Sup Forums I'd like to announce my wedding to Saber. We're now husbando and waifu for laifu!

Sup Forums I'd like to announce my wedding to Saber. We're now husbando and waifu for laifu!

Congratulations, friend. Although you're wife kind of reminds of this mysterious girl that sucked me off in an alley last night, I'm sure they're not related at all.

ah, you're most likely sucked by Nero, she's a whore of babylon.
and yeah, they're kinda look the same.

No no. She was nothing like the God Empress. This girl had a smaller bust and wasn't very good. She kept talking about knowing how to please men too.

Oh, you too? I was farther down in line. It stretched out of the alley.

It's amazing she could drink that much semen.

>Karen

>This girl had a smaller bust and wasn't very good. She kept talking about knowing how to please men too

Ah, that must have been Rin then.

No, no, I'd know Rin when I see her. I see her often, you see.

I am just a random old man, and she pleasures me in exchange for jewels.

Who in their right mind pays prostitutes with jewels?

well rin prefers jewels as payment user

I want kids with Nero.

Good for you, Shirou

Me too.

She's a grand beauty isn't she?

Yes. The most beautiful.

How many babies would you have with her? I'd have as many as we could.

Just two, I don't want to go overboard.

Personally I think three would be perfect.

Nero is better than that slut

Nero makes me cum buckets and buckets.
I want to melt with her in beautiful lustful ecstasy.

>best king thread
>Whore of Babylon has to ruin it

Who needs a king when you have an Emperor?

Top: Emperor

Bottom: King

Fuck off Gawain.

Gross. Her tits are too big.

Don't be a gay

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Congrats user. Though personally I'd rather marry a witch.

Bimbo that's fucked every person in Rome at least once.

>Bimbo that's fucked every person in Rome at least once.
As if it's a bad thing that she can rock your world in ecstasy and love.

It just means she loves her citizens

It's a beautiful thing, I honestly think so.

Have you ever been kicked in the neck and then watched a man fuck your wife and take her forever
Because if not, then you're in for a treat.

You chose wisely.

Thank you.

You're a horrible person Shirou, fuck off with your ideals and your shit waifu.

user please contain your salt, Shirou is a paragon of philosophical sophistication.

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Ironic you would post that cause Gil would be offended and turned off by Nero

>Slut getting offended by another slut

Huh.

Unrelated, but do any of you typemoonfags have the edit of the Gilgamesh Ilya Heart scene with Yuki and Kyon from disappearance?

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This thread is pure cancer.
Wormfags, come back, we forgive you!

user she can't stay, she has to go to her cliff and die.
You cannot live in dreams forever.

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