President Trump Delivers Remarks

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EGGCITING

he will probably remark on the great success of his asia tour and throw in a le subtle troll to get it extensively covered

it begins

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And it's nothing. Ffs. Nothing ever happens.

HE DRANK WATER IMPEACH REEEEEEEE /s

inb4 CNN makes an article about him needing some water

Noted water expert Hymie Sheklestein is concerned that the President is setting a bad example and encouraging "hydro hogging" by taking generous sips from his glass during his press conference.

HES SUCH A NOOB at politics

ITS RUBIO

Funny how Zyklon Ben never draws Trump fat

TALK ABOUT OUR FUCKING RACE

Every time he takes a drink from that Fiji bottle, I just think, pucker up butter cup.

he lost weight, was fatter before taking office.

shit just joined when he ended. what was it about?

good hes getting us trade deals

well that was nothing

hes securing us lots of trade deals for us products

Maybe he hyped his speech up so much that all his big wig business guys would tune in and know he secured them some real good deals. At least he didn't throw up on anyone's lap.

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HELICOPTERS IN 6GORRILLION MINUTES

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