Itt: Sup Forums pitches an idea on Shark Tank

>Itt: Sup Forums pitches an idea on Shark Tank

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Sometimes you find yourself in a position where things are dry and itchy

Whip that can get unruly slaves back in line

The United States, but only white people

Post Kevin pasta

A child you can buy to keep and fuck

The super nigger destroyer 90000 which can abort nigger babies faster than they can breed em.

As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.

Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.
And for that reason, I'm out.

A prettied noose.

Nigger whipper 9000

Sharper Image stole my idea.
An LED light/small beeper that comes with a control pad, Velcro straps and adhesive backing. Set of 4.
Press color codes button on keyfob: light activates and/or sound alerts.
Missing lighter? Beep, hey mofo gimme back my lighter!
Where's the baby? Beep, there it is!
Doing crack does have its upside.

I don't like what you got me hanging from. I'm out.

Post the african slaughter one

Schwoogie button

>button at the front of the store to notify the staff that a nigger walked in

>t. Sal Governale

A cock counter so you know a bitch’s body count before wasting your time on her.

Jesus Christ

.(handrubbing intensifies).

My idea is to build a road in the Congo. I already have gravel trucks.

Portable zyklon b cannistors so you can gas Jews right on the spot.

Like MakeApp but instead it undoes nose jobs.

seeking investment in an anonymous anime message board

DNasimple . org

Three words: Asian Blowjob School

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Literally what is the point of that show? 10 minutes on TV for a chance to bark like a fucking seal to get the opportunity for Mark Cuban to own 20% of your company?