Bong in Hong Kong AMA

Been living here for a year, I'll tell it to you straight

Sorry for the shit picture lol

What does your apartment cost and how many square feet (or meters) is it?

I see you mastered the language already.

Have you seen any chinks torturing/eating dogs yet?

how much gutter oil do you think you have eaten

About 35000 hkd a month for about 800 square feet. That's around 4000 usd

Native Hong Kong Chinese are pretty civilized and reserved. Mainlanders can be much more sketchy. Many more have moved here recently.

Man that's expensive, is it worth it being in a great city or do you just have to put up with retardedly high housing prices?

Where do local brits and local chinese go out? LKF is nice but full of mostly tourists and Wan Chai just has prostitutes.

Hopefully none lol. I boil my water just in case but I bought a water testing kit and it seems to be unnecessary
Luckily my company covers the housing cost, but the price of everything in general is still pretty high. The public transport is the best I've ever seen, and I've lived in both London and New York for several years

That's mainland China, not Hong Kong I think.

Wan Chai is pretty tame these days from what I hear, don't go there too often apart from business. I live across the harbour in Kowloon so my main haunt is TST. LKF is fucking mad on any holiday lol

Is there still much of a British cultural presence left, or nah? Also, how easy is it to get yellow pussy?

>TST
Damn, I've never really come across much nightlife around here.

Is it bong kong or Chan kang

Yellow pussy is criminally easy, and it appears to be most local Brits obsession. Not very attracted to Asians myself, ironically. Cultural influence is rapidly fading it seems, English proficiency is at an all time low. Beijing likes it that way

There's an area in northern TST called knutsford terrace that is pretty lively, but if I really want a riot I go to LKF
Bong Kong of course

>knutsford terrace
I actually have been here, feel like a nice area of Soho desu, had shisha there. Still beats me whenever I'm out there where the millions of locals go. Guess they just socialise in the parks which seems common.

What are some tips on finding work there? (I'll be an engineering masters graduate next summer)

How many Americans have you ran into?

How are the Police in HK?

It's disorienting at first but you get used to it. It's quite strange going back home where I am surrounded by native English speakers. Living here without a close group of English speaking friends will quickly make you feel socially retarded

There's a load of little local bar districts that most locals go to. They are pretty fun but a lot of tones the staff hardly know any English.

They are getting very picky, and the chance of you getting an expat package are shrinking all the time. There is much more emphasis on knowing Mandarin. If your want a job here only knowing English better aim at western companies based here.

Rank London N.Y. and HK. Looking for options after I graduate.

I've in MY so use that as a reference.

hows the food? are the people nice?
is it hard to get drugs? tell us about the women
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What percentage of people actively oppose the changes China is making in Hong Kong?

I only know a few Americans here. Occasionally an aircraft carrier will dock here and a bunch of Americans will raid the bars. We've had two in the past 6 months such is pretty rare.

Police are pretty passive. Occasionally you'll still see a white one in the more western areas

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are the chungking mansions still standing & degenerate as ever?

Not him but been all three fair amount. All very similar, only obvious difference is the language barrier in HK. Upside to HK is that you anywhere you live will be 'nice' whereas the only affordable places (relatively) in London and NY will be more shitty areas full of pakis/nigs. If you travel a fair amount then try out HK but if you've barely left the US I would imagine it would be extremely strange experience and you (probably) wouldn't have a good time adjusting culturally. Also, where is MY?

OP how long have you been away from the UK?
i've been in mainland and taiwan working for 9 years and i'm bored of it.
i just want to go home, buy a house in the country and not be a guizi in a sea of yellow

Tbh the difference between Cantonese locals and mainland Mandarin speakers is huge. Cantonese/locals are similar to Brits and are nice polite people in general. Mainlanders are horrible in comparison. So post this in Chinese not HK threads.

>Hong Kong
>Mandarin
burger education

HK is what London wishes it was, if London wanted a majority white capital. HK is one of the best cities in the world. Take this advice from an old fag who has travelled and hates cities.

What flag?

Malayshit.

Sum ting wong with your camera, OP?

Is it as comfy as Sleeping Dogs makes it seem?

Hong Kong is basically a Chinese New York but much more homogenous. Transport is stellar, housing is expensive, food varieties are boundless. People are nice but quite shy, but it depends obama if they were born in the mainland. PRC Chinese are generally pretty shitty. There's a lot of nature areas only a 30 minute train ride away where you feel like you're in complete wilderness
1/3 don't care, 1/3 are pro China, 1/3 are angry but silent out of fear or apathy

>Sleeping Dogs
>comfy
The game showed it as a crime infested city.

i have a question my dude.

can Hong Kong people born before 1997 apply for UK citizenship?
if not, is there a demand for this? or is the economy over there good enough they don't care about coming here?

bar 109 in wanchai on a sunday morning best place to get laid if you can't get a mulitple chicks are a disabled retard

A comfy one tho.

