I'm so sorry that you got murdered by Smurfs. I'll make a deal with you...

I'm so sorry that you got murdered by Smurfs. I'll make a deal with you. You can be reborn with your current body and memories into any anime world you want.

Can I pick another body please?

Shitty main character I'd never have to run into aside, SAO's world with its level of VR tech would be fun.

Brings up an honest question though. If you ended up erping with someone your opposite gender ingame, but same gender irl, is it gay at that point?

Sora no Otoshimono, please.
Can I also have an Alpha assigned to me, please?

>You can be reborn with your current body
Just kill me again. After sitting on my face.

Fine. I choose Yuru Yuri.

A 6'4", 220 pound man in a land with nothing but junior high girls. I would dominate the land. Salt the earth.

Just fuck my shit up.

Throw down the list of boons first and we'll talk, otherwise you're coming with me.

Texhnolyze

I'll choose Disgaea, earn some mana, and rebirth as an Archer

Can you at least fix my fucking ADHD, girl?

this image makes me genuinely feel uncomfortable, like I'm in the room with them.

The fuck are you!?
The fuck is this!?
Where is my oblivion?
Who said that I want to be reborn or anything?
I told these Smurfs I fucked their mamas for a reason you shit!

I wish to be reborn into Love Live! So I can be as I am now, never going anyway and watching the muse and Aqours sing

This, my current body can't even jump 50 cms

To love-ru

ReLife

>tfw can seduce the sensei even if not made into a high schooler
pic sorta related

Fuck off Taylor Gamboa.

Fuck, now you reminded that Relife also has a nice cake that's totally unimportant. Now I'm sad.

It's okay user. We'll get our wish and make Marie Antoinette proud.