The Haggening II: Electric Boogaloo

Backstory:

Russian hacker makes an app that adds or removes makeup. This is a crime against humanity and probably rape.

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awaiting salt from tyt

>RUSSIAN HACKERS ARE INCITING GENDER WAR

roasties btfo

FINISH THEM

thesun.co.uk/news/4914944/britains-hottest-commuters-london-underground-tube-crush/

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ROASTED

>awaiting salt from tyt

There are at least a dozen tweets to Ana featuring her so it's almost guaranteed. Easy clicks for them.

The real bet is if she'll do the whole "THIS IS HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK YOU GUYS".

Slate trying to BTFO the creator misfires horribly.

The app is crap, the eyebrows are not even changing,do you think eyebrows are shaped like that on their own? This is not removing makeup, it just makes your face paler and deletes eyelashes and adds random spots.

>hacker
>makes an app

Are you 60 yo grandma or something?

Russians hack the erections: they can't keep getting away with it!

God dam that's a good one.

Men should not have opinions about makeup. Also how women look without it is an opinion apparently.

Facts are racist and sexist.

>>hacker
>>makes an app
>Are you 60 yo grandma or something?

Ivan my friend, I am only relaying 100% real journalism. This quality scoops are the reason we pay for news.

>Run it on a guy not wearing makeup
>It's the same
Wow

kek

Hahahahaha, he looks the same except without eye lashes

No more Chad cock for ugly thots.

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lol

hahahahahah well played

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RACIST MASOCHISTS BTFO HOW WILL YOUR EYE LASHES EVER RECOVER

16yo ukrainian porn star detected

>thank you based Ruski appmaker for giving me a reason to live one more day

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IT'S INSULTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE

Also we ran it on someone not wearing makeup and it didn't work so good. Are you not impressed by our superior intelligence? This is why we're paid the big bucks and our opinions are in the newspapers fellas.

Or maybe his eye area was very lightly burned with acid, presumably by a terrorist roasty

Yo, we should spam this to IT

This app also detects STD's?
What a godsend

Is that Ryan from cinemassacre?

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I love this roastie salt

Audible bur

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Oh yeah, they sure showed him. Score one for the girls.

it also cures overpopulation and world hunger by roasted salt oversupply

Oh dear lord, im not sleeping tonight

she's got bigger problem than her makeup, like that hair and those ears

Because a 16 year old porn star browses Sup Forums

They keep trying to make it a fucking hatecrime.

Also universally for those women who test out the features is that they either don't have a non-makeup picture for comparison, but rather just insist they look better than that, OR they fucking lie and use a lowkey makeup picture for their "no makeup" one.

Ask your girlfriends to spot those if you can't.

what a chad

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kek

Yellow Fever BTFO

it kinda is, like did all of you not realize that makeup covers up your face?

>it lightens his face and does nothing else
wtf I hate this app now

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The same media and liberals consider buying ads on facebook hacking and tampering with an election

Holy shit how did this take so long

oh fuck

2050 burgers.

Be ready.

>ogress about to devour the press

It was about time for someone to come with this app.

Girls attempt to fool you by using makeup PLUS digital filters.

>yes goy women are hideous
>boys can do it better
I wonder

Katja Kipping

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Sahra Wagenknecht

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>doesn't know what a hacker is

Are you grandma or something 60 yo?

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Donald trump????????? Before and after?

post more non whiites

Kek

You posted this same cmoment in multiple threads about this app.

Just accept the fact your girlfriend is a fucking dog and move on you cuck

funny how he legit looks more feminen as his former male self
>deep voice: I am Caitlyn Jenner and I will kick your ass!

DELET THIS

She already has a wonky eye, what good does this do?

NO PUNCHING RIGHT

>Hahahahaha, she looks the same except without eye lashes

Hmmmm

Jesus fuck. That's horrifying.

LMAO!!!!

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So many of these commentaries are like a worst-of "woman tells a story".

>The idea behind this app is that the men of the world will FINALLY be able to see what the women they think they might be into REALLY look like.

>You know, because women aren't constantly scrambling to meet each and every societal expectation foisted upon them. Nope. They're just are constantly trying to pull one over on men in order to push buttons and see what they can get away with next.

So wait what? It's absolutely not trying to cheat your appearance, but also feel bad for women who have to constantly try to look better?

> Frankly, if a man downloads this app I'm glad he'll be forced to shell out a few bucks every time he uses it, though I'd prefer it if instead, he had to click a button that said something along the lines of, "By removing the makeup from this woman's face you are agreeing that you are a shallow human being and that you hate women."

>you are a shallow human being and that you hate women

How is this making people go this fucking crazy?

If you're so fucking confident in your makeup that is totally not hiding your face, how in the fuck is it hate to take a peek behind the curtain?

posting commies

Sup Forums you adorable assholes please keep in mind that you're hurting my patreon donations.

lmao

That app works perfectly.

t.Roastie

OMG!!!
That can’t be true

Still qt

This has been a bright light in the darkness of my life. Given me a reason to chuckle. Thanks, based Russian.

I hope you and Laura and Lauren all starve.

But that'll never happen. There's always camsoda.

>"I used this app in a way it was not designed to be used and IT DIDN'T WORK!"

No shit?
It's almost like the app assumes anything you put through it is wearing lipstick, blush, foundation, eyeliner, and have applies eyeliner to their brows, as is the staple method of applying makeup?

Also, she IS wearing foundation in that pic. Human skin doesn't shine like that unless you're greasy, wet, or wearing foundation.

yeah or like the mossad hit squad

>death
>taxes
>slate perpetually outraged and wrong

so the blotches were already there, this just accentuates them

Dont have kids

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Lol I used that app (having never worn make up in my life) and it still made my face look 10 times worse.

Is there an online version or do i need an iphone?

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When you want to shill something its best to not repeat the same thing over and over in every related thread..

reminds me of

HOLY KEK

Do a before and after of every tranny and send it to them on twitter.

>It isn't accurate because I used it on someone with no makeup and it still altered their face hur dur
Why do all the roasties writing these articles use this argument?
The whole point of a learning AI is that you feed it pictures of the an example input and an example output and it works out what it needs to do to convert one into the other.
The point of the AI isn't to detect whether someone is wearing makeup or if it should remove makeup or not, it's "give me a picture that you are telling me is someone wearing makeup and I will apply perform the process I've created to convert it into a no makeup picture.
It's like saying the office printer isn't accurate because you put in a document that had already been printed and it just printed over the top of it.

It did work.
The blogger claimed she made that picture of her real face in no-makeup mode.
All I did was fix her mistake of applying makeup anyway.
What's your problem, feeling slightly apprehensive?

Don't worry, Sargon, your cuck army will still fap to your fatass even after they saw you in this app. If they survived your face before, they will stomach this one, too.

>hack the erection

>as misogynistic as it sounds.

So, not at all then.