Go to the supermarket

>go to the supermarket
>beans are being sold at a give away price
>there's a very strange man at the check-out stand
>there's a laser scanner where you put your hand(Pic related)
>cash and credit have been discontinued by the chain
>want me to get a Barcode linked to my bank account stamped on my hand
anyone else experiencing this bullshit?

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nope

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

FOR FUCK SAKES

DONT TAKE THE MARK OF THE (((BEAST)))

What the fuck? How does this even work? You pay with a stamp? That's not feasible or secure. I must be misunderstanding this.

is this actually happening?

it is down in my bluepilled County
they save a picture of your pace and if it doesn't match the payment is canceled

don't shop there m8, capitalism, protest in front of store.
or send letters every day to the higher ups and as them to change their ways.
don't be a cuck

>wake up drunk
>scrap together $1.19 in pennies for 40oz
>ride bicycle to beer dock
>beer dock closes at 10:00
>barely make it
>grab 40 outta fridge
>hand dude behind counter handful of pennies
>he wants to scan my hand
>pull hand away, pennies scatter all over floor
>embarrassed, run outta beer dock
>ride bike back home
>toss and turn all night
>why did he want to scan my hand? I gave him a handful of pennies.
>

You should go to the store manager and say you were ready to pay w/ cash and that "nothing else beats cash. Just ask my mistress" Charm the man into him taking you to the back room and then tackle him saying "[you're] not putting the mark of the beast on your fucking palm to buy beans". Say, "what am I, a shitskin? I'm not gullible". Then proceed to run out the store to one that doesn't require the mark of the beast to pay for beans.

You gay fucking retard. Only chimp brained niggers believe in that shit.

In the hand not on the hand, reread cuck. And al alternative way is in the forehead, which is not the case.

>go to sams club
>grab a few items like bulk vinegar and breakfast biscuits
>walk to front of store and scan my three items with my phone
>click pay and receive a barcode to present to the door attendee
>watch as dumb baby boomers and gen x types struggle with the self checkout and traditional checkouts
>door attendee scans my barcode and wishes me a good day
>walk to my car
>half way home by time baby boomers finally cash out


baby boomers and gen x need to be genocided

Cathy, is this you?
don't go to the supermarket! Stay home and listen to SOS instead.

>I'm not an idiot of course genesis isn't 100% literal
>You are literally getting the mark of the beast
I mean I'm not getting barcoded but its not because I'm Christian.

God darn you for making me look this up.
youtube.com/watch?v=0RfU5r63AXY

No user, other people don't experience your schizophrenic hallucinations

Just get with the times and take the mark user. Life will be so much easier don't be a fag.

For everyone in this thread, OP is referencing this video. It's standard Christian pop music about the mark of the beast, but it was made by family international, a Christian cult that did real life pizza gate stuff. Rose macgowen, and river and Joachim phoenix all grew up in this cult from he'll.
youtu.be/P49OEJ6DODw

nice LARP retard

I call bs. What supermarket?

who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

Democrats.

thanks trump

I have a better idea! How to take care of this shit.
Go straight to the Customer Service Counter.
Pull assault weapon from backpack. KILL and
SHOOT DEAD every goddammed Store Employee you can.

Problem solved.

>anyone else experiencing this bullshit?
no.

Cum on it.