>Cards Against Humanity buys up plot of land along border >hires the best imminent domain lawers >sells plots of it to people for 15 dollars each >already sold out within hours >US government has to do imminent domain on every single person for that plot, making it a legal nightmare that could take decades >imminent domain law will protect land owners if the government project doesn't even have funding
How does it feel that Trump got outplayed by a bunch of libs playing 9 Dimensional Go?
President declares this a terrorist act. Land is seized. All owners imprisoned. End of story.
Blake Morgan
builds wall around it done
Cameron Jenkins
Well played desu
Wyatt Edwards
> they build houses there right on border > see Beaners enter illegally weekly > realize we actually do need a wall
Are liberals honest enough to admit they are wrong?
Jace Hughes
Cool, what laws would allow him to do this?
>walling off part of your own country
I think there might be some challenges regarding this.
Thomas Price
To be fair, they won't build anything there. They're just being childish. This will be steamrolled at the end of the day, it's just a marketing attempt to pander to their audience (reddit and twitter). It's ingenious on their part in terms of boosting publicity, I haven't heard of the game in a few years and frankly forgot it existed.
Tyler Jones
Patriot act probably
Kayden Lopez
This. Also, maybe some of those plots were sold to Trump supporters. They will give or sell it to the government and they can put a guard tower on it or something.
Jayden Green
I don't think I'll take legal predictions from someone who can't spell eminent domain. What would actually happen:
>Federal government declares eminent domain for that area >Land owners have a fixed amount of time to fill out a ton of paper work to get their fifteen dollars check mailed from the government months later.
Charles Phillips
The patriot act. So fucking simple. All their assets seized inckuding past transactions. If they can't void transactions they'll have all the names to serve eminent domain notices too. Done.
Nathan Phillips
How so? You just imminent domain around it. You've seen all those pictures of houses in the middle of freeways and shit. They can get fucked, it's no big deal.
Not to mention they have stated they have done this for no other reason other than to attempt to make things difficult so unless judges are total CA tier shitbirds, this whole thing won't be much of an issue anyway.
Also: >Saves America I don't think they understand what that combination of words in that way implies. Ironic really.
Lucas Johnson
Every Cards Against Humanity is printed in fucking China. They don't even hire the Mexicans flooding in, let alone Americans.
Mason Howard
you can wall it inside of the country retard
Camden Baker
>implying you can't build a wall in front of or behind house >implying any of those idiots who bought the land have access to the same lawyers CAH does >implying if they do they can somehow convince the court their right to own a 1 x 1 plot of land is more important than national security
It was a publicity stunt that made CAH money and will give libshits a valuable lesson in how eminent domain works. There will still be a wall. When it comes to issues of property, I'll bet on the real-estate mogul turned president with the federal gov behind him, instead of the shitty meme game company which got famous for a meme game that stops being fun after the 2nd play.
Ryan Rogers
>wall moves back 10 feet
Oh no
Jonathan Thompson
Not if they buy it on the actual literal boarder, the only other option would be building in mexico then and you know they won't be having any of that.
Anthony Baker
>outplayed >eminent domain >obstruction of law They literally just lost every penny they put into that stupid stunt dumbfuck.
Brandon Rogers
>Actually thinking ANYONE would sell plots of land for $15
Joseph Brown
Nope. It's a very smart move. It shows they know their TA very well.
Thomas Smith
Trump isn't going to build the wall anyway, so it's just a circlejerk
Wyatt Nguyen
>doesn’t understand eminent domain Border wall is a national security project, eminent domain means they’ll be taking the land and starting construction that day. Funny how liberals don’t have any actual beliefs, they just dance around and do as they’re told. Didn’t they hate property rights a little while ago?
Mason Cox
oh no mexico losses a small piece of desert they wont use, Sad!
Carter Allen
Starting tomorrow, Trump is upping it to ((76^9000)!)! D chess. Who needs eminent domain when the trump train can take it all away?
Carson Ramirez
Keystone never got built either did it OP
Brayden Sanchez
>saves America >by facilitating its invasion by hostile foreigners
Brayden Phillips
>govt builds fence around C.A.H. fags' plot. >Trump does the nay-nay while libshits hang themselves.
Benjamin Turner
>golem
oh, these are jews too
Daniel Butler
> Ignoring their statement that they hired a lawyer that specializes in eminent domain > Thinks his quick Google definition of eminent domain means he knows more about the law than the guy who gets paid to deal with that law regularly. Sup Forums pls
Hudson Gutierrez
I dont know how they did that when we already owned the land along the border so who sold the land to them
Anthony Price
>ignoring their statement that they are divvying it up and selling tiny plots. >ignoring that most people won't be able to afford said lawyers. Shill pls
Jackson Wilson
eminent domain, dipshit
Jeremiah Perez
>This land is needed for the interest of US national security >builds wall >arrests anyone who gets in the way i dont see the problem
Xavier James
the comic itself is a political compass
Charles Morgan
Yeah a fucking genius move that will get their product boycotted by the massive juggernaut that is the Conservative right that elected Trump and secretly holds the real power in the country. Great fucking idea!
