PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com
pastebin.com
PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
pastebin.com
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com
NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump statement aboard AF1 11/14/17
youtu.be
>VP Pence @WSJ CEO council 11/14/17
youtu.be
>Full hearing AG Sessions 6hrs 11/14/17
youtu.be
>WH Video: Pres Trump's Historic Trip to Asia 11/14/17
youtu.be
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits Japan 11/14/17
youtu.be
>TrumpTV: Army of Lobbyists 11/14/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump statement after ASEAN leaders summit 11/13/17
youtu.be
>Duterte tells media to GTFO 11/13/17
youtu.be
>SoS T-Rex meets Myanmar state counselor 11/13/17
youtu.be
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Venezuela 11/13/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump meets w/PooMinister Modi 11/12/17
youtu.be
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Georgia's DefMin 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump speaks @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump meets w/Duterte 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump/bff Abe/aussie shitposter meet 11/12/17
youtu.be
>ASEAN summit opening ceremony 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump/Duterte @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Group photo @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump arrives @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
youtu.be
>Duterte sings @Trump's command 11/12/17
youtu.be
OP pastebin: pastebin.com
prev
/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WATER BREAK EDITION
MAGA
Is it just me or Trump's speech is slightly slurred?
What are they feeding him?
HAHAHAHA TRUMP BTFO!!!!!
T O Y O T A
The water is the only good part out of this. Pretty boring
Not enough scoops
He's having a stroke..
Tragic live death
HIS ANGER IS BOILING OVER
ALERT ALERT
HIS ANGER IS BOILING OVER
>every headline about the press conference will now ignore everything except the water incident
I think he has dentures that came lose or are losing adhesion.
Goddamn he sounded bad before sip
He's becoming more orange by the minute.
>whose in charge of the teleprompter?
>where is that guy?
>where is he?
>GET OUT
>GET HIM THE HELL OUT
>and take his coat
that shit is moving too damn fast
NOTUM PUNG
Maybe he’s just jet lagged from the Asia trip.
>two sips
IMPEACH
THEY'RE OVER
We watergate now?
*sips*
V E R Y
P L E A S A N T
C O N V E R S A T I O N
BIDEN IS SO OLD GRASSHOPPERS SAY THEY WERE KNEE HIGH TO HIM
this is comfy
...
...
Remember when he made for of Rubio for drinking water?
He was just thirsty
notice how he sounds normal after that *sip*
ANOTHER /SIP/
ANOTHER SIP
MORE WATER
TWO SIPS
AWOO~
HE JUST TOOK ANOTHER SIP
In gonna need a webum on this water thing since you fags won't shut up about it.
NO NOT AGAIN
HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
TRUMP NO
THE FUCKING MADMn
OH NO HE SIPPED AGAIN
TWO SIPS
>he has to give 2 weeks worth of news to the people since the MSM refused to do it themselves
that shit must frustrate the hell out of him
TWO SIPS
TWO SIPS
TWO SIPS
TWO SIPS
JUST MAKE IT THROUGH THE SPEECH GRAND COMMANDER!
ANOTHER FIJI SIP! WOAH GUYS! TWO SIPS!
the sped up prompter sounds a lot more like how he does when he goes off the cuff. I prefer it this way
After he flubbed with his garbage immigration bill.
>Is it just me or Trump's speech is slightly slurred?
Probably a combo of jet lag, and the fact that all that time flying tends to dry you out as the cabin air has very low humidity.
REMINDER
here's the makeup pf the NRSC for those who might fall for shill bait (((polls)))
>Mitt Romney
>John McCain
>Mitch McConnell
>John Kasich
>Mike Lee
>Steve Daines
>Barbara Comstock
>Carlos Curbelo
>Adam Kizinger
no snakes in this fine group of True Conservatives, no siree :^)
how (((convenient))) that Orin Hatch and Lisa Murkowski have come out with their "Write-In Luther Strange Initiative" at this exact same time, too
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
IT'S RUBIO!!!!
fuck off you anime ladyboy faggots
this is amazing
TWO SIPS
ALLL OPTIONS REMAIN ON THE TABLE
LIBS BTFO
B T F O
T
F
O
REMINDER: THIS RALLY IS NOT FOR /ptg/
THIS RALLY IS FOR THE NORMIES WHO MISSED THE COVERAGE OF THE TRIP BECAUSE THEY AREN'T AUTISTS WHO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND THE MSM REFUSED TO COVER THE TRIP
>those quotes around respect
Literally fucking what.
TWO SIPS
DRRRRRRRRRUMPF
TWO SIPS?
TWO SIPS, DRUMPF??
I hope the lighting guy gets a stern talking-to after this speech.
WHO /SIPPIN/ HERE
TWO SIPS BOIIIIIIII
Stop your shitty marketing campaign you faggot.
SIP BOYS
>70 YEAR OLD MAN YELLING AND DRINKING IN A LIVESTREAM
ITS FUCKING OVER
EVERYONE WILL SEE HOW WEAK TRUMP IS
PERSUASION IS EVERYTHING
I think the water sipping is some kind of dog whistle to white supremacists.
THE CHAD 2 SIP
Two sips.
It's over.
Mueller save us!
BI LATERAL TRADE DEALS WITH
A N Y N A T I O N
T W O S I P S
W
O
S
I
P
S
IMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH
...
Idk why but I really like this hahah
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!
WHAT DOES THIS CONSTANT SIPPING MEAN
IVE BEEN ALL OVER ASIA
*sips Fiji water*
DANENG.
Yeah, sometimes voices can be fucked up. Ever have to clear your throat and you sound insane until you clear your throat?
Typical rich white man, drinking Fiji. Normal people can't afford that shit. Impeach. Now.
true for me
>Trump isn't a machine and actually needs to hydrate
WTF IMPEACH
TWO /SIPS/
THATS IT! IMPEACH!
THOSE SIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MY SIDES!!!!
TWO SIPS
>TWO SCOOPS
>TWO PIES
>TWO SIPS
IMBEACH
I just ordered a case of Fiji water.
IM SO GREAT
AMERICA IS SO GREAT
ISRAEL IS GREATEST ALLY
SAUDI ARABIA IS 2ND BEST ALLY
NK IS VERY BAD
WE BEATED ISIS NOT SYRIA
Wow what an important announcement regurgitating the same ZOG shit he always does, fucking kike.
Kill yourself Trumpkike subhuman shills.
>Dotard reading BIGLY YUGE letters written by Jews.
Fuck Drumpf and fuck America under Drumpf. Literally a joke to the Planet
Fuck me, I go out for a smoke and miss the best part
Teleprompter guy too, shit was moving at lightspeed
work..ers
>this thread
holy fuck my side went orbital
SNIP SNIP
THIS MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS WATER
TWO SIPS
BLIMPF
is Trump sending a message? did China try and drug his drinks?
Lel have (You)
Probably CNN IRL right now
You know what Trump looks like, right?
How a bottle of water appears?
Picture Trump drinking from a bottle of water.
(you)
No. He’s too rich for that. He has caps and shit.
He would just have implants if he needed to replace teeth.
hahahha what a faggot
>two sips
>two scoops
>two genders
>two terms
34D BACKGAMMON
THERE IT IS
Do this one please.