/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY HOURS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump statement after ASEAN leaders summit 11/13/17
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>Duterte tells media to GTFO 11/13/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets Myanmar state counselor 11/13/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Venezuela 11/13/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/PooMinister Modi 11/12/17
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Georgia's DefMin 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump speaks @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/Duterte 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump/bff Abe/aussie shitposter meet 11/12/17
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>ASEAN summit opening ceremony 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump/Duterte @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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>Group photo @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump arrives @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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>Duterte sings @Trump's command 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump @31st ASEAN Gala Celebration 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump Departs Vietnam 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump/PM Nguyen bilateral meeting 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump/PM Nguyen Meeting 11/11/17
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>Pres Trump/Pres Quang Press conference 11/11/17
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MAGA

ITS OVER

Not gonna lie, former Moore voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Roy crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Ten Commandments!

>Eva's back starting shit again
Will it ever end?

post more rhodesia music

Where do liberal retards come up with this shit?

ITS OGRE

I live in Alabama and I can assure you that Moore is going to win the Election, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the ALLEGATIONS their vote goes STRAIGHT to MOORE.

I'm actually being serious here, ever since Moore said he’s suing wapo our state has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even know how to use the internet.

I swear to you on my life that you don't have to worry about a damn thing in this coming election.

Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.

Alabama will be GREAT AGAIN!

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>These people hacked our election

Can DRUMPFKKK ever recover? According to a CNN snap poll, no, he can't.

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I love Kellyanne.

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "After my tour of Asia, all Countries dealing with us on TRADE know that the rules have changed. The United States has to be treated fairly and in a reciprocal fashion. The massive TRADE deficits must go down quickly!"
>"Just arrived at #ASEAN50 in the Philippines for my final stop with World Leaders. Will lead to FAIR TRADE DEALS, unlike the horror shows from past Administrations. Will then be leaving for D.C. Made many good friends!"
>12th East Asia Summit in Manila, Philippines takes place
>Trump makes statement after ASEAN leaders summit
>Trump tweets: "I will be making a major statement from the @WhiteHouse upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set."
AFTERNOON
>Sessions testifies at Oversight Hearing
>Trump has press gaggle aboard Air Force One en route to Honolulu, Hawaii
>Air Force One lands in Honolulu for refiling
>WSJ interviews Pence at WSJ CEO Council
>Four nominations and one withdrawal sent to the Senate today
>RNC cuts fundraising ties with Roy Moore
>House moves to mandate sexual harassment training
EVENING
>House passes $692B defense policy bill
>Trump approves NY disaster declaration
>Karen provides art supply kits for children’s hospitals
>(((McConnell))) says Moore will face Senate ethics probe if he wins election
>Bernie Bernstein asks for damaging information on Roy Moore
>Pentagon will pay for transgender soldier's reassignment surgery
>Zimbabwe decides to do a coup
>Trump returns home
>Trump tweets: "May God be with the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas. The FBI and Law Enforcement has arrived."
>"Just returned from Asia after 12 very successful days. Great to be home!"

Please tell me this is fake ps I love Kellyanne.

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>france isn't dea-

Hey, in all honesty, I think you need to move on dude. I'm starting to worry for you.

this is just like that one time on pickle muerto. "the dead pickle". where everything was trumps.

Here's how Hillary can still win

France is no longer France.

honestly, is there anything more disgusting than a western yuropoor?

threadly reminder to ignore the homo flag, he is only here to derail discussions with off topic bullshit

>YOU NOW REALIZE A BUNCH OF HIGHSCHOOLERS AND THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY CREATOR BOUGHT WORTHLESS LAND AT A HIGH PRICE
>THIS PURCHASE PROBABLY UNDER A JV OR LLC
>TRUMP IS GOING TO EMINENT DOMAIN AND PAY FMV ON WORHTLESS LAND
>MEMERS JUST LOST MONEY ON THE INITIAL PURCHASE, GOT LESS MONEY FOR THE SALE OF THE STRIP THAT GOES TO THE WALL, GET TAXED ON THE INCOME OF THE SALE OF THE LAND, AND ARE LEFT WITH LAND THAT CANT BE SOLD THAT WILL ULTIMATELY BE HELD IN THEIR JV/LLC FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND PAYING RE TAXES ON IT
HAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A sex doll? Sad!
No way. I can just jerk off. That’s fine for me. If I were ever to really stoop to getting a sex doll, I would just log on an app and arrange for anonymous sex.
It would make me feel less empty than a sex doll.

