>army general threatens military takeover
>tanks seen on outskirts of Harare
>government accuses general of treason
>unconfirmed reports that Mugabe is under house arrest and a provisional government is being formed
bbc.com
South Africa might have to intervene due to being part of SADC.
enca.com
We might have the opprtunity to watch kaffers fighting eachother with Rhodesian and SADF equipment in 4K.
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thanks user
Bump for /comfy/
TENSIONS ARE GROWING IN ZIMBABWE AS TANKS APPROACH THE CAPITAL
Comfy bread.
Can I get a quick rundown?
Is Mugabe gonna get massacred by angry White Afrikkaners?
Good luck white man! New Rhodesia soon!
>another bush war might break out
Foreign legion when?
Doubt it will be white Afrikkanners
OP from other bread here
This one is better
Old OP here, can we actually make /zg/ into a thing?
Thanks user, the Flame Lily Rises.
Unsourced details of possibly military activity in the Harare area, out of date for the last few hours as new fighting starts to take place in the Capital.
AP confirms explosions heard in Harare
So far the military has taken over the state broadcast, so that's a good start. I hope this doesn't turn out like Turkey.
I hope so, that would be maximum comfy. I hope it achieves /ahsg/ levels.
why is it taking so long to get information?
>coup in zimbabwe
>cuckolds in Sup Forums get excited
>they think this coup is being orchestrated by white ppl"
>thinks roy bennett is their savior
>the same roy bennett that worked to overthrow the rhodesians
>the same roy bennett that started the Movement for Democratic Change Party
>Movement for change
>change
>savior
kek...
This should have been in the op
Only if you niggers get your head out of your asses and realize this meme about Roy Bennett is autistic as fuck. He has been in exile in South Africa since September 2010
WHITE AFRICAN RUMOURED TO BE INTERIM PRESIDENT
Roy Bennett
I volunteer to fight for New Rhodesia. Get me some booty shorts, lads!
We're just memeing. Chill out.
Airforce 30 mins out
Think about it
It's a developing nation. You'll get some sort of press release in about 6 hours when it's morning and they have figured out what the heck they want to do.
WE NEED STREAMING NOW!
I remember during The Gambia thing we made an /Africa/ discord, if this keeps going we should do the same thing, I don't remember what happened to the old discord
YES
YEEES
I keep hearing about discord. Is it really that much better than just maintaining a thread here?
soon
>[Roy Bennet] was one of the three white parliamentarians elected in the Zimbabwean parliamentary election, 2000 despite the intimidation against MDC voters by supporters of ZANU-PF. During the election campaign, his wife who was three months pregnant, was physically abused by ZANU activists on their farm and subsequently miscarried her baby boy.
yfw this coup is revenge for his unborn child
It will most likely be the modern Zimbabwean military that does him in.
Interestingly, plenty of the old Rhodesian African Rifles became NCO's and advisers to the new Zimbabwean National Army, so we may have a black RAR soldier kill Mugabe in the fighting to satisfy history.
Stop this cringe meme.
He has been in exile in South Africa since September 2010
He has been in exile in South Africa since September 2010
He has been in exile in South Africa since September 2010
If white people were unironically trying to re-form Rhodesia, would you go and help?
It's going to be pretty fucking funny when we can meme that a white man is now president of Zimbabwe
It's beginning
Well when the crisis is over /zg/ is probably gonna die out, and it allows for more personal convos compared to the anonymity on here
>leaf
RHODESIANS NEVER DIE
UGANDAN AIR FORCE IS SENDING REINFORCEMENTS
Dont you mean
>Occupied Rhodesia
If there was a chance. But most of the men who fought are old now. And I'm worried it would end up like last time.
My money is on Emmerson Mnangagwa getting upset Mugabe was going to make leadership hereditary.
Well, last I remember is that cellular communications are owned by state companies/ Mugabe puppet companies. So we may see all mobile comms from Zim going dark.
Too right. Someone should volunteer to make the server. It'd be pretty good if we had some Rhodies on the ground who we could consult to at any moment.
Is there any stream? I've got no news.
Probably, but I got deep in to a few generals here and it seemed personal enough. As personal as I really want it to be honestly.
