What's so bad about utilitarianism?

what's so bad about utilitarianism?

Gay and cucked

peak cuckoldry

What else is he gonna do, throw a tantrum?

Are there really men who think like this?
How do they, like, survive?

This is wrong. I float so many people's lives its stupid.

One in one thousand uses what they receive, only you can lose it.

This.

The only way to not get cucked is Authoritarian Radical Centrism.

People get greedy and exploit the system, it's human nature (see: any other ideology)

My college tried a community bike program back in like 2006 when I was going to school there. They had tons of bikes on campus that were supposed to be used for people to ride to class. You just leave it at the bike rack at your class building and somebody uses it after you to get to their next class.

Total failure. Within like 6 weeks 90% of the bikes were gone.

Utilitarianism, Communism, Socialism etc. fail because they deny human nature. They assume people aren't selfish and won't exploit handouts to the maximum degree they can be exploited.

nothing it is objectively the best philosophy

Yeah, it'd suck if someone stole my bike, as it's my primary mode of transportation. But if someone stole my bike, I'd assume they probably need it more than I do.

Utilitarianism out of nowhere... awww yeah.

You fukken stab him and leave his head on a car hood.

So if he found the nigger who stole his bike, he wouldn't ask for it back because that would cause strife and make the net happiness of the world go down?

Pure cuck logic.

put tracker on next bike

How's 8th grade going? finish that Linkin Park album yet?

>the virgin utilitarian versus the Chad property covenant

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Holy shit. Does this apply to this dude's gf/wife? I know I could get much more enjoyment from her than he could

Well, sure, but what is he supposed to do this time? Throw a fit, report a stolen bike just to seek some closure?

it's called learning, maybe you should try it sometime, maybe your country would't be such a shithole

>Centrist
Gas yourself.

No it failed because of niggers. There is actually some social services which a society can reasonably have without going full commie cuck and local communities can even promote the common good if it weren't for niggers.

absolutely NOTHING to do with utilitarianism EOT

Not throwing a tantrum doesn't mean you have to think of and approach the situation like this flaming fucking faggot does.

>you have to get your bike stolen to learn not to get it stolen
wtf i love logic now?

What if someone stole his bike out of spite because he hates him?

Does that still count as total happiness increased because the thief received joy throwing it off a bridge?

So basically I can be a dick at someone else’s expense as long as it makes me happy.
Although somehow I assume that liberals only justify this behavior as acceptable when the victim is white and the perpetrator is not.

Like a rational, calm human being? I don't get it, what's your alternative? Reeing like a retard?

So I guess rape is balanced out then

If he is pissed then utilitarianism isn't really being applied

Cooperation is probably a better moral theory. But Utilitarianism isn't that bad though

>utilitarianism
There is literally nothing utilitarian about this scenario, and suggesting that the thief gained more happiness than was lost by the owner is retarded. Google prospect theory.

Reporting it to the police is a good start.
I can see why you wouldn't understand civil methods, though, considering your police are all bribed by drug lords.

He walked in on his partner having sex with a negroid. Its ok. Even though he was sad, he could see how happy the negroid was with his lips smacking and big grin on his face, so everyone is better off in this world.

White boys, hand over your stuff and women. You're making the world a better place.

Nope. Being a Mexican intellectual, I'm sure you can think this issue through and imagine any number of responses between responding like a total cuck and throwing a tantrum. Shit's not that hard.

In regards to your pic, the $200+ bike was almost certainly stolen by a nigger, who most likely turned around and sold it for $10 worth of crack, thus feeding and deepening his addiction, and worsening his health, then the whole thing is forgotten about the next week. That undoubtably upper-middle class cuck, however, gets to virtue signal for a good 15 minutes about his cultural enrichment.

Niggers were happier and better off under slavery than after they were freed.

>that pic

jesus fucking christ how did we survive?

I do with the not caring part. But I would report the incident to the police.

>Reporting it to the police is a good start.
Literally meaningless. Yes, I'm sure the department is gonna dedicate all their efforts in finding your shitty bike. Like I said, people do this to cope.

>imagine any number of responses between responding like a total cuck and throwing a tantrum
Throwing a tantrum is for cucks, though. I shouldn't have to spell this out, Chet.

Kek

>Throwing a tantrum is for cucks, though. I shouldn't have to spell this out, Chet.

Saying that theft is okay because it makes thieves happy is about as cucked as you can get, you dimwitted wetback.

10MB would have been about 2,000 pages of text.

Plus text compresses really well, so you'd fit even more again.

ACCOLADE and APOGEE games didnt take up much space.

>dont put any effort into finding your stolen property
cucked

fpbp

Did someone seriously write windows 8.1 to a series of floppy discs?

idk about you but I would be a nigger and take the bike just on principle to teach the university a lesson that giving people access to bikes with no method of accountability for them is retarded

>Saying that theft is okay
Where, Callum? Do you even know how to quote posts here? It's a lot different from reddit.

