone's counting on you."
And what does he do? He refuses to do anything. He recuses himself. He says there's not enough information to go forward. He says there's no basis.
He ducks out of every single thing thrown his way. He probably hates going to work. He probably hates himself.
He's that fisherman that talks of being the only man in town that can catch 10 fish in an hour until everyone in town calls him on his shit and drags his old ass out to the pond and it turns out the man doesn't even know how to fish.
That's Jeff Sessions. A national embarrassment.
Hunter Watson
Nigger, you blind? Or butthurt?
Bentley Sanchez
stop it. our government is a pile of shit. larping doesn't change anything.
Brayden Bennett
Pray to the flag!
God bless the flag!
Leo Anderson
okie doke.
Should place bets on which happens first (if at all):
Trump gets impeached or resigns
Hillary goes to prison
Lucas Reed
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Ryder Long
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Liam Gray
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Xavier Rodriguez
Hahaha
>B-but tick tock, we were sure Hillary was falling this time.
Hillary is never getting an indictment. This was a panic move from Sessions, he's hated by his enemies and allies.
Aaron Young
Jeff " I love it when we send US troops into Ambushes and I can fuck their kids for long" Sessions has a small penis.
Dylan Reyes
>headline includes half a quote
Suspicious
Caleb Rivera
Hhaha wow get fucked conservashits >:^)
Carter Wilson
I will put $10,000 of my own money on Trump gets Impeached or Resign. Where do I place my bets?
Parker Mitchell
Anthony Wright
this. Jeff can't even fish.
Blake Bell
Special council is only necessary to prevent conflict of interest dumbass. The justice department wouldn't need one in this case
Jonathan Smith
Sessions needs to be fired.
We need an AG that won’t cuck every time the democrats cry about muh Russia.
We need an attack dog that will investigate everything the Obama administration did right down to how much ketchup the former nigger in the white house put on chicken tendies.
Aiden Harris
If she's so naturally ""good"", why does she need tons of pictures to prove it? Posting these pictures just proves to everyone that something about her is wrong, and that she is trying too hard to look normal. Pathetic.
Charles Flores
>former nigger
How is he a "former nigger".. to me knowledge he's still out there nigging his nog.
Xavier Brown
I'll take it. How do we make this happen?
Nicholas Young
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Leo Morales
i'm convinced they have something on him as they do for many politicians in the game on capitol hill or just threatened his family's safety, that usually works too.
Oliver Butler
Nathan Johnson
>Badselfeater
5652D Chess
checks out
Justin Price
Former nigger in the white house.
Now he’s just a nigger.
Jaxon Roberts
get rid of his swamp ass.
Brody Richardson
No need because the case against her is a slam dunk.
Kevin Ortiz
Maybe Jeff Sessions wants to get one of these fashion accessories.
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Liam Scott
What are you on about, faggot?
Anything related to clinton can and will be investigated by the normal agencies, including anything missed missed by Mueller.
Ethan Smith
the chelsae pic is from 2012, the first two are recent though
Nathaniel Thompson
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Tyler Bennett
i really hope trump doesnt fire him, that will lead to liberal screeching, i would investigate mueller and put him in prison for not investigating the old cunt who clearly is guilty
Noah Allen
GET RID OF THIS WEAK FAGGOT NOW!
Gavin Edwards
Too bad Jeff Sessions didn't want to play ball with us so we have to take him downtown now.
edition.cnn.com
Carter Brown
source for this story? buddy says he has been watching it all and didnt hear him say that.
Charles Roberts
Kneel to the flag!
Blake Harris
Ryan Ortiz
It's treason, then.
Aiden Morris
He prefaced that with "it doesn't look like..." Which is intentionally vague as fuck you stupid cocksucker.
Juan Clark
Found the story
A fiery Jordan continued to allege misconduct by Clinton. Citing additional reports that her campaign and the Democratic National Committee funded the Fusion GPS dossier into Trump’s ties to Russia, Jordan maintained it “looks like” there was enough evidence to warrant naming a second special counsel.
Sessions tersely responded: “I would say ‘looks like’ is not enough basis to appoint a special counsel.”
Sounds like article was taken out of context.
Joshua Sanchez
send it to my house
John Lopez
why do they all have one of these
David Howard
filthy jews and their trickery.
Wyatt Wood
“The attorney general was clarifying the legal basis for appointing special counsel, not passing judgment on whether it applied in any specific investigation,” Ian Prior, a spokesman for Sessions, told the Guardian.
Michael Harris
So in other words you are indeed confirming that this is "fake news"
Nathaniel Garcia
The only person who ended up being good in the administration is Stephen Miller
Jordan Brown
>clinton is pictured in the UK not the US
>GUISE ITS TOTES AN ANKLE BRACELET, PRAISEKEKEKE HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH!
you know that people get ankle bracelets to prevent them from leaving the country, don’t you?
John Parker
Chelsea clinton was my mistake adding the picture on that one it was a couple years ago, Mccain and Hillary are just wearing fashion accessories.