Full disclosure: when I was 19, I bought a fleshlight. Threw it out after a few months. Hated how it didn’t stay warm for very long and it was too much of a hassle.

WELCOME HOME MR. PRESIDENT!
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Besides Shitskins and kikes? Not really.

Faggots like you who spam nonsense. I bet your a kike

leftypol just btfo all drumpfkins

But he is. He does it every time he shows up.

hello /ptg/

Yes.

Did the big announcement happen???
Or will he wait until tomorrow?

Classic film.

Why can't we find some polish nationalist to take Eva out?

fuck off back to /nsg/

Is Greenbay the white man's hand egg team?

sweden is a muslim country now, not even worth memeing

IT'S OVER

AGAIN

For the millionth fucking time. WEDNESDAY

Hallo.

what are you going to do about your neighbor?

Hi Norway.

Fuck u Rubio!
>dispel
>myth

is it in the OP? is there a headline from NNTNN? then it didn't happen

TWO TRUMPS
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Hello, Norwegian user.

What a retard.

Im from here tho

is there anything more pathetic and gay than fuckwits trying to be e-celebs on an anonymous San Marinian whiteboard surfing internet forum?

>Congressman displayed this during Jeff Sessions interrogation (testimony)

Is this literally one of the WORST charts you’ve seen?
I’m glad they’re visually representing Hilldawg’s corruption, but this sucks. What is it with normies and awful visuals?

He wasn't waiting, what do you mean? He just arrived in DC. It wouldn't be when he was in an airplane.

>when a liberal complains the price of veggies will go up

he always looks like he's smiling to hide the fact he's about to cry

Timeless President

If pic related is someone thats 14 years old.
Maybe french women mature the fastest in the world cause she to me looks someone in the early 20s

For the Gods, can someone set Paris on fire? The only French worth keeping are in the countryside

henlo nordawy!!!

wtf do they base this shit on

Do they just say the lie and hope others believe it?
Oh who am I kidding. They know retards will believe it.

Thanks for the insight, sandnigger. Wouldn't know what to make of it without you.

You just need a rick and Morty level IQ to understand it

Damn faggots no need to be so uppity
Just got off work

I want a pile of little burgers now.

>a colossal flop

Anyone else think Obamaleaf and Eva are the same person? I've never seen Obamaleaf shitting up a thread while Eva is posting.

He will stand among the giants of history.

>*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
>*DING*
>*door opens*

Sup Forums has had some really amazing ones.

>The slippery slope isn't rea........

I hope so, that would be entertaining

But she is still mentally a 14 year-old

>tfw no 24/7 fast food joint in my rural shit town where I can buy 20 sliders and eat myself into a coma.

You mean sliders? Go to a White Castle.

One doesn't give major announcements from a plane

>likes it warm
Pleb

just take five seconds to read on your own before asking to be spoonfed man, come on

John Carpenter rocks

It is Wednesday

Dahnald, I’ve come for the delegates.

what town doesn't have a mcdonald's, wendy's, or bk? my town is small as fuck and has all three

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Hannity gives Judge Moore the ultimatum

For you.

, my dudes.

>White Castle
You mean Krystal? Yeah, I might make a run

You poor soul. I will have burger for you, m8.

They don't call him cryin' chuck for nothing

None of this are open past midnight. There is a McDonald's that is open but it's fucking McDonald's. I rather just go to Walmart and buy hamburger and make that before I would be desperate enough to eat that shit.

Wendy's on the other hand. Fuck I could use a Baconator.

Would Roy her Moore. If you get what I'm implying here.

How many turds in toilets look like Obama?

>You mean sliders? Go to a White Castle.

small world

>White Castle

Anything new happening besides Sessions being a cuck at the hearings?

Theme song was great too.

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Still would bang desu

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Will Hillary DISAVOW!?!?!???
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(Side note: what is it with her and pedophiles?)

As long as Moore has the state party, he'll be okay. If he loses the Alabama GoP? He's likely fucked.
Randlet is forcing the Senate to change their tax bill, making it somewhat palatable.

fill me up on the nk envoy china is sending

>only team owned by the people of the locality, not allowed to move EVER
It's definitely a team for the people, but not sure any team outside of HS redneck farm towns is a white man's team

She looks straight up Lebanese.

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