Muh honeypot though.
he's coming back, he's long been friends with General Constantino Chiwenga.
>leadership hereditary
I didn't know Mugabe was trying to make a kingdom.
They are incredibly bad to begin with. I have DSL, and even that is pretty garbage.
Are you safe, Mr. Zimbabwe?
It wouldn't be the first time that someone attempting to set up a monarchy in Africa ended up not going well
We just like happenings, man. Conspiracy theories and false reports come with the territory.
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MILKY MILKY WARM AND SILKY
news24.com
Who knows what the hell they are up to?
I keep my head down and stay away from big cities. Not too bad.
Sorry lad, you've been out rared
Libya reporting in
That's okay, I'm happy to have nothing to do with Uganda :)
Awesome. I like happenings, but I hate when innocent people get caught in the crossfire.
Quick, now is our chance while they are fighting among themselves to bring back Rhodesia!
He always was quite pal with North Korea mind you.
It's sad, but when 60% of the people in the country want to hack you to death with a machete you don't have much sympathy for them.
You can bring niggers to civilization, but you can't civilize niggers
>le 0.6% faec
BREAKING*****************
EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ZIMBABWEAN CAPITAL
BREAKING******************************
EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ZIMBAWEAN CAPITAL
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twitter.com
SOLDIERS TAKE OVER NATIONAL BROADCASTER
SOLDIERS TAKE OVER NATIONAL BROADCASTER
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twitter.com
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mugabe rn amirite goys or amirite
>DUNDU
>mfw Mugabe finally went so full retard he got his own army to coup him
all because he kept trying to purge the party to pave the way for his megalomaniac wife
discord is nearly as bad as skype when it comes to honeypots though. The people who made it were sued for privacy infringement before they made this new program. Now they just have better legal wording so you agree that everything you say and any personal identifiers at all can be sold off and you put into a database.
If you fags don't like anonymity just fuck off
>>>/reddit/
ndundu ndnuffin
Chad standing by
>youwillshitbricks
Yawn... how is this different than every other Tuesday in Africa?
True. Stay safe out there.
I wish. It's most of the army following a general that claims that anti-revolutionaries have infiltrated Mugabe's government and are out to kill em all.
Dear Uganda, please don't eat the Albino.
It's just a fucking leaf memeing Roy Bennet. Never listen toi leafs.
Women really do ruin everything.
I hope Mugabe's execution is filmed.
Can't wait to see that shit.
An hero missle pods
BREAKING*****************
EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ZIMBABWEAN CAPITAL
BREAKING******************************
EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ZIMBAWEAN CAPITAL
twitter.com
twitter.com
SOLDIERS TAKE OVER NATIONAL BROADCASTER
SOLDIERS TAKE OVER NATIONAL BROADCASTER
twitter.com
twitter.com
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I will never let wh*Te subhumans take over ZIMBABWE. If something happens to MUGABE (PBUH) I'll join to Pro-Mugabe militas and start wh*Te genocide in Zimbabwe.
Needs a Biafran there too. And Ghadaffi.
>RADIO ZIMBABWE
radiozim.co.zw
SPEECH NOW!!!!!
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Use this for the next thread
But then they won't get their magical powers?
>le future face of America
Here is comes!!!!
LISTEN IN
LISTEN IN
LISTEN IN
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I love African politics. A lot of this reminds me of the ridiculous stories about old European or Asian monarchies. But I get to see it happen live.
Reminder
ROY BENNET HAS BEEN DECLARED PRESIDENT
ROY BENNET HAS BEEN DECLARED PRESIDENT
SOURCE FOR THOSE ASKING
It's being announced right now on radio: radiozim.co.zw
They're still playing music from time to time for some fucking reason
There is a Chinese military base in Zimbaboonwe.
If Westerners formed a militia and tried to take it, the Chinese would intervene because it is in their interest to be able to loot the fuck out of Zimbaboonwe and every other African country.
LISTEN NOW!!!!!
>RADIO ZIMBABWE
radiozim.co.zw
That was a nice happening.
CNN: AS A LAST STITCH EFFORT OF PURE DESPERATION MUGABE LEADING THE CHARGE, DEPLOYS ZIMBABWEAN CALVARY
Who is talking right now