I've just written them a lengthy email detailing exactly what I've just said and describing what sack-of-shit traitors they are. It's going to be fun watching them collapse like a house of cards.
Daniel Wood
>like a house of cards.
I see what you did there!
Eli Morgan
Post email
Austin Fisher
Conservatives don't play this trendy degenerate fag shit.
Liam Carter
Just build the wall around their houses, problem solved.
>as time consuming and expensive as possible >tax payer foots the bill Kill all libtards.
Hunter Sanchez
>funneling tax payer money jewish lawyers just to promote a card game
Kayden Cooper
This, they paid $15 and will get the fair market price back. Maybe they'll make a small profit.
Gavin Myers
Oh you want the one I wrote? Sure. It's not as crass or foul as I'd like, but I really want the faggots to think about it.
>Dear Cards Against Humanity, >I'm destroying my Cards Against Humanity sets and so are all of my friends and family. We're also boycotting your product because of your decision to promote lies, hatred, and the absolutely corrupt agenda of the anti-American left wing psychos and pathological liars that work every day to subvert our fair democracy and a legal election, slander our President, and destroy this country. I really hope you enjoy the massive nationwide boycott of your puerile little game that displays about as much intellect as aligning yourself with the vileness and corruption that the left in America represent. Hopefully, your company goes bankrupt and if there is any justice in the world, the company's owners and whoever else is responsible for this idiotic stunt will leave this great nation and never come back.
>Thanks for being so open about what wretched traitors you are to the nation that has given you the freedom to pursue such success, and made it doubly clear that you are giddy about harming its' citizens in any way you can. Now I know not to support any of your products ever again!
>Regards, >A real American.
>PS - Enforcing border security is not racist, and you need to stop misusing that word because it makes you look extremely stupid every time you do it.
Christian Clark
Since they just bought the property it would be pretty easy to value in an eminent domain proceeding. And since they don't have the right to counsel in imminent domain proceedings, they're going to spend a boatload on legal fees.
Daniel Martin
>government declares eminent domain >starts building wall while litigation is ongoing Fucking this The government wont wait for the litigation to finish while they build on empty land. Seen this shit with freeways before
Ryan Bennett
Unless George Soros bought all those plots up, that's going to be an unbelievably big lawyers fee(s) Good luck to them
Ian Turner
They will all be litigated at once likely due to only one lawyer.
Easton White
I admire the trolling desu. Lefties can't meme for shit, but they're alright trolls.
Luis Flores
You stupid nigger the American government will fuck you so hard, they built an oil pipeline over Native Americans land. They will give absolutely no fucks about you when it comes to national security.
John Carter
It's better to put the wall on the side of America, and leave them on the side of Mexico.
John Jones
I think I see a flaw
Liam Bennett
>Cede land as neutral territory >Now all those people own a small piece of land unclaimed by any known government >Build wall along new border >Allow Mexico to seize the land >Nothingofvaluewaslost.png
Evan Stewart
>already sold out within hours tfw trump bought them all himself
Jose Jackson
too bad they won't even read it and just delete it
Julian Ward
this lol there's a tons of cases of this if you just google eminent domain failures
Aaron Lopez
>Cards Against Humanity >Saves America >By getting Mexican women and girls raped and indentured into sex slavery
This game is fun.
Nicholas Kelly
Jesus dude. Eminent.
Kevin Thomas
the first two sentences are okay, but the rest will just make them lol
trolls love getting fed
Benjamin Rodriguez
You want the great thing, they probably sold a lot to foreigners. Is that legal?
Carter Gutierrez
You sure are fucking dense aren't you?
>willingly, knowingly and PUBLICLY announce you plan to undermine the United States of America's safety and ability to defend itself against foreign influence >somehow not an act of treason
Trump is probably too nice but I'd just have these people round up and shot, all their assets seized. It's not even remotely authoritarian, they are threatening the country and the only punishment for treason is death.
Logan Jenkins
Yes, this is the best part. Obama set precedents everywhere, IN THE NAME OF NATIONAL SECURITY WE MUST:
>read your mail >tap your phone >monitor all your financial activity >be able to indefinitely detain anyone deemed a threat
HMMMM, it's like bad ideas tend to backfire horribly.
Colton Parker
My little brother does, but he just printed the cards himself. They're out there, in a ready to print format.
Benjamin Thompson
Those people really live in a world of their own, completely isolated from reality.