Cooper Gonzalez
>Jan 20, 2021
>President Clinton's inauguration
>BASED SESSIONS WILL INDICT HER YOU'LL SEE
William Morales
Honestly, Obama had the right idea hiring a corrupt nigger like Holder to be AG, as well as Loretta Lynch. We don't need someone who's clean and plays fair, we need someone who will pull all the stops and bullshit to get things done. Someone who's corrupt as fuck, but in our favor.
Jayden Perez
She's the whore of Babylon riding on a chimera; a league of nations that only seek to usurp and exploit.
Matthew Stewart
See you larping faggot
Jose Watson
>left gets BTFO yet again on MUH RUSSIA horseshit
>left also gets BTFO trotting out retarded niggers to ask completely irrelevant and incoherent questions
>threads are about how Sessions talked about not appointing a special counsel to investigate Clinton instead
Shills or retards, not sure which. Of course Sessions isn't going to announce the appointment of a special counsel in the middle of a room full of kikes and niggers who are desperately still trying to spin MUH RUSSIA.
Eli Collins
>So in other words you are indeed confirming that this is "fake news"
100% fake news. misleading title of article contradicts the fuck out of itself in body of article.
Asher Edwards
>OMFG CLINTON TAKE IT OFF AND RUN WE NEED MORE DEAD CHILDREN BRAINS
shut the fuck up you retard why not just email hillary that you got a plane ready to go to cuba you fuck.
Jack Myers
he said he cant confirm if there is an investigation
he didnt deny it either
Ian Johnson
are you actually this fucking retarded.
Aaron Powell
How many dimensions of intergalactic backgammon are we on? I think I lost track
Hunter Reyes
watch this and shut up.
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Jason Harris
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Benjamin Jones
wew, I forgot about those fucks
Thomas Martinez
>Everyone's a gangster until it's time to do gangster shit?
this goes for everyone though. I thought I was hot shit until life exposed herself to me. If you ever get a fuckheug job, you'll learn what humbled means
Brandon Harris
2/10 for effort, I guess
Juan Myers
>you know that people get ankle bracelets to prevent them from leaving the country, don’t you?
No they don't
Jace Robinson
What are they for in your opinion, my retarded friend?
Liam Torres
you are being retarded ofcourse its a tracking bracelet Im just not stating it overtly because you might as well be screaming about it to let them destroy even more evidence because you can't shut the fuck up for 10 seconds about wanting to arrest them so they tell their friends "hey delete c:/"
what is your fucking problem ?
Carson Thompson
>Ok make sure we get a pic of this kid shaking hands with the president, just because. Don't ask why.
>(thinking) Why does the queer get to take a picture with the president, and not me? He doesn't even go here.
Aaron Adams
now your activating your almonds.
Lucas Allen
I can tell by your picture that you also realize the Q larp was bullshit
Jack Sanders
Are you literally retarded?
If this was a tracking bracelet she wouldn’t have been able to travel outside of the jurisdiction of the US. tha shitty show is recorded in the uk.
Asher Martin
Sessions needs to go. What a cuck.
Mason Cruz
>Sessions needs to go. What a cuck.
fake news.
Ethan Green
GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM.
Its like you don't think.
Logan Cooper
The whole planet hates hillary she ain't hiding no where.
Grayson Torres
the only place that will accept her to hide with them are going to prison for child murder.
Hunter Wood
They are for house arrest. My brother had to wear one. They need a control unit and they have to configure the perimeter in which you are allowed to move. If the control unit gets plugged off or you move outside of the perimeter it will send an alarm to the police.
In the special occasions in which you are allowed to leave the house you just call the police so they know they can ignore the relative alarm
Blake Lee
Alright I get it, youre a (You) farming faggot.
Well done, you got me.
Levi Williams
Why do liberals hate facts?
John Diaz
its really important for my profile.
Brandon Baker
so they are even more restrictive than what I said.
Thx for proving my point.
Thomas Bailey
I must become the #1 Shitposter.
Cameron Campbell
Daniel Lee
lets go here guys vrrooooommmmmm
Nathan Harris
I have been trying to explain this to my roommates who somehow found their way to Sup Forums recently...They fall for this Q larp garbage every day, and just two days ago were scrambling to "TURN ON CNN" after reading a shitpost.
Kayden Richardson
Sauce?
Jackson Allen
A special council isn't necessary to investigate and prosecute Clinton.
Evan Miller
The actual article from the Guardian is slightly different from OP's. Maybe they updated it, or maybe OP is fake and gay.
theguardian.com
Jose Sullivan
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Cooper Gutierrez
Sessions thought he was going to be able to crack down on weed not do anything important.
Jordan Davis
wikileaks emails show they are suppressing cannabis because of clinton interest in spreading formaldahyde and making cash off giving people cancer and that a high dosage concentrate of cannabis is going to help immflamation and mutated cells.
Angel Hernandez
have they been made to wear ankle bracelet tracker things?
Isaiah Smith
Samuel Cruz
seriously
Henry Reyes
What do you think? Digits.