Why do christmas cakes make for the best girlfriends?

Why do christmas cakes make for the best girlfriends?

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you feel secure with their desperation to get a man at an age where they're slowly losing their charm to get younger more ripe partners

So does being a cake start at 25 or 26?

Insecurity about being good girlfriends due to being Christmas cakes
A duty to try their best because they don't have that many opportunities left
Cute blushes because they are not used to it
Dem bodies

Also they already work and can make a living for themselves so they are not high maintenance

Because they're mature enough to look past the racial biases in society.

So anons what's the male counterpart of a christmas cake? Oji-san?

salt and pepper hunk

Silver Foxes

is there proof she is over 25?

>fired for porn

because cakes are women at their ripest

black man pls go

>it's an older ladies aren't actually that much older sleepless night

We sure do love cake but cake dont love us for sure.

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I'm currently in japan and the only thing I'm thinking about the whole day is how the feet of my 29 year old, christmas cake, language teacher smell like.

If they make such good girlfriends, then home come they're so old and still single?
Checkmate, Drumpfags.

Because there shy and can't bring themselves to talk to people, YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNT!

Presumably there is a scientific study of men who have be-girlfriended multiple women that has discovered the highest ratings belong to those that were cakes at the time.

The worst cakes are those who are virgins.

Because people their age are married with kids so they don't get a chance anymore.

How can one man's taste be this shit?

google and yandex arent providing sauce for me anybody know it?

They're probably the worst girlfriends.

They're single because they had ridiculously high expectations and kept waiting for the perfect Chad.

Little did the little Christmas cake know that Chad was busy plowing through women

As far as 3D is concerned you're probably right. For 2D/fantasy women I like to imagine that they were too busy doing something worthwhile, like studying and establishing a solid career. Only after they had their finances in order, did they discover all the men their age are either getting married or chasing younger girls.

>not wanting an experienced onee-san to show you the ropes

sauce this shit bruh

>NORMIE
Kill yourself, newfag.

>christmas cakes are now below your age

I really wonder what would happen to me that time. Although i don't think i'll mature enough to stop wanting to be spoiled though.

An important question.

There is no male equivalent. No one cares about a man's age as long as he makes money.

>tfw no route

Would any of you kind sirs deliver the sauce please? *nods respectfully*

Love Affair Between Boss and Subordinate - Kozakura Nanane

Christmas cakes are still good to eat on Christmas Day.

>new year's fireworks are also below your age too

> watch Azumanga Daioh for the first time at about the age the Azumangas are in their last year

> now older than Yukari and Nyamo

It feels wrong.

>Just realized my sister has long since qualified for cake territory
Wew.lad

no user all cakes

An English teacher falls in love with Japan.

Unable to confess, Ellen Baker is gifted by a deus ex machina with Japan's Twitter. Never minding the strange user name, she immediately tweets the country, and is overjoyed to find out that Nihon has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Japan, she gets no response because Japan is a country, not a person. After some investigation, she finds out that the nation she called is not the same nation she fell in love with. In fact, this Japan doesn't exist in her universe at all. This Nihon is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ENGLISH.

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Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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Every goddamn thread.

Are there more anime like the Garden of Words?
I just want to see a christmas cake falling in love and acting all flustered

A boy falls in love with a MILF.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MILFs.

Yes. Here you go.

>MILF
Retard

Keit-ai is already a manga. Stop posting it.

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MILFs are used goods. Christmas Cakes are pure.

>Ayazaki A
>Ai
They found a double way!

Stop shilling your shitty webcomic.

That feel I feel deeply

> Fakku

Hi Jewcob

Don't worry, there are always hags that are older than you. 35 is the new 25.

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>tfw wizard
>tfw cake now fails the "cradle-robbing" rule

>So anons what's the male counterpart of a christmas cake?

Wizards, user.

Who cares? It's not like you ever stood a chance to score one to begin with.

You don't know what a Christmas cake is.

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Are they still a christmas cake if they have been in multiple relationships/fucked uncountable times?

A lot of the attraction to a christmas cake for people seems to be the perceived innocence/inexperience contrasting a mature appearance.

In real life 90%+ of girls have had multiple partners by 25. Any perceived innocence or inexperience is an illusion.

Be wary of real life christmas cakes not because of their inexperience but because of their abundance of experience and ability to give a shit about partners after they become a blur of ex's.

>Implying we think 2D is like 3DPD

I want to kill this whore.

Yukari is so fucking hot goddamn it.

Baker-sensei loves you too, tsundere-kun!

The fuck am I even reading?

I want to slice her face off and use it as a doormat.

Being a used up slut is a very common reason why a girl is undesirable. The key component is a Christmas cake is that they are unwanted and expired.