Wyatt Young
Last time some leftards whipped it out at a party I stomped on them
Don't play it against seasoned shitposters
Jeremiah Torres
That would be hilarious if he just built the wall to their land and considered it Mexico.
Luis Young
>the world's most inappropriate party game >but don't say "nigger" that literally harms my black body
Tyler Myers
...
Tyler Morales
>guys do a semi-arty display thingy to shit on burgeristan's meme-president's meme-wall >MAGA-niggers start sweating and stuttering "h-how dare they go against their country!?"
As a foreigner it's really fucking funny to watch these mouth-breathers to do almost 1:1 swap in roles between Obongo and the orange ogre of broken promises and general failure.
Joshua Howard
It will take the BLM literally five minutes to BTFO the entire attempt.
Colton Williams
>build wall around the north side of this plot of land, hook south on both sides >wall still happens >no laws broken
Well that took all of 0.2 seconds to solve
Hunter Ramirez
Build the wall around their land and leave their asses on the Mexico side
Jaxon Cox
>makes public statement declaring that the land was only purchased as an act of obstructionism >declares intent to sue against imminent domain >civil case fails to identify how imminent domain would negatively impact a fucking card game company >won't specify where land is >won't specify how large the property is >won't specify if it's commercial or residential property >won't specify how a piece of land in bumfuck nowhere is at all utilized by a card game company oh boy I can't wait for shitlibs to "CLAP BACK YAAAAAAAAAAAAS QWEEN SLAY DRUMSMAMSNAPF!!!" only to be shot down by a judge in the first 2 weeks
t. someone who lost a family plot of land because the state wanted it for infrastructure expansion bc couldn't prove it a necessity in court
Sebastian Long
eminent*
it'll be about as strong of a legal case as my spelling capabilities, fucking awful
Liam Williams
Pretty much. Two magic words that make the heavens and earth move or else the heavens and earth get sent to gitmo
Asher Bailey
Build the wall around the land locking them on the Mexico side
Jeremiah Ortiz
So how long until the US government pre-emptively buys any border land that is somehow for sale so no one else can pull this shit?
Mason Reed
>Government cedes land to CAH faggots and all of their backers >Then declares them secessionists, citing the American Civil War as precedent for secession being a criminal act. >Send a truck full of National Guardsmen to occupy the seceding territory >Arrest everyone involved as terrorists and revoke their citizenship so they lose the right to an attorney, meaning they can't use the fancy lawyers they hired at all. >Set the precedent that attempting to subvert American border security is a terrorist act.
They have to play their cards right but if they do they can prevent this kind of shit happening every again.
Benjamin Roberts
Literally this.
>Implying the US government cares about 'rules'.
Eli Morris
>It's not even remotely authoritarian It definitely is authoritarian. But there really is nothing wrong with being authoritarian, although it has become a meme word by the left.
Nathaniel Clark
Oh the less then half that are also divided by a twitter post.
Isaac Foster
Poetic justice.
Mason Carter
What law prevents it? The gubmint can have boarder checkpoints 150 miles from the boarder! You and your contrarian cunt friends are trying to create optics it has ZERO chance of actually accomplishing more
Wyatt Smith
Those local yokels are the true powerhouse.
Josiah Richardson
Yeah but then these cunts get to cry about "muh literal nazi fascists taking our land by force"
Brayden Watson
Who cares about their feelings? They're the criminals here. If the Confederacy can't get away with it, neither can a group of whiny democrats.
Daniel Morales
there's no building around. the executive branch is explicitly charged with protecting the border. the president can do whatever the fuck he wants to protect the border, including seizing your land. it's just a bunch of stupid goyim giving money and not knowing how government works
Gabriel Hughes
The 68 year old watching foxnews that titan is going to boycott them.
Josiah Martin
Burgerland doesn't work like here, unfortunately
This would be done in a week on the mainland
Cameron Gomez
Revoke the citizenship of all of the employees but give the land to mexico. Build the wall around the land.... Simple. Fuck democracy, the weak and dumb shouldn't even be able to think about doing this kind of bullshit.
Andrew Carter
>JdAmv3t2 >posts 3 times replying to the same post, each time with a different "insult" they're not sending their best folks
Charles Stewart
better solutioin
Christopher Ross
Tweet angrily at them. Call them edgelords, bugmen, etc. Note how they're intentionally costing the taxpayers enormous amounts of money over feel-good bullshit
Leo Moore
>builds wall around land They can join Mexico if they love it so much.
Hudson White
>but give the land to mexico kys just take the land it borders on from mexico. then build the wall on that land instead. e z
Adrian Ortiz
do people not realize that they are sending these kikes money so that the kikes can spend it wasting your collective tax money? maube there is something to this jew thing...
Elijah Sullivan
>>legal nightmare that could take decades
implying the federal government can't seize land easily when it suits them