>Someone stole my kidneys whilst I was sleeping, but then I thought well hey whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it, So Whatever.

Jeremy Bentham was a fag, OP. Just like you.

My faggot cousin got thrown off the mosque recently.
I was pretty bummed about it.
But i think that the almost 2 billion muslims in the world and anyone else who thinks gays are trash are collectively MORE happy he is a flatfag than my family is sad to lose a fag cousin.
So whatever.

>Where, Callum? Do you even know how to quote posts here? It's a lot different from reddit.

In the original cartoon, dipshit. You might have noticed if you didn't fry your brain picking oranges in the heat so I could have cheap orange juice.

As long as there is scarcity and want, it. Our current system of distributing resources, we can't succeed with utilitarian programs. Ithe is untrue however that it is due to human nature. Psychology and science has proven this. What IS human nature, actually animal nature, is a survival instinct. When you put people in a situation where they must choose between their own survival or their family's survival or success, they will always choose this. Our system forces us to do this with everything. Dog eat dog. And you are constantly incentized and rewarded for doing the worst thing for other people, our society, the environment etc.
People adapt to whatever situation they are placed in. If you were raised in a world where all people received equal benefits, and you never had to worry about basic needs, you would be able to have the bike share and other nice cooperative arangements.

But what if I'm super fucking pissedabout losing my bike, so probably more unhappy than the person who stole it is happy. That means that the total amount of happiness in the world decreased so the thief can go die from choking out on his own dick

There is nothing wrong with it, just that cuckbois are bad at looking into secondary utility effects of actions.

In fact you can easily use utilitarianism to justify gassing the Jews for a totally hypothetical example. While we know gassing the Jews would certainly cause suffering, that suffering is greatly outweighed by the massive amount of suffering prevented eliminating by Jewish subversion. In fact the utilitarian may say we have a moral and ethical RESPONSIBILITY to make sure not a single Jew is left on the planet. Hypothetically of course.

I don't give a crap about a happines of strangers

>In the original cartoon
I wasn't aware I drew that.

He deserved it, desu.

You didn't take the 3 billion soyboys and fags and women around the world into account.

But now that I think of it. I'm not taking into account the 3 billion men and women who will be happy if the soyboys and fags will be sad.

Lets look at another example - feeding Africans.

Certainly it is true that you can prevent suffering by feeding Africans, or preventing malaria, but what are the secondary effects to this? Well simply put, you get more Africans. These Africans then proceed to live a life of suffering. An entire new generation caused to suffer because you wanted to help an African live a few years longer. Objectively this action leads to more suffering, and therefore should not be allowed.

The true utilitarian solution would be mass sterilization of Africans until they reach a stable population.

>I wasn't aware I drew that.

Holy shit, spics really are fucking retarded. You've been posting in support of the cartoon since the very beginning.

>soyboys and libshits
>anything but completely apathetic to the crimes of their brown pets
Pick one

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Fuck off, IQ 50.

Just fly over there every now and again, whack a whole bunch and take their organs, like as many as you fit in a cooler.
More lives will be saved by said organs than had to be taken in order to obtain them, so from a utilitarian perspective my plan is sound

Trips of the true utilitarian.

>get accused of saying theft is okay
>nowhere in the thread did I claim this
>iqlets are forced to meme at me
Boy, do I feel validated today.

Right, I should have kept that in mind, but this safe space sometimes makes me forget how squalid they are.

Read about Utility Monsters.

Consequentialism is the only based model.

they remember about their ancestors being slaves traders and all that shit and try to think about whose nigger's cock they're going to suck in order to make up for that.

feels
that's what

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10/10

Goddamn I had to check to make sure this wasn't shopped. If all these emasculated faggots would just kill themselves the total happiness in the world would increase.

You can't possibly be this dumb. You have to be pretending. The original cartoon was suggesting that theft is okay, because it makes thieves happy. Other people mocked that idiocy. You defended it.

Here's a tip, you fucking moronic beaner: If you don't want to be accused of saying theft is okay, don't defend someone saying theft is okay.

It's a joke you fucking inbred faggots. It shows how retarded utilitarianism is in practice.

spoken like a true nigger

lol

Blames college kids, not the actual niggers that stole them.

>whoever fucks my wife is probably happier than me discovering i'm the ultimate cuck

This is true. If I buy new bike for €400, the person who steals it sells it for about €100
There was value lost in the process of stealing (not to mention the inconvenience and inefficiency of the stealer having to find a client and the person stolen from being late and having to buy a new bike).

There is also the general effect of people stopping to use nice bikes and only use ugly bikes to deterr stealing and protect value.

9/10 people enjoy gangrape, so it can't be that bad after all

The niggers are the college kids. Blacks basically go to college for free.

The liberals who commute through rush hour traffics and changed the law so that we have to "Give them room" by running into oncoming traffic.
I wish I could just run those fuckers over. Fuck bikes.

Utilitarianism is a form of consequentialism...

Europe should learn a thing or two about israeli penals