Ask a neet with 350k of profits from bitcoin and 73 BTC yet to sell anything

Ask a neet with 350k of profits from bitcoin and 73 BTC yet to sell anything

I also have around 44 ETH

>73 BTC
>Only 350K profits
Got in late, huh?

How do you turn that into dollars/euro/gold? Can you do it within a few days? What are the taxes on things like that?

Can I borrow €20?

How do you plan to convert it to legitimate currency? What are you going to do when the IRS (or whatever the german equivalent is) shows up at your door for holding 350,000 in untaxed money?

>yet to sell

I was selling on btc-e, now bitfinex and localbitcoins I also have multiple sales threads in many forums

I do it everyday, then I invest into gambling or poker and withdraw so if they ask me anything I say they come from legit wins and pay only a small %

What happens if you need to access legitimate funds quickly?
Why not buy unregistered assets like art etc?

>mfw 8k today

Why do you have a memeflag?
Buy ltc

Don’t fucking change it back into an account in a taxable country you dud.

Run it through somewhere else, maybe through a business on top of that.

If you really want to get crazy, put it in a piece of art, or a car or something and then bring it to North America.

Or just have worldwide credit card/LOC with a couple million limit, take cash advance, pay everything on it.

Keep it in South America somewhere

Cheers on your ever-lasting profits.

Buying Doge coins while all you suckers invest in Bitcoin cash

do you like to feel good? please help a poor as fuck unlucky user out.
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Hopefully Goldman Sachs crash out market.

Please sir can you spare some change? My rapper buddies and I are trying to OD on some Fentanyl and I'm .013 BTC short

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and i hope you turn into a millionaire.
nothing makes me happier than seeing more neets of the west that refuse to participate in the shitshow that is the modern day west.

Told you

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This guy gets it. We are growing stronger every day.

I don't think that qualifies you as neet m8... you're a day trader. You have a job, you employ yourself. Good for you though man.

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should I buy LINK?

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