>can Hong Kong people born before 1997 apply for UK citizenship?
yes

kek. i'm not even in malaysia. but phillipines is the only asian country worse than malaysia. it's a pity, the flips i know i all hard working and just want to provide for their families back home, but flip culture is 3rd world and they won't stop having 88 kids because they are so dumb and poor. the way life seems to go in philippines is be a man, then your gay. be a woman, then you have 5 kids by your 20th birthday and you go and work abroad to send money back and never see your kids until they are parents themselves.

Sone parts of the ghettos look like that but not the parts that matter. I'll take somepics
Tup, still full of muzzies and poos

thanks for your service
i guess you're scared to talk about drugs cos they might watch what ur writing online

>not very attracted to Asians
I thought I was the only one

Mandarin is spoken in HK, idiot. So is Cantonese and other dialects including Hakka. The written language is universal, so anybody can read it. Dialects are different and associated with region. Most Chinese can talk Mandarin. As do foreigners, as it is the easiest language to learn. Most foriegners do not and cannot learn the written language.

*if you buy a Filipino prostitute 5 drinks

How goes fellow expat. How is the pub scene there? Is it swarmed by retired expats with their underage prostitute wives?

Literally 90% of expats here marries a bar whore, it's so disgusting to see them with their hapa kids. I feel sorry for their mums are basically rejects from society and their fathers literally look like they will die in a few years.

If you're going to settle with a local women never marry one you met online or at a dodgy bar, Always happens to be gold digging barely educated maid tier uggos.

Nicd living here esp when you have lots of money and a good job/business. locals treat you better than they treat other filipinos.

Malaysia is unironically richer and more delevoped than your shithole of a country. Assuming of course that you're actually Filipino and not just a western sexpat.

Whats your work?

Are you Rich, is it fun if you have the cash?

At least Filipinos arent shariah law crazy Muslims. Fuck Malaysia. We should have went Spanish inquisition on you lot.

How much is your rent in USD?

If you're from the south of England, then you should def fuck off mate. Typical southistani defending his fellow muzzie

cool generalisation with false facts.
cantonese is the language of hong kong
things are written in Tradtional Chinese, mainland china uses simplified chinese, so not every mainlander can read the traditional, but you pick it up after a while and notice the differences and similarities.
most foreigners do learn to read and write, but not really write by hand, but on the phone/computer.
the only foreigners i know who haven't learned to read simplified chinese are the lazy ones

>implying Mandarin is the main one
go suck a dick

white guy here, nor am I. No offence to Asians but I couldn't even fap to one if I tried. People assume all white guys have yellow fever but I'm sure it's not true.

Used to work in the furniture. Went to shit in the late 90s. All good companies died out.

Now I own a jewelry manufacturing company. pearls here are dirt cheap. Gold can be bought from poor sods who mine them illegally. I honestly feel sorry for them the bigger mining companies bully them off.

dude, i said i wasn't even in malaysia. you're being triggered by a flag. i'm not malaysian and i'm not in malaysia. if you can't work out why i would have a malaysian flag and not be in malaysia, then ask your manager at Jollibee's why that might be.

Photos of chinese cities always make it look like they're so dirty and gross, not to mention the smog. Is it actually like pic related?

Yeah, they have Commonwealth citizenship and everything.

is your follow up question how many niggers could live in 800sq m and spend their days hanging outside 7-11s?

Did you eat cat?

Ex-pats here are generally pretty disgusting, unfortunately that seems to also be many of the British here. Pub scene is pretty good if you know where to look. I know a lot of ex-pats here in relationships with local women... it's definitely a love-money transaction. Everybody just ignores it though, it's pretty sad.

Was generally pretty disappointed when I first saw the ex-pats here. Much worse than I expected

Obviously the worst place you could possibly live if you're only attracted to white women. Really shitty.
Here's a better pic of a typical street outside of downtown.

>Hong Kong
>China
favelas education.

I’m pretty racist. I’m just not attracted to brown or dirty white skin. It just doesn’t look clean to me.

I guess a lot of weeaboos have a fetish for Asian women because they’re supposed to be submissive and shit but from what I’ve heard, Asian women turn crazy and won’t tolerate laziness. You work to support her and her family on the other side of the world.

If you're in Asia you then you'll probably end up marrying a local out of neccessity.
No white women here cept crazy liberal backpackers and old dried up women sex tourist, both are a rarity.

