Why aren't there any fat mass shooters?

Why aren't there any fat mass shooters?

Project Monarch conditioning programs require long periods of starvation

too fat fingers to fit into a trigger

>who is Jeff Weise
>who is Asa Coon

Same reason they never have long hair?
Government issue

Because it would require a certain amount of walking around, maybe lugging a rifle and lots of ammunition, perhaps running at one point. Fat asses who want to be mass shooters think about that and give up before they even start.

Because fat people are jolly, duh

>who is Dylan Klebold

Soon.

Because fat people are fat because they're lazy pieces of shit. Mass shooters aren't lazy, they're ambitious for following through with their dreams.

I'm sure there are plenty of fat, disgusting neckbearded basement dwellers who fantasize every day about shooting up an elementary school but are too lazy to actually follow through with it.

Too lazy to preform violence, lack of testosterone.

this
usually fasting is good for the body but accompanied with heavy mental and physical stress (like torture) it will really sap you of everything.

they are too busy eating and sharting in mart, so there's no time left for mass shootings

The psyop hoax photoshoppers of imaginary personas have an anti-fat bias

They’re too busy eating and playing video games.

Indulgence weakens the resolve.

>believing adam lanza was real
>believing anyone of these kids acted "alone"

>Jeff Weise

Reminder that he made this a thing.

The stairs are preventing them from leaving Mom's basement.

They're lazy subhumans

Same reason the "fat is beautiful" and "healthy at any size" meme is being shilled while amerilards are being pumped with fatty, unhealthy food, which are often marketed to impressionable children. Because fat people are passive and complacent.

In the fat community, feelings are eaten.

>im gonna push a shitty retarded meme while pretending other people are shills

WOW
no one can see though this dude!

>1 kill (himself)
>mass shooting