Lots of Korean and Japanese women here come to male strip clubs to get their giddy.

Met some nice Japanese girls in a beach one. Still contact them from time to time.

fellow bong here, nice to see you surveying the colony

do you see those old people collecting recyclables? do you give them your cardboard or give em any food?

are you in touch with the british or western expat community there?

I've been considering moving to HK for quite a while now and finally have all the money I need. How highly do you recommend it ( Yes I have money it isn't an issue ) and what would you say are its greatest strengths vs weaknesses. Also what are the better parts to live from your experience?

Worse here mate. All the good educated expats left for greener pastures or went back home. Now it's all the same wankers who look like they were just released from jail and collecting their pensions. I really feel sorry for the locals. These council housing dwelling scum think they own the place.

Been there last year, great street food also

I definitely recommend it, it's been a great experience. People here aren't degenerates for the most part. Likely though if you're a expat you'll be working with a bunch of pretty strange people... mostly older Europeans.

I'd recommend you live pretty much anywhere in the Kowloon peninsula, And you'll have to unless you get a pretty good housing package or you make a lot of money. Make sure you live near an mtr station though.

And the triads are a meme. I can honestly say this is the safest place I've ever lived. and I don't live in that particularly good of an area.

in the winter and when the clouds are in it can get smoggy. i've been in beijing when it has had blue skies. it depends on the wind and the weather

ninja wearing a clocking device?
the blury part in the center (between the two floors).

I said it as a generalization since I'd doubt there's too big a difference between Honk Kong and, say, Shanghai when it comes to these things, Luigi.

How do the Chinese treat expats? From what I've heard and seen it's either Filipino tier or Singapore tier.

Go home white boy europa needs you your country needs you our country is already fucked up by race mixing for you to fuck it more up
to my fellow flips here you do realize they dont want our own nationalist state right ? its time we stood on our own two feet against the chinese imperialists we dont need a hand to hold. and our southern brothers might be muslims but they are filipino and i would rather work with them and their common values than outsiders its time we flips started loving our own lands before we loved the lands of others.

youre the same faggot who posted that you "were" veitnam and everywhere else just fuck off with your attention

why dont you suck more colonist dick ?
fucking cuck

I don't doubt it mate, all of the old boomer expats with their hooker
wives talk about Indochina and the Philippines being the next great ex-pat promised land.

Fuck off eurofag

Was there in HK last December (from NYC). It is like NYC on steroids. Extremely dense and packed solid, a cacophony chinese sound everywhere.

They pack people into tall, narrow buildings. Women were receptive though. good cheap food.

Not many areas like parks and OPEN SPACES. very congested.

There are massive parks they're just not in the city, you have to go farther north

Have you been to The Armoury yet? Did you buy anything nice?!

If you go into a tourist market they will try to rip you off, other than that they ignore you

It's already the promised land mate. The worst expats here are the Germans. Literal perverts and paedophiles. Heard a German bastard was arrested for having orgies with underraged girls and releasing it only. Really disgusting brings the name of white expats down.

Fortunately Koreans are the most hated, wankers think they run the place. They even have Korean mafias here. illegal car exports, racketerring, prostitution, drugs, you name it. like something out of GTA.

how appropriate would i be there nowadays with the growed up lang jai looks like mine?

i was Sum Jai btw

>give it to you straight
>posts sideways picture
fuck off bong

Typical slant eyed chinks. I'd honestly never want to do business with them but it's not possible. They love to rip you off, undercut you, and all that jewish behaviour. Like shysters the chinks.

I hear you. I'm a fan of the white/pink aesthetic on girls too, especially in the nether regions. Does that make us racists though? I thought it was my hatred of nigs and beaners that made me racist, but not this.

Don't get me started on the fucking Germans. Easily the most depraved group here too.
You'll get yellow pussy for being halfway exotic.
Never been to tell you the truth

This is bullshit mate. Asian women can be really dominant and they expect you to feed her family as well. They start going crazy whenever her family is involved. Trust me I've seen it all.

Depends on who you ask. But many standards I am racist.

That’s what I meant. Lots of dudes have this idea that Asian women are subservient when the reality is different.

Hey bong in hong kong have you seen king kong's dong ?

Tell me about the strange people

Im going to HK next month for about a week. Where should I stay? I heard Kowloon was full of hawkers and beggars.

I also want to chill out by the beach or the countryside, but dont want to miss out on the main sights. Which are has the best night life and food?

$4000 for 800 sq ft?!

What a rip off. Youre paying San Francisco prices for a box.

Is that Tai Kok Tsui? Remember a few years back some gook there chopped his parents up and put them in Tupperware boxes. Is it still a bad neighbourhood?